DISCLAIMER: I own absolutely nothing pertaining to the show Glee. Fox, Paramount and whoever else can have it all they want. (Just clearing the air.)

So, I was watching the episode "Bad Reputation", you know the one where Sue and Olivia Newton John sing "physical" together? Well, I got a genius idea, because I know I am not the only person in the whole gleek community that saw Sue Sylvester checking out Olivia. (she totally was btw) So, in short, this is a short one-shot thing where Sue and Olivia go on a date, it's a simple intimate restaurant and suggestive movie date, all post-music video, and we will see where everything leads. :]

Sue Sylvester had been avoiding this moment all day, but she knew she just HAD to nip this thing in the bud, no…more like kick it square in the jaw.

Ever since she had done the "Physical" music video with Olivia Newton John, all Sue could think about was… How shall I put this? …"getting physical" with Olivia. Every day since they shot the video, when she was at school, at home, in the car, practicing with her cheerios, and once while she was insulting Will Shuester's hair, Sue did nothing but think about her and Olivia getting together.

It was nine minutes until four, which was when Sue was going to call Olivia and ask her out.

Sue wasn't planning for anything long-term, just one night between the two of them, having dinner and maybe a movie…with a bit of horizontal dancing afterward if the situation called for it… Olivia was at some sort of "Save the Whales" conference or something, Sue couldn't quite remember, but she knew Olivia would be finished and back at her apartment around four. Sue paced back in forth in her office, debating on when the best time to call was, what she should say, how she should say it, if she should be frank about it like she was everything else, or should she beat around the bush, maybe begin with small talk then…

So many thoughts were raging in Sue's mind, and just when she was about to make a final decision, Santana walked in and said, "We're ready Coach."

"Ahh crap!" Sue said, placing one of her palms firmly on her face. She had forgotten all about the cheerios routine they had been practicing since school let out, and were now ready to show her.

"Give me five minutes Santana, and you girls had better be ready. I don't want any sloppy movements in this routine. I want PERFECTION." Sue added the last part with faked confidence, only to get Santana and the girls prepared for regional's again, and to keep the fact that she was so nervous she could vomit between her and God.

Santana strutted out of Sue's office to tell the other girls, while Sue kept her eyes focused on her desk. She stared down the black phone sitting on her desk, hoping somehow it might give her a telepathic link to Olivia, so she wouldn't have to feel so…embarrassed about what she was about to do.

At last, Sue took a deep breath in and walked to her desk as she let it out. Sue sat down in her chair, and closed her eyes for a brief second before dialing Olivia's number.

The phone rang once, twice, three times. Just as Sue thought it was about to go to voicemail, she heard a sultry "hello?" with a perfect Aussie accent on the other end. An electric shock ran through Sue, telling her that there was now no turning back from what she was about to do.

"Hey Olivia! It's me, Sue Sylvester, the cheerleading coach from William McKinley high? Yeah, I was just wondering if you had any plans for um…Friday um…evening?" Sue felt her voice crack as she sputtered out the last part of her question, and could have kicked herself for being such an abomination, until she heard Olivia answer her on the other end.

"Well, no Sue, I don't believe I am doing anything that evening, why do you ask?" Olivia responded in her well toned accent, curious as to what Sue was planning.

"Well, um…I was just wondering um…if you um…?" Sue asked, her last few words running together because they came out so fast. She added another face-palm to her forehead.

"I'm sorry, I missed the last part. I think I've got bad reception over here. What did you say again?" Asked Olivia, some of her curiosity now replaced with confusion.

Sue mentally cursed herself for being so nervous and let out a calming breath before she repeated the last part of her question into the phone. "Would you like to go to dinner with me? Friday evening?"

Olivia was taken aback by such a question, her curiosity coming back in full force, not realizing that Sue may have had a "thing" for her, but Olivia graciously accepted the offer, decided on meeting at seven at Olivia's apartment, and almost let out a squeal of happiness has she ended the call.

Many impure thoughts ran through Sue's head as she got out of her chair, and nearly hit the ceiling from excitement as she joyously made her way to the gymnasium.

As soon as she entered, the cheerios began their routine, cheering loud, flipping, rolling, and cart-wheeling every which way past Sunday, throwing girls into the air, and ending with a human pyramid. "Sloppy. That was nowhere NEAR the perfection they are searching for at Regional's." Sue spat disdainfully, her smile disappearing as she saw the infinite amounts of failure attacking the entire routine. "But, being the nice person that I am, practice will end early today. So hit the showers!"

"Speaking of showers…" Sue thought eagerly, "I could use a cold one myself." Sue's devilish grin then came back as she went back to her office to gather her things and head home.