Cub and the Chocolate Factory: Part 3

Before you start reading, let me just say and warn right now that I'm perfectly aware that Petunia is out of character in this part, but
it's only so I can write the story the I need it to be, since the girl in Willy Wonka was a total snob and I needed a female character to mimic her.

With the fiasco with the drinks over with, and Handy sliced to bloody shreds, it's time for Pop and CUb to finish the tour. And the next part of the
tour is something no one will be forgetting for a long time.

"WOW!" Everyone says.

"Mmm-hmm!" Says Lumpy.

Before Pop, Cub, Petunia and Toothy is a first. Five of the biggest, fattest bunny rabbits in the world. ALl of which are laying down on large shelfs/beds
that are hanging on the walls of the room. But of course, this brings up a question.

"What do bunnies have anything to do with making chocolate?" Petunia asks.

"Look and find out." Lumpy answers.

So they carefully watch the bunnies. Underneath one of them. A giant chocolate eggs falls through a shoot underneath the beds. It lands on
some sort of measuring machne. After 2 seconds, the green light turns on. A Disco Lisco then grabs the egg and brings it over to Lumpy and the rest.

"Grab a piece!"

So they all split up the egg and begin to enjoy a most delicious piece of milk chocolate.

"Oh, my god! That's the best thing I ever had!" Petunia says, with everyone else agreeing.

Then they notice another egg dropping out of the shoot. This time the red light appears, then a hatch opens up to discard the egg.

"What was wrong witht that egg?" Toothy asked.

Lumpy, not wanting to actually answer, ponders for a moment.

"It wasn't an egg."

"EWW!" Everyone answers.

"I want a rabbit!" Petunia announces. "How much?

"No rabbit for you." Lumpy answers.

She did not pleased with the answer she got. Nor did she wish to accept it.

"I want it."

Lumpy was still not willing to give her a special bunny. So the answer was still no.

"I want it!" She continues. "I want it! I want it! I WANT IT! I WANT! IT! I WANT IT!"

Fed up by not getting what she wants she begins to go on a rampage in the room. She starts by stomping on the work tables where the Disco Lisco
are at. Then, she picks up one of the chocolate eggs on the table, and tosses it at a stocked up pile of boxes. The Discos try to keep it from falling, but sadly,
each box was big enough to crush to death most of the tiny workers instantly.

"I'm scared!" Cub tells his father.

Petunia then decides to simply take a bunny. She climbs up on the walls to grab one. But then, the giant bunny got scared, and stomped her down into the shoot.
The force caused her to come slamming down at the bottom.

"Ow." She said.

Then...

BEEP

"GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

The red light turned on, called her a "bad egg," and ejected her into the garbaged shoot. After a long, yet fast paced slide down the garbage shoot,
Petunia has now come to face her greatest fear!

A BIG PILE OF GARBAGE!

After a soft landing, she quickly gets hit by most horrible smells she has ever smelt before. And she quickly realizes that she inside the factory's
dump area. Beginning to panic and hypervantilate, she starts to climb up the garbage to try and get out of the place. Sadly, the pile she was climbing
on tumbles over, crushing her in several hundred pounds of garbage and waste.

"GAH! HELP ME! HELP ME! OH MY GOD!"

BUZZZZ

"Huh?"

Without anywarning, besides the buzzer, the garbage disposel's incinerator activates. Quickly setting the garbage in the entire area on file. As well as Petunia.

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

She screams in terror as the fire begins to burn her alive. She tries to escape the trash pile she's under, only for burning garbage to fall over her. Killing her
through suffocation from carbon monoxide, crushing of bones, and deep second degree burns.

Even without Petunia, the tour must continue. The only tourists left alive not is Pop, Cub and Toothy.

The four starts walking through a long and warm hallway. Lumpy notices that it's hot, so he flips a switch to turn on the fans. While everyone
was initially pleased with the fans, but then they all notice that the fans made blood rain down at them.

"What the..."

POW!

Before Lumpy could finish his sentence, Handy's helmet smacks him on the head. Pop, knowing what happened, begins to whistle an innocent tune.

After a bit more walking, they finally reached the last room.

"Behold! The most dangerous room in the factory!" Lumpy says. Be sure to put on these safety goggles!"

So Cub, Pop and Toothy grabs nearby pairs of safety goggles to prepare for the next room. But before they do, they realizes that Lumpy himself
is wearing a heavy looking radioactivity suit for protection instead of goggles.

"Is this room really safe?" Pop asks

"Relax." Lumpy answers. "I'm well protected!"

With Lumpy's "assurence," they walk inside.

Upon enter, Cub, Pop and Toothy give themselves confused looks. Inside was an all white room, from the walls to the floors, and a giant camera.

"Behold! My latest and greatest invention!" Lumpy says, refering to the camera.

So far, none of the last three tourists are very impressd with the so called "great" invention.

"Observe!"

Lumpy then takes a Lumpy Lump chocolate bar and places it on a pedestal right in front of the camera. The Disco Liscos in the room
then begin to activate the camera. The three metres on one side of the machine all reach half way up, and one Disco gives Lumpy a thumbs up.

"Ready! Aim! FIRE!" Called Lumpy.

Then, a narrow laser beam is fired at the chocolate bar. After a few seconds, the laser causes the bar to completely disappear.

"Whoa!" Pop, Cub and Toothy said together.

