Okay, so, let's tone it down a bit... or a lot, from high school, and let's go to ninth grade! Whoot! Yeah, in this story, ninth is in Junior High.

Disclaimer: I swear to Naruto I don't own God! Wait, that came out wrong. I swear to Jashin I don't own Naruto! That's better.

:D

I lay in my dorm. A group of five other beds beside mine were lined against the giant wall. A total of six beds. I was the only one occupying the room. That is, until I heard the lock on the door click and in came five males.

They bombarded in, lugging duffel bags. I shot up, almost frightened that they came in so suddenly.

"Do you need any help settling in?" I asked, noticing how they were throwing their belongings on their claimed beds. I set the book I was reading down and went over to them, sighing.

I started folding the clothes and putting them neatly in the compartments under the beds, setting their shower and toiletries in the bathroom. When I looked at them fully, I saw that they were... kind of attractive. And it's not every day that a girl has to room with five guys.

One of them had red hair, and mahogany brown eyes. He was the shortest. The one next to him was a blond, his bangs covering his left eye, the showing one was an ice blue. Part of his hair was pulled back into a pony tail. The next had silver hair gelled back, and magenta eyes. A religious penant dangled from his neck, resting on his partially-exposed chest.

The one next to him had raven hair, his bangs siding his face and the rest pulled back in a messy pony tail. Also, those bags around his nose made him resemble a weasel. The last one, had orange hair. Piercings along each side of his nose, under his lower lip, in his ears, every imaginable spot. His eyes seemed to have... rings around them.

An akward silence hung in the air before the silver haired one got a weird smile on his face and yelled, "HELL YES, WE GET TO ROOM WITH A FUCKING GIRL!"

The one with the piercings sighed and looked down, rubbing his temples. "Shut up, Hidan," he said.

"Fuck you, Pein!" Hidan shouted back. I was starting to get angry.

"Can it will you, hm?" the blond seethed.

"I swear, I will fucking sacrifice all of you mother fuckers to Jashin, you just-" Hidan began. I cut him off.

"If you don't shut your damned mouth, I will fucking make you talk soprano for a week!" I threatened. Pein, Hidan, Hm Boy, red head, and Weasel Boy all looked at me (I didn't know their names! You have to compromise with that stuff). Hm Boy was the first to laugh. Hidan looked terrified as he subconsciously moved his hands over his package as a protective barrier.

"Bitch!" he retorted. I looked at him in mock insult.

"I would be mad, but I've been there, done that, have a nice day." He jumped at me, but I lifted my leg, and his jewels made contact with my foot.

"FUCKING SHIT~!" he said, voice higher than usual.

"Holy hell! That girl just made Hidan go through puberty backwards!" laughed Hm Boy.

"I prefer Yumi, thanks. And you are...?" I asked.

"Sasori," the red head said. (Hey, that rhymed!)

"Itachi Uchiha," Weasel Boy said. Wait... Oh damn. If it isn't irony, I don't know what is.

"Deidara," Hm Boy introduced.

"And I already know Pein and Hidan," I said, saving the the trouble. They nodded.

I fell back on my bed, opening my book. Time passed and the expensive TV/computer with Skype turned on and the woman from the cafeteria was on the screen, asking us what we wanted for dinner. Yeah, our school just worked like that. Making us lazy.

"Good evening, Miss Yumi," she greeted warmly. I returned the kindness with a warm smile and a polite nod.

"Good evening to you as well, Caroline," I replied. She smiled, her white teeth showing.

"What do you want for dinner tonight?" she asked. I ordered Miso ramen for me (it sounds like I'm Naruto, but honestly, I just felt like having ramen), and thought about what the rest of my roomies wanted.

"Caroline, can I order more food for my room mates?" I asked. She nodded. "Then I guess they would want spare ribs, grilled fish, Bakudan ramen, onigiri with seaweed, and another order of Miso."

Caroline nodded and the screen went black. Deidara walked in. I looked at him then nearly fell off my bed. It may seem weird, but if you saw him in boxers, you'd probably react the same too. Think if you were in my position.

"What was that, hm?" he asked.

"I ordered everyone food. Hope you like Bakudan," I said, getting up and heading to the bathroom to shower. First I knocked, not wanting to walk in one of my roomates while they're nude. No one responded, so I walked in.

(A/N I picked something at random for Sasori, because he doesn't need food, and I was picking their favorite food.)

After I got in, my spine tingled, like someone was watching me. As soon as I felt cold air, my fist flew out and hit someone's nose. I turned to look at who it was. It was Deidara, surprise, surprise. (Note sarcasm, please)

"Shit that hurt, hm!" he yelped, clutching his nose, blood trickling from his nasal cavity.

"PERVERT!" I screeched, my face turning deep red. He re-closed the door and retreated to the room.

By the time I got out of the shower and put on underwear (I see you, man in the back who lives in his mother's basement, yes you, quit laughing) and an over-sized t-shirt that worked as a dress- it came down to my knees- the food had arrived.

Everyone but Sasori and I were staring at the bowls and plates. Well, Itachi more or less looked excited. Sasori looked pleased that I ordered it for them without knowing.

About that time, the door flew open, and before I could turn around, I, Yumi Tarizu, have been literally been glomped. I looked at who it was. But, unfortunately, Deidara was right in front of me.

"Urgh... Yumi sandwich..." I grunted. I looked up at the rest of the guys. "A little help, please?"

Pein sighed. "Tobi, get off of Yumi before you kill her. We also don't want to lose Deidara either."

The weight on my back lifted, and I rolled off of Deidara, air returning to my lungs. Deidara also wheezed.

"Need help up?" someone asked. It was... wait a minute.

"Kakuzu?" I asked, grabbing their hand and pulling myself up, then releasing their hand. He nodded, and I couldn't help but hug him.

"What the hell are you doing?" the scrooge demanded.

"It's called a hug. You should try it some time."

And thus, I released the scrooge, enraging Hidan, who just walked in. Oh Kami.

"Hey bitch, where's my fucking hug?" he demanded. I sighed and opened my arms. Today, I had been glomped twice.

The only good thing about it is that I landed partially on a bed. Ha, take that!

"You said hug, not tackle," I said.

"Same fucking thing, a hugs're just for pu**ies!" he shouted. (that was starred out for your protection. If you feel 'Puppies' goes there, by all means, put puppies.)

I just looked at him, trying to worm my way out of his vice hug, failing miserably. I kept repeating 'You can let go of me now' but he still held on to me. And it hadn't occurred to me that he was slowly inching me up onto the bed of which the inhabitant of it was unknown. Was he trying to...?

"Aw man, Hidan's gonna try to rape our roomie, hm!" Deidara whined. My leg went up.

"Laaaa~!" Hidan sang, falling off of me, again, clutching his probably-broken cashews and protecting them from further harm.

"No babies for chu," I said in a childish voice, scooting off the bed and getting my ramen, sitting in the corner I usually eat in (don't ask. Please, don't ask).

After I inhaled it, I was not surrounded by Pein, Tobi, Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi, a person named Kisame, and Zetsu (who scared the living hell out of me). I just looked at them.

"Yumi, you initiation test begins now," Pein said, in a very god-like manner.

"Initiation test? What the hell are you talking about?" I demanded. Pein looked at Sasori, Tobi, and Kisame. They had rope and duct tape. In a minute, I was now a bound and gagged human worm.

This can't be good.

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Oh, and today I went to the dentist, and I saw the Jashin symbol on a building! I don't remember which building, but there it was. The manga Jashin symbol! Okay, enough rambling. Click the whatever color button and review!