Bonjour All! I am a new writer, so please go easy on me! Happy New Year as well! This is my first songfic, so I hope you like it, and me!
I do not own NCIS or any of these songs, though I often wish I did!
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Abby bounced on her heels. She was very hyperactive; probably from all of the caffeine she had ingested preparing for this event. For her birthday, she had planned a concert party at a local bar. She had invited the entire team, and any person who usually showed up at this bar could join as well. She had everyone's first song planned and she thought that this would go really well.
The first guests arrived. It was Tony and Ziva, arguing about a movie that they had gone to see last week.
"Happy Birthday, Sis!" Tony said, enveloping Abby in a great big bear hug.
"Happy Birthday Abby!" Ziva said, handing her a small brightly wrapped package.
"Hey guys, thank you so much for coming!"
They all ordered a round of drinks and sat down at a large round table. McGee showed up next, followed by Director Shepard.
"Happy Birthday Abs!" McGee said, giving her another package.
Everyone said hello to the director and Abby gave her a hug, which she permitted because it was her birthday.
The silver-haired fox arrived last, looking rather grim faced.
"Happy Birthday Abs." Gibbs said, handing her a Caf-Pow, her favourite drink, and a small black box.
Abby marched up on stage. "Alright! Welcome everyone to our first annual NCIS concert party! My first victim, I mean contestant is none other than Leroy Jethro Gibbs!"
The team cheered on their boss, and Jenny laughed.
"Abs, do I have to go first?"
"Come on Gibbs, do it for me!" Abby plead.
He walked up onto stage, and Abby whispered his song in his ear. He gave her his classic stare, but had no time to protest because the song started. He picked up the microphone and began to sing.
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody is getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
"No way! It is Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!" Tony said, laughing hard.
"Why would you ride a cowboy?" Ziva asked, confused
"Abby picked this song, I bet, because it has Gibbs' name in it." McGee said, letting out a laugh.
Cause I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls named Jen
She is so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Jen gave Jethro his stare, and he walked down and pulled her up on stage with him.
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
"Come on Jen help me out here!" Gibbs said giving her a smile, and holding out his hand.
"I will kill you Jethro." She said grabbing a mike.
They sang together:
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls named Jen
She is so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
The men of the NCIS team, including Ducky and Palmer, who had just arrived due to Palmer's poor driving, hurried up on stage. They helped out Gibbs singing, and throwing in their own spin on the song:
Gibbs started: I'm a thourough-bred
Tony: That's what she said
McGee: In the back of my truck bed
Palmer: As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Ducky: Out on some backcountry road.
Gibbs: We where flying high
Tony: Fine as wine, having ourselves a Team Gibbs time (Gibbs head slapped the younger agent)
McGee: And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
Palmer: But her evaluation
Ducky: Of my M.E. reputation
Gibbs: Had me begging for salvation
Tony: All night long
McGee: So I took her out giggin frogs
Palmer: Introduced her to my old bird dog
Ducky: And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And they all shouted:
AND WE MADE LOVE!
The rest team rushed up onto stage to sing the final part.
The Goth started:
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
The class-clown continued:
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls named Jen, Ziva and Abby
The Medical Examiner:
They are so pretty
The red-haired director:
Riding up and down Broadway
The silver-haired fox sung:
On my old stud Leroy
The 'Autopsy Gremlin':
And the girls say
The Israeli and the geek finished:
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Then the team belted out:
What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.
The entire bar burst into applause, because the team sounded awesome all put together. Gibbs planted a kiss on the Director's cheek, and the team bowed.
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