NOTE: I AM NOT TARGETING/BULLYING/TROLLING ANYONE! THIS IS SATIRE! Look it up! Wait, I did it for you:

sat-ire

[sat-ahy-r]

–noun

1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing,denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human follyand vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.

3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.

I'm merely venting about my irks of the Teen Titans fandom that I SEE ALL THE TIME! Especially the newer TT writer generation. Of course, most of them are 12-year-old girls. (Note: I did start out as an angst-ridden 12-year-old, but I have erased all evidence of such. Plus, I am now a 15-year-old bitch that can write to a degree.) Sigh. But BEFORE YOU FLAME: DAMMIT PEOPLE I AM BEING SARCASTIC.

And because I'm venting/ranting/bitching so...freely, I swear A LOT. So rated M for language. NAWT SUM TOTALY HAWT SECKS.

Just don't ever write anything I mention in this "story!"

-Love, Misty

PART 1: THE OC

A beautiful, stunningly gorgeous girl's eyelashes fluttered. Once, twice, and then she blinked up to see five teenagers staring down at her.

This too-good-to-be-true girl's name was Moonfire Angel Rose Yolanda Saturday Unagi Elanora GRAYSON WILSON ROTH. AND SHE WAS SOMEONE FROM ROBIN'S/RAVEN'S/SLADE'S EPIC TRAGIC PAST.

This girl has flowing hair that changed colors like those cheep, somewhat fun mood rings. Oh. So did her eyes! She could control all elements, morph into any creature, read minds, fly, and all this other detailed shit. BUT! She has this amazing tattoo/scar/some item of jewelry that MARKED HER HORRID PAST.

Maybe she was raped, or her family was tragically killed, or she lost her memory! OR ALL OF THEM. This girl was just a little angst magnet.

BUT SHE WAS ALSO A BOY MAGNET!

Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Slade, Speedy, Kid Flash, Jericho, Aqualad, Red Star, Red-X! They all go a-swooning when she's around!

And a girl magnet. See, she's sexy enough to be a lesbian. Oh yes.

BUT SHE WAS DISGUISED.

See, she's disguised in the form of a plain, average teenage girl that happens to have super powers. BUT UNDERNEATH IS THIS...BITCH that annoys the living SHIT out of any good writer.

Now, on the other hand, we have a self-insert, Misty. Her status goes as follows:

Name: Misty

Age: 15

Powers: Pyrokinesis (Pyrokinetic) Power of/over fire, for you simple minded people.

Appearance: FUCKING TINY (4' 11.5") with past-the-shoulders black-dyed-red hair. Is Asain. Weighs 95 pounds on a good day. Is pretty.

Outfit: Cheerleading uniform. (Come on people! A flame-throwing cheerleader is one of the sexiest things on the planet.)

Personality (Good): Can be sweet. Is naive. Above-average smart. Loyal. Energetic.

Personality (Bad): Straight up BITCH. Mild attention whore. Lazy as hell. Materialistic. Naturally jealous and/or possessive, especially over guys. Clingy. Obsessive (but for self-declared good reasons.) Sarcastic. Stubborn (but this trait can be seen as a good thing.)

This character is a self-insert of the author, who, is actually very like her SI, but sadly, is not a flame-throwing cheerleader. (Damn.)

Call the author biased, but she does not consider her SI as a Mary-Sue. Just because she's envisioned her OC would come into play a few generations after the current Titans (Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy, etc.) The only Mary-Sue quality that the author could find is that her SI would be a leader of the Titan team that resides in the main Tower.

The end.

PART 2: THE FANNON!RAVEN AND THE ROBRAE!STARFIRE

Raven was crying/moaning/sobbing/cutting/angsting/bitching/etc. desperately/hopelessly/painfully/tragically/suicidally/gothically/etc.

FOR SHE WAS IN LOVE.

It was ROBIN! No, BEAST BOY...actually, Robin, because Fannon!Raven generally comes from the horrible writings of the Rob/Rae community.

So yeah, Raven was in love with Robin, BUT ALAS! HE WAS WITH STARFIRE! The RobRae!Starfire had STOLEN ROBIN. THAT SLUT.

So now Fannon!Raven was horribly heartbroken.

(Insert some cliche, badly-written story and then something about how Fannon!Robin and Fannon!Raven get together and RobRae!Starfire is portrayed as some...ergh. Bitch/slut/whore and totally out of character. Actually, everyone's OOC. Terra magically comes back to get BB out of the way and Cyborg doesn't exist.)

And then the two love birds lived happily ever after.

The end.

PART 3: TERRA COMES BACK! LYKE OH EM GEE!

Terra came back to the Titans. Even though she wasn't truly happy with her life with super powers and she was much better freed from her powers, SHE CAME BACK ANYWAY.

The end.

PART 4: THE ROB/RAE/RED-X TRIANGLE

Once upon a time, the dark bird was caught between her fearless leader Robin and Red-X, who she never actually talked to, but loved anyway!

And then all this nonsense about this epic love and she's all angsty and crap. Sighsighsigh.

The end.

A/n - The parting note: I got lazy. Besides, it's all true. I see all of these horrible "plots/stories" ALL OVER THE PLACE. Believe me, I WOULD flame, but the little voice that says "you are more mature than that" comes in, so I don't. But that doesn't stop me from sending death wishes to those authors and the reviewers that say "OMG SO GOOD! CONTINUE!" and create more butthurt for me and the rest of the respective writing community.

Maybe more, assuming I can find something else to bitch about.