Castiel: Hey Luci, long time no talk, um,
Lucifer: What Castiel?
Castiel: You want to make a gang?
Lucifer: I'm kind of busy with the apocalypse, unless you wish to help me with it.
Castiel: Hmm, I kind of said I'd help stop it...
Lucifer: My offer still stands little brother.
Castiel: I don't know Lucifer, I mean the guy I'm helping he's kind of important to me.
Lucifer: But is he one of us?
Castiel: Uh, yeah about that... He's... Sort of... Human.
Lucifer: What? After what they have done to our family, how could you Castiel?
Castiel: You see, this is why we never talk. It's because you are always quick to judge.
Lucifer: Who is this human?
Castiel: Um...
Lucifer: A human Castiel, a human. Next thing you are going to tell me is that your human is a Winchester.
Castiel: Well it is, ok?
Lucifer: No brother or sister of mine would interfere with Father's plan.
Castiel: Ok, so I didn't follow Father's plan.
Lucifer: No. As long as you are the only angel with a Winchester...
Castiel: I think so.. Oh wait, Gabriel has an on/off fling with the other.
Lucifer: What is Michael doing to stop all this?
Castiel: Well, he's trying to get my Winchester, but he's very loyal, he has never left.
Lucifer: Dean Winchester?
Castiel: Yes...
Lucifer: Does he trust you?
Castiel: Yes, Why is that important?
Lucifer: Sam? Does he trust you also?
Castiel: They both trust me. Lucifer, tell me, why is this important?
Lucifer: You could get them both to say yes...
Castiel: What? No! I rebelled so they wouldn't say yes! I'm cut off from Heaven for them.
Lucifer: I can share some Grace.
Castiel: No. I am sorry brother, but I cannot betray them. I shall not.
Lucifer: But you would betray your brothers and sisters.
Castiel: I knew that consequence when I left heaven, and killed several of our brothers and sisters.
Lucifer: I will stop you Castiel.
Castiel: You can't Lucifer.
Lucifer: But I can little brother.
Castiel: But you wouldn't... I have learnt from the Winchester brothers, what true families would do for each other.
Lucifer: What do they know about family? Humans, they destroyed ours.
Castiel: But Father created them, in his own vision.
Lucifer: You weren't even there.
Castiel: But I know, Father had told me.
Lucifer: You spoke to Father?
Castiel: Well, no but I've heard from Joshua.
Lucifer: It is very simple if you continue to help the Winchesters, I will kill you. Pass this on to my other younger brother, would you.
Castiel: But you want Samuel, don't you? Killing me won't get you closer, in fact he would have another reason to say no.
Lucifer: Does Samuel know of you and his brother?
Castiel: Yes. Why?
Lucifer: If I happen to kidnap you, then trade you for Sam saying yes. What would they pick?
Castiel: I... I think they would pick Sam. I would make them pick Sam.
Lucifer: No loyalty to you...
Castiel: I would make sure they picked Sam. My life is not as important as his saying yes.
Lucifer: So you would be forced into joining. Which means we can make your gang.
Castiel: But... Dean would find a way.
Lucifer: Would he? Or would he stop looking if I said I would not go into his little Sammy's dreams.
Castiel: He would... I believe he would...
Lucifer: Sam or you? What would he pick?
Castiel: He would pick Sam, of course we would. They're brothers.
Lucifer: So brothers come first...
Castiel: Well, yes.
Lucifer: So my brother...
Castiel: But I promised Dean... Sorry brother, I have to go. They don't allow texting in hospitals.
Lucifer: You will regret this Castiel.