AN: Alright so I was bored and wanted to write. *looks at prompts I'm using* Yeah really bored. Anyway, I seem to like the guys messed up Christmas prompts because I just keep writing stories for it! Anyway, this will be centered mostly around Garcia, because I mean, who doesn't love that colorful technical analyst! So, sit back, relax, and Enjoy! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me to you all!

Disclaimer: I only own… well I don't actually know what I own…

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Prompts: Frosty the Pervert- Bob Rivers, The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" - Bob Rivers,Wreck the Malls - Bob Rivers, Mama's Gettin Ready for Christmas - Aaron Tippin,Leroy the Redneck Reindeer - Joe Diffie,What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?) -The Star Wars Intergalactic Droid Choir & Chorale, Happy Holidays You Bastard - Blink 182

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Garcia strode angrily through the mall. The nerve of some people. Morgan was right where she left him, his cell phone pressed to his ear as he laughed at something the person on the other end of the line said. Garcia stopped in front of him, her hands on her hips as she tapped her foot impatiently. Morgan gulped.

"I'm going to have to call you back, man. Yeah, happy holidays you bastard too" Morgan said with a laugh as he hung up. He looked up at Garcia and stood up, the mountain of bags still sitting at his feet.

"What's wrong baby girl?" he asked.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" she screeched. Morgan gulped once again. Oh man, someone had pissed off his baby girl royally. "How about the fact I was just molested by Frosty the pervert and Leroy the redneck reindeer sidekick!" Morgan saw red.

"What?" he thundered. Someone had touched his baby girl?

"Yeah some guy thought it would be alright to play grab ass with me before they ran into the bathroom. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the restroom door said, "Gentlemen"" Garcia ranted. She huffed before she dropped on to the bench, Morgan following suit. Garcia dropped her head to his shoulder and sighed, tears pressing at her eyes as his arm wrapped around her shoulders. "Not to mention I don't know what to get Spencer. It's like asking what can you get a wookiee for Christmas when he already owns a comb?" Garcia continued on. Christmas was just too hectic for her right now. Morgan kissed the top of her head.

"You'll think of something, you always do" he said, trying not to notice how Reid could be compared to the hairy Star Wars character. "Come on, I'll come with you and if anyone tries to play grab ass with you that's not me, I'll show them who's boss!" Morgan said. Garcia laughed as she sat up. She could see him trying to play grab ass just to make her smile again.

"Forward march to wreck the malls!" she said as she stood up and waited for him to collect the monstrous number of bags at his feet. Morgan groaned.

"Mama's gettin ready for Christmas, aren't you?" he said. Garcia grinned.

"I can't help it if you got me knocked up before you proposed to me and the baby wants to shop!" Garcia said as she rubbed her pregnant stomach. Morgan grinned. "Besides, it not like you can deny your two girls."

"Damn straight I can't!" he said with a large grin. They were one dysfunctional family with an even larger extended dysfunctional family, but he wouldn't trade them for the world. Their dysfunction worked.

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AN: *grins* I told ya I was bored! I mean come on, there is only so many times I can rewrite a sentence before deciding it doesn't even work in my book. So… I hope you all enjoyed it and had a good laugh! Thank you for reading! Please review!