AN: SORRY FOR THE DELAY BUT I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME DECIDING WHO TO HAVE THEM WANT TO FIX UP SONNY WITH I WAS GOING TO GO WITH KATE BUT THERES ANOTHER SONNY PARING THAT I LOVE EVEN MORE! AND THAT CLAUDIA SO LET PRETEND THE WHOLE MICHAEL SHOOTING THING NEVER HAPPPENED AS WELL AS HER BEING JOHNS ,THEY NEVER MET OR HAVE THEY? SO HOPE YOU ENJOY! NEXT UPDATE HOPEFULLY NEXT WEEK!

"ding dong the hoe is gone no reason to hide your men Ding dong the slut is finally gone they are now safe! Ding the whore is finally gone!" Carly sang as she walked into the office.

"Its been two weeks since the truth about Jake came out " Maxie laughed, "you'd think she would stop singing that"

"well I'm just glad that she is really out of our lives" Carly said sitting on the desk to only get pushed off by Sam.

"there are seats for that" she said pointing to a chair, "well I'm glad too and it seems all of Port Charles is too."

" Even the kids seem happier now that shes was gone." Brooke added.

"whats it like to be a full time step-mother?" Carly teased causing Brooke to roll her eyes.

"well we should ask that to Claire too" Sam smirked.

"i knew I wasn't the only one who caught that!" said Maxie.

"caught what?" "why Claire?" Brooke and Carly asked at the same time.

"well while you were playing house and you were doing god knows what," Sam said shaking her head, "a certain detective and a certain ex-federal prosecutor has been spending an awful a lot of time together."

"no!" Carly exclaimed shocked.

"yes, it looks like a start of a beautiful relationship" Maxie smiled.

"that's great two people who need a little happiness finding each other" Brooke said.

"i glad for them but,," Carly started.

"there always a but" Brooke shook her head, Carly smacked her arm.

"as I was saying I'm happy for them but now how we going to get rid of Brenda?" Carly said,

"Brenda never did anything to me or Brooke but she's so whiny and needy she's another Liz but without the whole 'who's my baby's daddy?' Drama. And if she marries sonny,sonny will make us be nice and hangout with her, so he can do business" Maxie said.

"yea Brenda is supposed to be like family but I love my uncle sonny but I don't to see his heart get broken because he fell in love again with a girl who cant handle his life style" Brooke agreed.

"and your telling me because?" Sam asked.

"you need to come up with the plan!" Carly said.

"but its you idea!" Sam argued.

"yes but you want her gone too" Carly explained.

"and your plans have better results than Carly's plans" Maxie added.

"thanks" Carly glared, "but its true come on Sam think of someone" agreeing. shocking everyone.

"fine"Sam said, "lets see who could we get that can handle sonny's life,is not needy or whiny,and that we get all get along with?"

"oh I know!" Maxie said getting all of their attention.

"who?" Brooke asked first.

"Claudia Zacchara " Maxie said with a smile.

"john's sister?" Sam asked.

"yup!" Maxie smiled, " she's new to town and we all get along with her so far, she's my sister-in -law and who better for a mob king then a mob princess?"

"perfect!"Carly said.

"okay so how do we get them together?" Brooke asked.

"like Maxie said, she's new to town and she's a friend of ours, so she has to meet our other friends" Sam said having an idea.

"so,dinner party?" Brooke asked.

"the other one went great" Carly said.

"it sounds great, I just can't wait to see the look on Brenda's face when she meets sonny future wife" Maxie said.