Okay, you guys have voted! And here's the ending you DIDN'T vote for! The alternate ending cutoff will be quite evident.
Oh, yeah, Owen's on Team Ash. I forgot about our chubby little friend.
"Hello, and welcome to the TDN finale! All season, 22 campers put their wits, stability, and sanity to the test. But only one can survive. And that one will be either Dalton Mortamick, star quarterback and lady killer, or Ash Willton, manipulator and maneater. Our 22 victims, er, campers have battled bears, flies, mildly gross food, and each other! Now, it's time to compete for one last time on Season Four. It's finale time! Here, now, on Total Drama Newbies!"
"Okay, peanut gallery of forty-five, take your seats in this formation: Screaming Gophers from Season one and Pickled Eggs season four, plus Alejandro over here, and put the green jerseys on. Killer Bass and Jumbo Shrimp, plus Sierra, over here, and put the red jerseys on. All will be explained!" Jane said.
"Dalton and Ash! Your final challenge to determine our Season Four winner is like Paintball Deer Hunter from Season One. The peanut gallery members are your deer. Ash, you're shooting the campers in green jerseys, Dalton, your targets are in red jerseys. Ash, your paintball gun," Isabella said, handing Ash a big paintball bazooka.
"YES!" Ash said.
"Dalton, your paintball gun," Isabella said as she handed Dalton a regular paintball gun.
"What? Why does Ash get the awesome gun and I get lame-osity?" Dalton asked.
"Last time, on the Aftermath, they had a challenge of your supporters competing in your honor. Ash's team won and she won an awesome paintball gun, and your team sucked," Isabella explained before turning to the peanut gallery.
"Okay, peanut gallery, you get a thirty-second head-start! GO!" Isabella said. The peanut gallery headed into the woods.
"Okay, you're shooting your opponent's team members from this season, plus the team with the corresponding color from season one. Dalton, you're shooting for red with green paint. Ash, you've got green with red paint. Whoever shoots the most people on their opponent's team wins Season Four! Ready? HUNT!" Isabella said as the final two hurried off into the woods in separate directions.
Dalton hid behind a bush as he spotted Harold and Thunder talking. He sneakily poked the barrel through the leaves and shot them both.
Ash spotted Gwen and Noah standing around. She unleashed a small onslaught of paintballs.
"Ugh! My khakis!" Noah complained. Maddie suddenly ran up to Noah while holding a pair of pants.
"Noah, I have a pair of your pants!" Maddie said, causing Noah to raise an eyebrow. Suddenly, after Noah took the pants, a spider crawled out of a pantleg, causing Noah and Maddie to scream. Ash then pelted Maddie with paintballs.
"Oh, Ash, you're going down," Dalton said as he spotted Geoff and Bridgette making out. Dalton smirked and pelted them with paintballs.
After a while, Isabella called everyone back to the amphitheatre.
After careful inspection of the campers being shot at…
"It's a tie! We'll have to go to the auxiliary challenge… PREPARE THE SEASON ONE FINALE CHALLENGE!" Isabella shouted to the interns, who were putting up the auxiliary challenge.
"Okay, I hope you remember the instructions! Because I'm not saying them! It's the exact same challenge!" Isabella said, placing a cow hat on Dalton's head and a chicken hat on Ash's head. She then grabbed the paintball gun Dalton had out and fired into the air. Dalton and Ash ran to the poles and started to climb up. Dalton grabbed a black flag and climbed down the pole. Ash grabbed her yellow one and climbed down the pole. Both ran to the bridge. Dalton grabbed an egg and set off onto the board. Ash grabbed an egg and did the same. That's when an eagle flew down, and almost knocked Ash off of the board. Dalton gasped at this and grabbed her hand to keep her from falling. She rebalanced and they kept going. They put their eggs in the nest. They then continued running to the finish line.
"You won't win, I hope you know that," Ash said.
"I hope you know that I'm better than you, Ash," Dalton said. Both of them stopped and Ash got in Dalton's face.
"You won't win. Only one of us deserves that mystery money," Ash said.
"In other words, me," Dalton said.
"RUN!" Owen and Gwen shouted. Ash and Dalton realized that the finish line was a few yards away. They were about to run when the song bell rang.
Team Dalton: We can't we can't back down
Team Ash: We can't we can't back down
Team Dalton: We can't we can't back down
Team Ash: We can't we can't back down
Team Dalton: Not right now we can't back down
Team Ash: Not right now we can't back down
All: We can't back down
Waverly: Oh yeah
Don't close your eyes we're all in this together wherever
They draw the line
we're not going to straddle across it
or lose it
Team Ash: We can't back down
There's too much at stake
this is serious don't walk away
we can't pretend it's not happening
in our own backyard our own home plate
we've been called out (we get called out)
do you hear your name I'm not confused
lets win this thing
we can't back down there's too much at stake
don't walk away don't walk away
Kaila: Don't get me wrong I don't like confrontation
I'd rather we all just get along
Music should be undivided united
Team Dalton: We can't back down
There's too much at stake
this is serious
don't walk away
we can't pretend it's not happening
in our own backyard our own home plate (we get called out)
do you hear your name I'm not confused
lets win this thing
we can't back down there's too much at stake
don't walk away don't walk away
Kaila: don't walk away yeeeeaaaah
Team Ash: we gotta situation that we can't ignore
Cause ignorance is not bliss
we don't have to take this
Team Dalton: No! with every big decision comes an equally important
Share of the risk, we gotta take this
All: We can't back down
There's too much at stake
this is serious don't walk away
we can't pretend it's not happening
In our own backyard on our home plate
We've been called out
Do you hear your name I'm not confused
Lets win this thing
We can't back down there's too much at stake
don't walk away don't walk away
Dalton and Ash: We can't back down We can't back down
not right now
We can't back down
Dalton and Ash started running towards the finish line. Ash drifted ahead of Dalton, then Dalton drifted ahead of Ash.
"Oh, man, so close! Come on, Dalton!" Gwen said.
"Come on, Ash, you can do it!" Owen said.
Both finalists neared the finish line.
This is where the alternate ending begins!
"And… DALTON WINS TOTAL DRAMA NEWBIES!" Isabella announced.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" Dalton said in excitement as Isabella handed him a check for $1,250,000.
"That's right, the mystery money is 1.25 million dollars! Congratulations to our Season Four winner, Dalton Mortamick!" Isabella said.
"Congratulations, Dalton," Ash said.
"Thanks, Ash," Dalton said. The two then shared a kiss.
"And that's all for Season Four of Total Drama! Stay tuned for Season Five!" Isabella said.