A/N: I DON'T OWN YUGIOH! Sorry to all Bakura fans. You'll know why I'm
apologizing soon enough.
1 Ballet Bedlam
Ch.4 The Performance
"Ok, class" Bakura said in his usual quiet behavior. "Are we ready to rehearse?"
A monotone rely, certainly lacking excitement, arouse from the bored group. Only Mokuba was the one who actually seemed alive, for Y.Bakura drowsed off in the middle of the lesson, Yami earned himself a headache from spinning way too much, and Seto was still in search of a tutu since there didn't seem to be one that fit him.
"Y.Bakura will come in first from the left wing, whilst Yami from the right. Both of you will start with twirls. Seto will then leaped onto stage with Mokuba," Bakura instructed his students, even though 3 out of 4 of them weren't even paying attention. "Let's practice!"
When no one made any movements whatsoever, the serene, affable Bakura (or so we thought) produced an enormously large microphone that magically appeared in his hand, along with a stuffed Barney.
"I didn't think I'd need these, but guess so." Bakura towered over the 3 half awake teens as words blared out from the mike. "GET YOUR *** OFF THE FLOOR OR ELSE I'LL AFFLICT YOU ALL WITH BARNEY POWER!!!"
"Aaaahhhh…!!! It's Barney!" Yami, Y.Bakura and Seto ran to anywhere that was anywhere and began to wear garlic, crosses, and practically anything else that they think will save them from the evil, pink dinosaur.
(Seto: Wait…Barney's not a vampire…
Yami: So? The authoress couldn't think of anything else. And please don't say that horrible name; it gives me goose bumps)
Seto: Ok, ok! We surrender! Just get that monster away from us!
Yami: Hey! Don't call Barney a monster! You'll be insulting the cards! Barney's a---
Seto(clamps his hand over Yami's mouth): Whoa! Turn it down! This is a G fic!
Yami(jabs Seto in the ribs): Humph!
Y.Bakura: Aaawww…how cute. Yami and Seto are fighting! (gets malleted in the head by Yami)
So after a practice that was even harder than trying to tame a wild beast, the ballet performance was scheduled to begin in 10 minutes.
Yugi: I can't what to see Yami and the others perform! I heard that they're suppose to wear pink tutus with frilly laces!
Joey(holding up a camera): Which is why I brought THIS. Now Yami will never forget his first ballet show!
Tea: Why do I get the feeling that you're going to tease Yami like there's no tomorrow?
Tristan: Well, this is Joey
Joey: What's that suppose to mean?!
Back at the dance studio…
Yami(in frilly, pink tutu): I'm going to regret this for the rest of my life. In other words, a couple thousand more years!
Seto(in a fluffy, pink skirt with matching tank-tops): My company's stock is sure to go down. My reputation is ruined!
Y.Bakura: I'm gonna ground Aibou when we get home!
Mokuba(with 3 bottles): Here, drink this. It helps you relax.
As Yami, Seto, and Y. Bakura drained the bottles in one gulp, Mokuba secretly smirked and stuffed the label that says "Vodka".
Yami(drunk): I *hiccup* feel great…
Seto: This is goooing to be sooo much funnn(walks into a wall)
Y.Bakura(runs off in an unbalanced manner): Aibou! Come gave your Yami a big kissy-whissy!
Bakura: Aaahh! Get off me! Help…!
Some how, Bakura managed to get a drunken pharaoh, priest, and tomb-robber to follow his orders and dance (Bakura: I threatened them with Barney- power^^)
Yugi: It's about to start!
Bakura: Welcome to the 1st anniversary of Bakura's Wacky World of Dancing! Today we have a special presentation led by the ballet team, starring Yami, Seto, Y.Bakura, and Mokuba!
Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea and a bunch of Yahooligans: Yay!
The curtains automatically opened as Yami and Y.Bakura stepped out spinning like they're drunk, mainly because they are.
Yugi: Are Yami and Y.Bakura drunk?
Then Seto leaped about 10 feet into the air and landed on his face. Mokuba, of course, did a perfect twirl (Mokuba:^_^)(YK: Awww…)
Joey(snapping at 50pics/sec): This just gets better and better!