And to add to the surprise, on another nearby pedestal, the very same chocolate bar reappears.

"Ta-da!" Lumpy says.

After a short applause, Lumpy decides to demostrate the machine on a Disco Lisco. So one steps onto the pedestal and prepared
himself for the teleportation. Seeing the camera. it takes the opportunity to pull off a few dance moves.

The machine begins to charge up to its triple 50% marks.

"Ready! Aim! FIRE!"

While the machine was shooting the lazer at the Disco, another Disco Lisco walks by the machine and accidently unplugs the machine.
Because of the, the teleporter was only able to teleport the other Disco Lisco's head. Causing it to quickly die from decapitation.

Lumpy quickly plugs the machine back in, sending the rest of the body through. Sadly, it didn't reattach to the head.

"Oops! Sorry."

Suddenly, Toothy got an awesome idea.

"Can you shoot ME with the beam? Please? Please? Please?"

Lumpy wasn't so sure about the idea, so he thought it over for a second. He thought about how it has only been tested on chocolate and Disco Liscos,
and how the machine may unplug again, or if a blackout occurs. And of course, there's the potential lawsuit. So with all that in mind, Lumpy decided...

"Okay!"

With Lumpy's permission, Toothy jumped on onto the pedestal and waited for the lazer to charge up. Lumpy, Pop and Cub then sat down to enjoy the show.

The Disco Lisco started charging up the laser, and gave Toothy the thumbs up when it reached it's triple 50% mark. BUT! The Disco then started to lean on
the machine to watch the show. Without knowing it, he presses button that caused all the metres to all reached their 100% marks. He quickly realizes
what he had just done and tried to power the thing down.

"WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! DON'T..."

But he was too late. Toothy already started to say...

"Ready! Aim! FIRE!"

BOOM!

Before anyone realize what happened, the lazer completely disintigrated Toothy, leaving nothing but a giant burnt mark on the pedestal from the blast.
Everyone was shocked with wide open eyes from what happened. Nothing even came out on the other pedestal, it just blasted Toothy into oblivion.

"That had to hurt!" Said a random Disco Lisco.

With all of the winners, except for Pop and Cub, dead, the tour of the chocolate factory has finally reached it's end. At this point, Lumpy has finally reached
exhaustion and annoyence. But Pop and CUb were still waiting for the prize money they were promised with excitement.

"So when do we get our last prize?"

"WHY SHOULD YOU EVEN GET IT?" Lumpy said, finally snapping. "All of you were bad and misbehaving! I get enough of that from the Disco Liscos!
Now please just leave! Oh, and have a good day, sir."

With his last sentence done, Lumpy marches inside his office to put an end to the day.

"Ohhhhh." Cub said, upset about what had just happened. He then starts to cry.

At this point, Pop has snapped. How dare Lumpy make his boy cry. So he opens the door and marches right into Lumpy office to give him a piece
of his mind with Cub following. They we're at first confused from the strange office. Everything was only half of something. Half a desk, half a clock,
and Lumpy was trying to open up half a safe. He doesn't seem to realize that he doesn't need to unlock the door to get into it. Nothing else was
left to stop Pop from confront Lumpy now.

"How dare you do such a thing to a young child! You made him so happy and then smashed it to the ground like glass! And another thing!"

While Pop and Lumpy were argueing, Cub takes the opportunity to explore Lumpy's office. And right away, he finds something of interest. A small
rocket made almost entirely out of glass.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH." Both Pop and Lumpy were pretty much saying to each other.

"Ha ha ha!"

Then Pop and Lumpy turn their heads to see Cub, and they both see that he has managed to get inside the rocket.

"WAH!" Lumpy shouted, as he runs inside of it to get Cub out of it.

As Lumpy ran inside of it, without knowing it, he presses a button. It's also then that he realizes that Cub was actually on the other side of the
glass and not inside the rocket.

"Phew!"

And when he thought everything was fine, his rocket's door shuts and begins taking off.

"Ah oh."

ZOOOOOM!

The rocket blasts its way through the roof and flies 1 mile up into the sky. After it reached a certain height, it exploded. Pop managed to grab Cub before
any glass came down to hurt them.

"Better him then us." Pop says.

Pop then puts Cub safely back to the ground and starts to leave the room. But Cub still had another idea. He walked over to the half safe that Lumpy was
too stupid to open and pulls the door open. Revealing an even greater prize.

"Ah ha!" Pop shouted when he saw everything in the safe. Big sacks of cash, gold bricks account files, but best of all, the deed to the entire chocolate factory.

"Well, son! I think everything will be alright for now on."

A month or so later, on the other side of town, Giggles steps out of her home to get her mail. She finds bills, bills, jury duty, black mail, pink slip, chain letters, and an eviction notice.
She has certainly been facing with tough times now. Then she sees her newspaper and its headline.

"Chocolate Factory under new ownership!" Read the newspaper and a picture of Pop and Cub at the front.

"Huh?" Giggles said when she sees the package under the paper.

She sees that it's from none other then Pop himself. She quickly opens it up and finds two suitcases. And both of them were completely filled with money.
one of them also came with a note that said "Thank you for the ticket."

Thanks to the kindess of karma, her financial problems are now settled for life, causing her to jump and dance with glee.

Moral: Life is sweet.

Please comment and I may make more of HTF stories like this.