Don't own Sonny, Chad or any official SWAC characters…

How'd you and dad meet?

"Uh…What?"

"How'd you and dad meet?" Lexi repeated.

"Oh…" Sonny glanced at Chad and looked back at her children. "Well, back then…me and your father were…not the best of friends…"

Flashback…

The So Random! cast were happily relaxing in the prop house when Sonny came in, screaming at her cow-phone.

"Good!" Sonny screamed.

"Good!" The other person on the line replied.

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Good and goodbye!" Sonny hanged up and looked at her bewildered cast "Chad says hi!"

"Seriously, mom?" Zack asked.

"Yeah, your father was a drama queen…"

"Was? Don't you mean is?" Lexi chuckled.

"Hey, young lady, I gave you your allowance and I can take it back." Chad threatened.

"Ooh, I'm so scared. Mom, help me!" Lexi said, feigning fear and rolling her eyes.

"Hey! The story?" Max reminded, annoyed.

"Right. Uh…See, my cast and Chad's-I mean your father's casts were really not friends too."

Sonny walked over to Chad and asked "Hey, Chad. Did you hear about my Walk-a-Thon for books?"

"Oh yes, we did. And I have to say, Sonny, you are very inspiring."

"Well, we have so much and it's important that we give back."

Chad laughs and handed her a flyer "Ah, no. I meant you inspired me to have a Walk-a-Thon against your Walk-a-Thon."

Sonny looked at the flier and turned to Chad "A Walk-a-Thon against books? How could you be against books?"

"That's easy. The more you read, the less you watch Mackenzie Falls."

"That's your cause? To get people to watch more TV?"

"Are you not listening? It's to get them to read less. I'll see you at the Walk-a-Thon to read less books." Chad says before turning around but turns again to tell his enemy "I've got something to tell you, Sonny. We're gonna raise more money than you."

"For what?"

"To not buy books."

"That makes no sense."

"Ah. Guess all that reading you're doing isn't making you any smarter now, is it? See ya!"

"Seriously, dad? Against books? You just MADE a book, remember? Your biography?" Max said, smirking.

"Please. I just copied all those words from Wikipedia."

"The only book he's ever read aside from Mr. Piggy Goes To Town."

"Hey! That was a good book!"

"Whatever, dad. Mom, the story?"

"Sorry, but I wasn't the one who interrupted. Anyways, me and your father grew closer and closer while our casts hated each other's guts more and more. Well, my cast hated Chad more because he was…to put it lightly, a jerkthrob."

"A jerkthrob?"

"A jerk of a heartthrob…"

"Ohh…"

Chad said "Bangs and Fangs, We all get bitten by vampires and get awesome hair."

Nico, confused, asked his enemy "Is your show written by monkeys?"

"Yeah, dad. Is your show written by monkeys?" Zack asked.

"Nope, but the writers sure look like Orangutans…"

"Chad, you do know that YOU'RE one of the writers, right?"

"…Damn."

"So, anyways, you guys probably thought that your dad FINALLY got the guts to ask me out. But he didn't. I had to come to him."

Sonny walked up to Cad while he was sitting on his vanity and said "I need to talk to you immediately!"

"Actually I'm glad you're here, I need a favor." Chad said

"I don't have time to help you with your science project."

"Please, I have an actual scientist to do that." Chad replied, chuckling while Sonny just looks confused "I need a tennis judge. Word on the street is that you can help"

"What? I'm not a tennis judge!"

"So you just made that up?"

"Yes. But listen-"

"Who makes up something like that?"

"Who needs a free lance tennis judge?"

"Actually I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't want to lose again"

"Oh I see. Well, as much as I'd like to help you cheat for a good cause I can't."

"Why? Oh yeah 'cause I'm not a tennis judge!"

"Uh huh. So what you want?"

"Some answers!"

"To what?"

"To how it all ends! To how long it's gonna be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with."

"I'm not sure I can answer that."

"Aren't you in charge of your destiny?"

"Uh, I guess?"

"Then it's time to say enough. When two people are this right for each other there's only one thing to do."

"How long have you felt this way?"

"Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long but it hit me like a ton of bricks."

"I mean I guess I feel the same way."

"Well then do something about it!"

"Okay, I will."

"Great!"

"Sonny will you go out with me?"

"I-I'm sorry, did you just ask me out?"

"I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me to?"

"Wait did you think I was talking about... Oh dear this is awkward!"

"Sure is... I mean I know why it's awkward just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward ?"

"I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking-"

"Ha-ha-no yup yup me to same page. Whoo!"

"Whoo hoo!"

"See I just thought you thought I thought it was awkward because you thought I was asking you out, Ya'no rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out, which I was."

"Yeah but you said Sonny-"

"Yeah buh buh that's awkward ."

"So..".

"So..".

"You're a Mackenzie Falls fan now!"

"Yeah!"

"Cool."

"Yeah".

"Cool."

"So I suppose I should probably tell you that I'm a So Random! fan now."

"Really?"

"Yeah but I'd be lying."

"Dad, why'd you ask iher like that?"

"Because I'm tired! Can you please go to bed now?"

"Well, dad. We asked about how you and mom MET, not how you guys got together…"

"Tomorrow. Now all of you, go to your rooms. Now. Please."