Hello, hello, hello! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and other denizens of the interwebs.

The Transcriber here to bid you welcome, to my newest transcription blog. As y'all know I take audio files that I find deep in the government archives and transcribe them up so I can take advantage of the little loophole that allows me not to be arrested, However this one is slightly different. I came home from work to find a box on my doorstep, so I poked it with a stick to make sure it wasn't a bomb, then brought it inside. Weird, huh? But that's not the weirdest bit! I opened it up, and inside, were around twenty memory sticks. They were all in various states of disrepair, but as I picked them out, I noticed there was a letter in the bottom. I read it and it was pretty much gobbledy gook, If any of you bods can figure it out you can have an E-cookie!

gxviilx boozfhf hr gr ,hflreyl vsg vilmtr glm lw vhzvok ,bzdbmZ !HMVROZ SGRD LW LG TMRSGLM HZS HRSG .gfl gr viftru lg voyz vy bzn hwmvriu tmrelo bxzirkhmlx iflb wmz flb gzsg vkls vsg mr vhvsg flb tmrwmvh nz R .gozmrI irX hr vnzm bn ,loovS

Yeah, I know, gobbledy gook .

But anyway, this is me signing of at 20/12/10.

Oh and don't forget everytime you review, I save a puppy!