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Chapter One-Letter from Dumbledore

"Mom! There's another creepy letter for sis!" the young man shouted as he entered the house, followed by said female.

"What? Give it to me and-"

"Thank you oh so much for sharing things that are none of her business with her 'bro'. And for the last time, that is my mail and you have absolutely no right to even contemplate censuring it, much less burn it! Thank you! I'll be taking that. And if this continues to happen, I swear that my real parents will hear about this and that the wrath of my family will make Hiroshima and Iwo Jima look fun."

Finishing her rant, the young woman, having grabbed her letter while it was being handed over to her 'baby-sitter', went back outside and headed to the garage. Once inside, she climbed into the loft that she had made her own by finishing and decorating the wasted space into her own room. Flopping down on the pile of hand-made pillows, she used her pocket knife to slit open the envelope and begin reading.

'Dear Miss Hauser,

I am pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. As school starts on September 1st (and increasingly dangerous circumstances) you will be staying with the Weasly family for the duration of the remaining summer.

These are the direct wishes of your parents, Conrad 'Duke' and Anna 'Baroness' Hauser. They have enclosed several letters and they have not been tampered with, I assure you.

Someone will be by to pick you up. His name will be Arthur Weasly.

Also, as a last note, there will be guards this year, and they are currently staying with the Weaslys. You will also be tutored to help you catch up with the rest of the fifth years.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore

P.S.: Your ticket, school list, and your letters are enclosed. The password is Yellow Flash and I enjoy takoyaki.'

She stared at the parchment before grinning and calling, "Akayasha, come 'ere girl!"