Castiel: Hey Luci, long time no talk, um,
Lucifer:
What Castiel?

Castiel: You want to make a gang?
Lucifer:
I'm kind of busy with the apocalypse, unless you wish to help me with it.

Castiel: Hmm, I kind of said I'd help stop it...
Lucifer:
My offer still stands little brother.

Castiel: I don't know Lucifer, I mean the guy I'm helping he's kind of important to me.
Lucifer:
But is he one of us?

Castiel: Uh, yeah about that... He's... Sort of... Human.
Lucifer:
What? After what they have done to our family, how could you Castiel?

Castiel: You see, this is why we never talk. It's because you are always quick to judge.
Lucifer:
Who is this human?

Castiel: Um...
Lucifer:
A human Castiel, a human. Next thing you are going to tell me is that your human is a Winchester.

Castiel: Well it is, ok?
Lucifer:
No brother or sister of mine would interfere with Father's plan.

Castiel: Ok, so I didn't follow Father's plan.
Lucifer:
No. As long as you are the only angel with a Winchester...

Castiel: I think so.. Oh wait, Gabriel has an on/off fling with the other.
Lucifer:
What is Michael doing to stop all this?

Castiel: Well, he's trying to get my Winchester, but he's very loyal, he has never left.
Lucifer:
Dean Winchester?

Castiel: Yes...
Lucifer:
Does he trust you?

Castiel: Yes, Why is that important?
Lucifer:
Sam? Does he trust you also?

Castiel: They both trust me. Lucifer, tell me, why is this important?
Lucifer:
You could get them both to say yes...

Castiel: What? No! I rebelled so they wouldn't say yes! I'm cut off from Heaven for them.
Lucifer:
I can share some Grace.

Castiel: No. I am sorry brother, but I cannot betray them. I shall not.
Lucifer:
But you would betray your brothers and sisters.

Castiel: I knew that consequence when I left heaven, and killed several of our brothers and sisters.
Lucifer:
I will stop you Castiel.

Castiel: You can't Lucifer.
Lucifer:
But I can little brother.

Castiel: But you wouldn't... I have learnt from the Winchester brothers, what true families would do for each other.
Lucifer:
What do they know about family? Humans, they destroyed ours.

Castiel: But Father created them, in his own vision.
Lucifer:
You weren't even there.

Castiel: But I know, Father had told me.
Lucifer:
You spoke to Father?

Castiel: Well, no but I've heard from Joshua.
Lucifer:
It is very simple if you continue to help the Winchesters, I will kill you. Pass this on to my other younger brother, would you.

Castiel: But you want Samuel, don't you? Killing me won't get you closer, in fact he would have another reason to say no.
Lucifer:
Does Samuel know of you and his brother?

Castiel: Yes. Why?
Lucifer:
If I happen to kidnap you, then trade you for Sam saying yes. What would they pick?

Castiel: I... I think they would pick Sam. I would make them pick Sam.
Lucifer:
No loyalty to you...

Castiel: I would make sure they picked Sam. My life is not as important as his saying yes.
Lucifer:
So you would be forced into joining. Which means we can make your gang.

Castiel: But... Dean would find a way.
Lucifer:
Would he? Or would he stop looking if I said I would not go into his little Sammy's dreams.

Castiel: He would... I believe he would...
Lucifer:
Sam or you? What would he pick?

Castiel: He would pick Sam, of course we would. They're brothers.

Lucifer: So brothers come first...

Castiel: Well, yes.
Lucifer:
So my brother...

Castiel: But I promised Dean... Sorry brother, I have to go. They don't allow texting in hospitals.
Lucifer:
You will regret this Castiel.