Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!

Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hate him but something about him gets on my nerves

Rating: T for now

Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt

Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt

Warnings!: Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, tv star or anything famous belong to themselves!

A/N: Yes, I realize I've made Kurt bi-sexual but this is Fanfiction. You know, the place where anything and I mean anything, can happen. If you don't like any of the warnings I have given out then don't bother reading. There is a back button more than welcome to you. Anyway I wanted to do a story where Kurt is bi-sexual for a while now after reading a few stories where he is bi-sexual in it. I'm not saying that I don't like him gay because I do. I'm also not homophobic either because I hate people like that but I'm just trying something new. I have been interested in the pairings Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn and Kurt/Brittany for a while so it just came to my attention that I really wanted to one of these kind of things. Also I really need some reviews for this story to continue so if you do like the way this story is going please give me some reviews even if it is just saying "Hi" or "Like this story. Also I do appreciate criticism but only constructive criticism. Not ones saying "Omg! Like, Kurt is gay! This would never happen and blah, blah, blah!" because I already know Kurt is gay. You can also vote who you want him to end up with in the end so that I can see which is the more popular pairing :)

Anyway on with the story! :D

Rachels POV

Rachel Berry knew she would be a star from the age of 7. It was written in her destiny and she was taking the path to fame because she knew she deserved it. Growing up with two dads was beneficial as well considering she got all the classes she needed to grow her talent and expand in a lot of things. She took dance classes, singing lessons and trained on her gym everyday. It made her strength grow to move forward with her dreams. She also knew that she had to have the best of everything in a man, which included a guy who could keep up with her singing key, rhythm and fame. She couldn't have any fallbacks so this decision was just as important as reaching her goal in life, to become the next Broadway success. That's why when picked a tall, handsome and popular jock by the name of Finn Hudson who could sing amazingly, although not as brilliant as her of course, she knew she was in love and that she had found the ideal partner for when she was an actress.

Or she thought she knew she was in love and that he was perfect.

He had kissed her twice and they had dated and of course she felt so surreal with him because duh, he was Finn Hudson, but when he broke up with her she somehow felt…relieved? Satisfied? Whatever she felt it sure wasn't heartbroken or sad or any of the emotions you were supposed to feel when you break up with someone you thought would be the perfect future husband. Now things were just whirling around her. Had she really not planned this successfully as she thought she had?

Talent? Check.

Good looks? Check

Fashion sense? Check (Well, some people will tell you otherwise but you shouldn't really listen to them)

Friends? Check.

A future? A big fat red cross!

Rachel got tired with her thoughts in the end and let everything just be tossed away and decided starting a new fresh plan where she would find the perfect husband to be there standing with her in the fame. It must happen! But the one thing she did not bank on was seeing somebody she never expected to see in a new light. Had she really not paid attention enough to him to not notice how beautifully perfect he really was?

No, just no. She had not just thought of him like that. She had sworn he was her enemy and that would stay that way. But something fluttered inside her when Kurt Hummel walked into the room with Mercedes attached to his arm and an air of superiority and confidence surrounding him. He was looking down at everyone with his nose in the air like he was god and if she just heard her head right it looked like her brain agreed to that.

For some reason beyond her she straightened out her clothing and sorted her hair before looking shyly at Kurt. No she would not admit that she admired him somewhat, or that she might somewhat has a crush on him.

Maybe not yet anyway.

Mercedes POV

It wasn't unusual to see Kurt Hummel walk up to her with a worried expression on his face and a fast pace past the dumpsters because there were those jocks who obviously couldn't appreciate fashion and showed it by dumping her friend in the hell hole called a dumpster but it was unusual for him to carry that look as they walked to his locker. She pondered on just outright asking him or trying to squeeze the information out by slyly bringing it into a conversation. It was something that concerned her deeply because he was her friend and unbeknown to him her love interest. Yes, she knew he was gay but a girl can still dream right?

Mercedes didn't have time to plan how to get her friend to tell her what was bothering him because he apparently had something very important to tell her.

"Mercedes, I have something to tell you and this is going to shock you more than when Sue Sylvester accepted us as cheerios"

Now she was definitely curious.

