Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel had just finished singing Baby It's Cold Outside together. As soon as they finished, Blaine left the room, because he had a huge boner and didn't want Kurt to see. Mr Shu passed him as he left.

"Hey Mr. Shu," Kurt said, trying to disguise his own boner. Blaine had such sexy eyebrows that he couldn't control himself in his presence.

"Kurt you little fuckface," Mr. Shu sneered, "How dare you leave Glee club."
"I HAD NO CHOICE I WAS BEING HARRASSED."
Then Mr Shu struck Kurt with a quick whip of his hair, throwing Kurt across the room. Mr Shu leaped over everything and whipped out a pair of handcuffs designed from his own pubic hair and locked Kurt to the fireplace.
"ARE YOU TURNED ON BY ME?" he screeched.
"NO! THIS BONER IS FOR MY MUSE, BLAINE."
"Sorry Kurt. It's too late."

Mr. Shu turned on the fire. Kurt squealed, the fire heating up his sweet booty. From outside the door, Blaine began to thump on the door. He was howling like a woof.
"KURRRRRT MAH BB!11!1!"
Mr Shu unbuckled his belt and slapped Kurt across the face with his dilly, the force so strong that it shoved Kurt out of the fireplace and onto the ground. Mr. Shu pounced on him, wobbling his bum all over Kurt's luscious face.
Blaine howled more, but Mr. Shu had put a curse on the door to stop it from opening. Suddenly, the sound of Blaine transforming into a troll was heard, and he stomped down the door.
"YOU DARE TOUCH MY BABY!1/!" He shrieked. He whipped out a blow torch from his eyebrows and began to throw the flame at Mr. Shu, setting his afro on fire. Mr. Shu screamed and stumbled backwards, flying out the window.

"OH MY GOD BLAINE YOU SAVED ME!"
Blaine transformed back into a human and began passionately making out with Kurt.
"YOU'RE NOT ALONE KURT."
He stood up, holding Kurt's hands and swaying him back and forth, ad he began to sing.

"YOU ARE NOT ALONEEEE. I AM HERE WITH YOUUUU. THOUGH YOU'RE FAR AWAYYYYY. I AM HERE TO STAY. YOU ARE NOT ALONEEEE."
Suddenly the entire Glee club apparated behind Blaine and began to harmonise. Kurt began to cry sweet beautiful tears and as they ran down his face, Blaine leant forward and licked at them, his eyebrows soaking them up.

"I LOVE YOU KURT"
"I LOVE YOU TOO BLAINE."