Meanwhile on stage, Yami, Y.Bakura and Seto held hands and skipped in circles (if you call them circles) singing 'Joy to the World' in front of 50,000 people. Suddenly, Yami slipped on a bar of soap that someone placed (Mokuba!) and the three teens fell in a heap. During the commotion, Seto accidentally fell backwards and knocked over the cardboard background whilst Y.Bakura pulled down the curtains and set it on fire with a cigarette lighter he found in his tutu (Y.Bakura:?)
Yugi: Oh dear…they're going to wreck the stage! Wait. They already did.
Joey: More, more! Wreck the stage! Wreck the stage!
Yugi: (sweat drops)
In the end, the stage was in flames. Yami and his two 'companions' emerged from the ashy curtain with silly grins pastured on their face. Bakura fainted from too much excitement and anxiety. Mokuba discreetly escaped to the safety of the outside world. Most of the Yahooligans got out unharmed, as did Yugi and gang.
The next day…
Yugi: Y'know Yami, you really hit it off at the ballet recital
Yami: Be quiet! It wasn't my fault that I had Vodka before a performance!
Yugi: Joey took around a million pictures of you. He's going to send us copies so you'll never forget your first performance!
Yami(retreats to his soul room): Oh brother…I'll never hear the end of it now…
At the Kaiba Resident
Seto(reading his morning paper): Nooo! My picture's on the front page! Me! In a tutu!
Mokuba: Hahahahaa…
At Bakura's
Bakura: You're grounded for causing havoc at my studio!
Y.Bakura(scoffs): You can't ground me!
Bakura: Oh, yeah? Barney-power!
Y.Bakura: Aaaahhhh!!!
***
YK: Sorry to all Bakura fans! Bakura doesn't really like Barney! In fact, he hates him!
Bakura: Then why did you make me have Barney-power?
YK: You agreed to the contract. I pay you a million dollars, and you hold the terrifying Barney-power.
Bakura:…Wait, that means I'm rich! I'm gonna buy this fic and change it!
YK: Sorry, no can do. I'm the authoress and that's that. Hey, where's Kero?
Bakura: You mean the stuffed animal who claims that he's not even though he is? I gagged him and threw him in the trash compartment.
YK: o_0
1 Ballet Bedlam
Ch.4 The Performance
"Ok, class" Bakura said in his usual quiet behavior. "Are we ready to rehearse?"
A monotone rely, certainly lacking excitement, arouse from the bored group. Only Mokuba was the one who actually seemed alive, for Y.Bakura drowsed off in the middle of the lesson, Yami earned himself a headache from spinning way too much, and Seto was still in search of a tutu since there didn't seem to be one that fit him.
"Y.Bakura will come in first from the left wing, whilst Yami from the right. Both of you will start with twirls. Seto will then leaped onto stage with Mokuba," Bakura instructed his students, even though 3 out of 4 of them weren't even paying attention. "Let's practice!"
When no one made any movements whatsoever, the serene, affable Bakura (or so we thought) produced an enormously large microphone that magically appeared in his hand, along with a stuffed Barney.
"I didn't think I'd need these, but guess so." Bakura towered over the 3 half awake teens as words blared out from the mike. "GET YOUR *** OFF THE FLOOR OR ELSE I'LL AFFLICT YOU ALL WITH BARNEY POWER!!!"
"Aaaahhhh…!!! It's Barney!" Yami, Y.Bakura and Seto ran to anywhere that was anywhere and began to wear garlic, crosses, and practically anything else that they think will save them from the evil, pink dinosaur.
(Seto: Wait…Barney's not a vampire…
Yami: So? The authoress couldn't think of anything else. And please don't say that horrible name; it gives me goose bumps)
Seto: Ok, ok! We surrender! Just get that monster away from us!
Yami: Hey! Don't call Barney a monster! You'll be insulting the cards! Barney's a---
Seto(clamps his hand over Yami's mouth): Whoa! Turn it down! This is a G fic!
Yami(jabs Seto in the ribs): Humph!
Y.Bakura: Aaawww…how cute. Yami and Seto are fighting! (gets malleted in the head by Yami)
So after a practice that was even harder than trying to tame a wild beast, the ballet performance was scheduled to begin in 10 minutes.