"I…I was sitting outside my house when this g-girl jogged past my house for reasons beyond me and while watching her I realised something"

"Continue" Mercedes urged Kurt on. This was getting juicy. Was he going to tell her that he saw she was tattooed? Poorly dressed? Used to be a famous star?

"I think I might be bi-sexual"

She thought she saw pigs flying outside her window this morning…

Quinn's POV

Never would have Quinn expected that after her pregnancy she would be sat on the stairs looking at a picture of him in her shaking hands. It was unbelievable that she liked (or loved, she just didn't know anymore) someone that is so far out of her reach that she may as well be halfway across the world to him. She knew all the doubts of how she could never get him yet she found so many nice points about him and he made her feel so warm that she just wanted to feel this pleasure for as long as she liked. And whoever said this was wrong just didn't realise how amazing this feeling was even if you knew it was impossible.

The picture of the boy with brown hair, blue eyes and a black jacket with gold lining was placed into her jeans as she stood up. She never knew when she started to feel this way for him but it was just hard not to. He was amazingly smart, hot, had a fashion sense and actually had enough feelings to sit down and listen to a girl's problem. He comforted her when she needed it, sat through the times when she felt alone and made her laugh and smile all the time. She felt good about herself when she was around him and no one made her feel like that until he came along.

Finn was sweet but not compared to this guy. Puck was hot but this guy was a different hot. Pucks was in your face obvious hot, this guy was hot in the way that you don't see it at first but as you get to know him you found out soon enough. It was just like a fairytale to her only in the end she knew she would get hurt but she didn't care at the moment and didn't want to. She walked to Glee club with her mouth twitching in a comforted smile as thoughts of him plagued her mind.

Kurt Hummel. Even his name made her heart flutter in ways that made her think of those cheesy romance novels.

Was this what it was like to crush on the gay kid at school?

No ones POV

Kurt stood there and took in Mercedes expression. It was a mixture of shock, and then grinning in a joking matter, then shock again, then confused and finally sticking with that.

"Kurt, uh do you…. I mean really? How…when…I just"

"I don't know whether I really am but when this girl jogged past I felt some sort of attraction. Like her breasts for instance. I normally wouldn't think anything of them but suddenly I had wished they were facing me. Don't get me wrong, I still think of boys as the cherry on the top of my ice cream sundae but I suddenly realised that I wanted girls to be the cream on my sundae"

Kurt talking about girls and boys as ice cream sundae toppings made her giggle on the inside, as it sounded so funny. Normally he would just be discussing how he thought Jeffrey Dean Morgan was just drool worthy enough to be his number seven on the 'I would do the naughty with them' list but now he was talking about girls he was looking at with her? Something told her those pigs weren't just flying.

They were talking as well.

"Kurt, I really don't know what to say but I will handle this as I handled you saying ya'll were gay. I am pleased that you came to me first. Wait, you came to me first right? Because if you didn't I will come down on your skinny white ass like the termin-"

"Yes yes 'Cedes, I did. No need to worry. I will always come to my gal pal fashion icon first" Smiling he linked arms with her and walked forward with her as they headed towards Glee with bright smiles glowing on their faces.

"Good cause I don't strut my stuff with just anybody you know" Mercedes cheekily grinned and blushed as he winked at her. If this was a step forward in her life she might just be ready to melt at it.

They arrived at Glee not early but not late. In the room Rachel was already there sitting alone in her seat looking as if in deep thought. Mike and Matt were doing sitting down dances apparently, Puck was snoring his head off and Tina and Artie were conversing before they saw Mercedes and Kurt walk over to them and then started chatted animatedly away to the arrivals. After another five minutes Finn arrived looking tired and sat next to Puck kicking him awake. Another couple minutes passed and Brittany and Santana decided to arrive with their pinkies linked and strutting their way to their seats next to Mike and Matt in the back with Sam in tow. They both sat down and sent Kurt a look that he didn't see because his back was turned but Mercedes sure saw it and was confused. What kind of look was that? Quinn then came in and sat down next to Mercedes smiling at her, Kurt, Tina and Artie.

Everybody's chatter was soon quieted down as came in and boomed his greeting.

