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Cat Talk

Russia's Adventure As A Kitten

By Waterrain

Russia had made himself a potion which would have him turn into a kitten for an known period of time and he plans to spy on America. It was a perfect plan, but he didn't expect to be treated in such a kind manner by America nor the adventure he has with America's cats along with Tony The Alien.

America was humming happily as he walked home and then saw a kitten. A kitten with violet eyes, America blinked for a moment, but then gently picked up the kitten.

"Poor little thing out all by yourself and alone in this world." America said softly and he tenderly hugged the kitten while grinning. "Don't worry I'm America and I will care for you."

The kitten was actually Russia, but the blue eyed nation had no idea and carried him inside. One of America's cat the white and fluffy one hissed at the kitten.

"Bad fluffy. No hissing at the new kitten and being mean to it. Oh, Got to see if it is male or female." America commented cheerfully and then checked the kitten. "Okay you are a male."

America crouched down with the kitten in his arms and he gave Fluffy a stern look.

"Fluffy, Be good and don't hurt the newest addition. Make sure to let Americat know got it." America stated firmly and he watched as Fluffy slowly nodded.

"You are Russia. You should not be here, Commie scum." Fluffy said threatening and his tail stood up high.

"Did you not hear your master? Be good, da." Russia commented innocently and he blinked his violet eyes at America.

"You are so cute and adorable. Anyway kitty I have to go back out to get some supplies for you. Don't worry I won't have you fixed since all of my cats are male." America said happily and he gave the kitten a quick pet on the head before leaving.

A cat that looks a lot like America appeared and Fluffy used his teeth to grab Russia by the nape of the neck.

"Fluffy put him down, okay. Our master said to be good and besides we might be able to change his commie ways. After all we are hero's, right?" Americat asked cheerfully and gave Russia a lick on the head.

Fluffy dropped Russia and puffed out his tail while hissing.

"Fine, but I still don't like this lousy commie." Fluffy stated firmly and he walked away with his tail swishing.

"Sorry about Fluffy, but he is a bit of a kill joy." Americat commented calmly and Russia looked at him with curious eyes.

"Why are you being nice?" Russia asked in a curiously voice.

"Heh, I'm the good cop while Fluffy is the bad cop. Yet we are both hero's. Hope he didn't hurt your neck too much." Americat stated happily and he licked the nape of Russia's neck.

"Anyway I'm Americat and you are Russia. I'll show you around." America said causally and tilted his head. "Just to let you know England might be coming over and for some reason freaks out. Don't know why to be honest. Maybe too much tea?"

England unlocked America's door and walked inside sighing.

"Honestly, He invites me over yet is not here." England stated flatly to himself and his eyes widened in horror. Fluffy hissed at him before returning to typing on America's laptop and flicked his tail at England's face.

"Lousy, Brit. Freaking out every single time and forgetting because he hits his head. How idiotic." Fluffy said bitterly and he ignored England's stuttered words.

"Why is America's cat typing on his laptop?" England asked himself in a panicked voice and his right hand was over his heart. He decided to take a look at what the cat was doing and his brilliant green eyes widened for this cat was doing America's paper work.

"Tony doesn't like this guy either." Fluffy muttered and he felt annoyed at England's staring. "I'm not in the mood to wait for this staring jerk to faint on his own."

England watched as the fluffy cat pulled up and type in a word document 'Limey quit staring at me or else I will claw you up. I'm pissed off and ready to kick some major ass.' England fainted and Fluffy shook his head before deleting the words in word document.

"Now back to work." Fluffy commented smugly and he purred to himself.

America walked inside he was carrying several bags and rolled his eyes for England was laying on his carpet.

"So Fluffy almost done with my paperwork?" America asked cheerfully and he received a meow along with a nod.

"I love you, Fluffy. You do such a good job and I got you some extra cat treats." America said happily as he gently hugged Fluffy and gave him a kiss on the head. "You are so smart."

Fluffy purred and he meowed at America's praise.

"Keep up your wonderful work." America stated calmly and gave Fluffy several pets before putting away the stuff. He walked to his bedroom and found the kitten along with Americat clawing up his curtains.

"Heh, Playing Spider cat again." America commented smoothly while smiling fondly and he picked up Americat.

"You are teaching the kitten how to play? You are so nice and being such a hero to this poor little kitty." America said softly and he hugged Americat. "Keep up the good work and I love you too."

"Does America always cuddle his pets?" Russia asked in a curious voice and he blinked his violet eyes.

"Yeah and he makes sure not to hurt us with his strength." America commented happily and he licked America's cheeks. "He is really nice and kind."

"Now that I'm back Americat. You can help Fluffy with the paper work and stuff. Oh, England is on the carpet again." America stated calmly as he put Americat onto the carpet and then picked up the violet eyed Kitten. "I love you too, Kitty."

America petted the Kitten gently while smiling and singing a few songs.

TBC

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