Yugi: I can't what to see Yami and the others perform! I heard that they're suppose to wear pink tutus with frilly laces!
Joey(holding up a camera): Which is why I brought THIS. Now Yami will never forget his first ballet show!
Tea: Why do I get the feeling that you're going to tease Yami like there's no tomorrow?
Tristan: Well, this is Joey
Joey: What's that suppose to mean?!
Back at the dance studio…
Yami(in frilly, pink tutu): I'm going to regret this for the rest of my life. In other words, a couple thousand more years!
Seto(in a fluffy, pink skirt with matching tank-tops): My company's stock is sure to go down. My reputation is ruined!
Y.Bakura: I'm gonna ground Aibou when we get home!
Mokuba(with 3 bottles): Here, drink this. It helps you relax.
As Yami, Seto, and Y. Bakura drained the bottles in one gulp, Mokuba secretly smirked and stuffed the label that says "Vodka".
Yami(drunk): I *hiccup* feel great…
Seto: This is goooing to be sooo much funnn(walks into a wall)
Y.Bakura(runs off in an unbalanced manner): Aibou! Come gave your Yami a big kissy-whissy!
Bakura: Aaahh! Get off me! Help…!
Some how, Bakura managed to get a drunken pharaoh, priest, and tomb-robber to follow his orders and dance (Bakura: I threatened them with Barney- power^^)
Yugi: It's about to start!
Bakura: Welcome to the 1st anniversary of Bakura's Wacky World of Dancing! Today we have a special presentation led by the ballet team, starring Yami, Seto, Y.Bakura, and Mokuba!
Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea and a bunch of Yahooligans: Yay!
The curtains automatically opened as Yami and Y.Bakura stepped out spinning like they're drunk, mainly because they are.
Yugi: Are Yami and Y.Bakura drunk?
Then Seto leaped about 10 feet into the air and landed on his face. Mokuba, of course, did a perfect twirl (Mokuba:^_^)(YK: Awww…)
Joey(snapping at 50pics/sec): This just gets better and better!
Meanwhile on stage, Yami, Y.Bakura and Seto held hands and skipped in circles (if you call them circles) singing 'Joy to the World' in front of 50,000 people. Suddenly, Yami slipped on a bar of soap that someone placed (Mokuba!) and the three teens fell in a heap. During the commotion, Seto accidentally fell backwards and knocked over the cardboard background whilst Y.Bakura pulled down the curtains and set it on fire with a cigarette lighter he found in his tutu (Y.Bakura:?)
Yugi: Oh dear…they're going to wreck the stage! Wait. They already did.
Joey: More, more! Wreck the stage! Wreck the stage!
Yugi: (sweat drops)
In the end, the stage was in flames. Yami and his two 'companions' emerged from the ashy curtain with silly grins pastured on their face. Bakura fainted from too much excitement and anxiety. Mokuba discreetly escaped to the safety of the outside world. Most of the Yahooligans got out unharmed, as did Yugi and gang.
The next day…
Yugi: Y'know Yami, you really hit it off at the ballet recital
Yami: Be quiet! It wasn't my fault that I had Vodka before a performance!
Yugi: Joey took around a million pictures of you. He's going to send us copies so you'll never forget your first performance!
Yami(retreats to his soul room): Oh brother…I'll never hear the end of it now…
At the Kaiba Resident
Seto(reading his morning paper): Nooo! My picture's on the front page! Me! In a tutu!
Mokuba: Hahahahaa…
At Bakura's
Bakura: You're grounded for causing havoc at my studio!
Y.Bakura(scoffs): You can't ground me!
Bakura: Oh, yeah? Barney-power!
Y.Bakura: Aaaahhhh!!!
***
YK: Sorry to all Bakura fans! Bakura doesn't really like Barney! In fact, he hates him!
Bakura: Then why did you make me have Barney-power?
YK: You agreed to the contract. I pay you a million dollars, and you hold the terrifying Barney-power.
Bakura:…Wait, that means I'm rich! I'm gonna buy this fic and change it!
YK: Sorry, no can do. I'm the authoress and that's that. Hey, where's Kero?
Bakura: You mean the stuffed animal who claims that he's not even though he is? I gagged him and threw him in the trash compartment.
YK: o_0