"Hello guys. I've decided what it is we're going to sing about"

Rachel stood up and raised a finger. "If I could interject-"

held up his hand and she sat back down. "Rachel, I am going to tell you what we do today" Everyone sighed in relief at not having to hear another Rachel rant or suggestion whichever she was thinking of doing. "As I was saying guys I was thinking we should do about relationships and not just love relationships, it could maybe be friendship, family, business or you could do unrequited love while being friends with this unrequited love interest. Whatever it is as long as it is a relationship I'm happy to hear it. I have a suggestion of an artist. Billy Joel is a good one to think of as he sings quite a few love songs, one of them being about how he falls for a girl who is upper-class and he is lower-class. That is a good relationship to go on. Having that sort of relationship is pressuring. Think about what meaning you're going to put into this relationship, we want to express it through song so everyone can get an understanding of what message we're trying to send across. Taylor Swift sung about how she wanted someone who loved someone else. Unrequited love."

Everyone rolled his or her eyes as Finn sat up eagerly.

"Also Kurt, Lady Gaga must sing something you can find to do with relationship"

Kurt brightened up and grinned. "Of course, Lady Gaga is my idol, I can quite easily find something. She sings this song called 'Let Love Down' where it's about broken love and how this man has let her down because he doesn't show the feelings he used to"

"That's great. Anyone else know what they're going to sing?" looked around but only got blank stares in return apart from Rachel who was busy staring at something else. Was she staring at Kurt? shook his head. The things that girl does is beyond him.

"Well never mind, I'm sure you'll all wow me when you come and sing your songs. For now why don't we try singing a song that I know will get us in the mood. It's from the musical Grease and it's called 'We go together'"

The drummer started playing and trumpets were played. Brad started playing the piano in key with the music.

Rachel, Kurt, Tina and Puck started singing and everything went from that point onwards.

When everyone was finished, tired and smiling, clapped his hands. "Well done guys, I'm so glad that you got into that so easily. I thought it would be harder to convince some of you but there were no problems at all"

"Can I just ask, isn't relationships a bit cliché? And also can we do about sexual relationships because I'm all for that" Puck winked at all the girls in the room. They all just turned away in disgust expect for Tina, who didn't know what to do except blush and Brittany, who looked confused by the whole thing.

"Puck, as much as I like the fact that you're trying to broaden your mind to more open relationships I don't think sex is the answer. Just keep it clean for this one" looked towards the sheets after that answer and read through them.

Puck threw his hands up in the air and turned towards Finn starting a conversation up about video games.

POV

Why were they all acting differently today? Rachel, well okay all the girls, were all trying to talk to Kurt about something or other and it was a little too weird to handle. Maybe he should get Emma to talk to a few of them.

While looking around the room he noticed Finn looking at the girls and talking with Puck. Artie looked out of place and Mike and Matt were still just sitting there looking confused about the whole thing.

was a teacher and as a teacher he had to help his students in the best way possible, he knew that but this was possibly way beyond help. They were all acting like crazy psychopaths crushing on one gay boy that goes by the name of Kurt Hummel or that's what he had at least thought they were doing. So here he was standing in the middle of the room with a bunch of clearly crazy kids.

Finn was trying to understand what was going on with all the girls and Kurt.

Puck was looking between Kurt and his "guns" as he liked to call his muscles.

Artie was bashing, or at least trying to, his way through a wall of girls.

Mike and Matt were sitting there trying to see if they could poke themselves in the eye and laughing about it.

Sam was just sitting there staring off into space with what appeared to be drool on the edge of his lips.

Kurt was talking to Mercedes unaware of the hungry eyes feasted onto him by the girls.

And the girls, well, they must have taken a fresh batch of hormone drugs.

Did he drink the wrong cup of coffee this morning…?

A/N: Okay so there you have it. I need reviews to continue with it. My Naruto fic didn't go down well so I thought about doing a Glee fic to see if that went down better. Some of the characters might be a bit ooc but only because the hardest people to write about are suprisingly and Kurt even though I love Kurt 3 ^w^

Talking about , it's weird because fanfiction obviously has something against Will because they got rid of his name on every single place I put him in O_O better buck up their ideas on him because I think 's awesome :D