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Title: Phone Sex, The Wrong Way

Characters/Pairings: Kurt/Blaine, Wes, David

Rating: pG 13, for sexual suggestions

Genre: Humor, Romance

Summary: "You just violated my iPhone."

"Take the hint. Next time, do phone sex the right way."

Disclaimer: I wish I did own Glee. Alas, I do not. =(

Author's Note: This is basically a crack!fic

Wes and David shared a look across the lunch table.

They were fed up with this charade!

At first, it was cute. Adorable even.

Blaine was smitten, and Kurt was obviously in love. The little touches they gave each other were sweet, and even though it was taking forever for them to confess their undying love for each other, they were still cool to hang out with.

As weeks went by, it was crystal clear that sexual tension, which lead to sexual frustration, set in.

The lingering glances at each others butts, lips, hands, neck, the heated staring at eahc other, that was basically eyes sex...and the fact that they were both still convinced that the other didn't think of the other as more than friends...it was driving both Wed and David mad!

They could have waited it out, though. They could have waited for them to get it together, figure things out on their own...if Kurt hadn't have gotten fat free vanilla pudding for lunch that day.

With the little breathy moans Kurt would slip out, and his slooow in-out motion of his spoon...

Wes and David shared another look.

Blaine was either going to explode, murder the spoon in a jealous rage, or excuse himself to the restroom, because he wouldn't want to pressure Kurt into anything unwanted.

Wes finally snapped.

"Ok! THAT'S IT!" he cried.

David's face perked up, Blaine broke from his heated trance, and Kurt laid down his spoon.

The ever composed Wes had a manic glint in his eyes. He needed to get the message across somehow.

He looked down at his phone.

An evil smile crossed his face, as he looked over at David.

David, seeming to understand his crazy plan, grabbed Blaine's phone, and slid it over to him.

"Hey!" cried out Blaine.

Wes held out his finger in a one minute motion.

He then picked up Kurt's iPhone, and held it up next to Blaine's phone.

"This is you," wiggling Blaine's phone, "...and this, is Kurt." doing the same to Kurt's.

"David and I have been going crazy for months, because you both want to do this to each other."

He then proceeded to make the phones appear to hump each other...and possibly some other crude acts, along with sound effects.

"Oh, OH BLAINE! HARDER!"

"YES, RIGHT THERE KURT"

" I want it! I want it! PLEASE!"

"Give it to me, baby!"

When he was finish, he gently placed both phones on the table.

Both Blaine and Kurt were blushing profusely, mouths agape, horror frozen on thier faces.

David still had not stopped laughing.

Kurt was the first to compose himself, and speak.

"You just violated my iPhone."

Wes took a deep breath.

"Take the hint. Next time, do phone sex the right way."

He looked over at Blaine.

"And think about getting Let's Get Physical as a ring tone for Kurt. That way, he'll get the message, and maybe you won't want to murder his spoon the next time he eats pudding."

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