I know I've just finished Metaphors (keep the reviews for it coming, guys!) and I wanted to go back and update my old stories but I can't get into them. So I just decided to write a little facebook fic. I know It's not original at all but I haven't seen any Finchel centric ones. Just a little fun, if you want I will continue or it can be left as a one shot. Begins during episode 2*08 Furt, will stick to main storylines but may veer away from the episode plot.
Rachel Berry is thrilled to be attending the Hummel-Hudson wedding today. As chief bridesmaid I hope to stick to tradition and be seduced by the dashingly handsome best man.
(Kurt Hudson, Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray and 6 others like this)
Quinn Fabray: Your status updates are always really long, Berry!
Finn Hudson: You're talking about me, right babe?
Rachel Berry: Well I'm certainly not talking about Kurt, Finn!
Kurt Hudson:No need to be rude!
Finn Hudson: Seduce is a good thing right? Like that poem we read in English class?
Rachel Berry: You'll have to find out. Perhaps I'll seduce you later ;)
Finn Hudson: Can I like this status more than once?
Kurt Hummel: Get. A. Room.
Finn Hudson hey baby, I think I wanna marry you!
(Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Mike Chang, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry and 22 others like this.)
Rachel Berry: Just say yeah, yeah, yeah!
Finn Hudson: If you're ready, like I'm ready.
Santana Lopez: Are you two losers seriously going to recite the whole frickin lyrics?
Rachel Berry: I think I am ready baby.
Finn Hudson: When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change.
Quinn Fabray: Hey, they're not lyrics from the song Rachel! Epic fail!
Rachel Berry: I know.
Finn Hudson: Rach I'm confused, are we still quoting from Bruno Mars?
Rachel Berry: No, I'm talking about what we discussed at the wedding.
Quinn Fabray: Ready for what? *Rolls eyes in confusion* Are you guys getting married?
Noah Puckerman: Dude, high five! Ftw!
Finn Hudson: I'll call you Rach.
Rachel Berry: Okay baby.
Rachel Berry Spent three hours on the phone with my amazing boyfriend. Love you!
(Finn Hudson likes this)
Finn Hudson: Love you too. My ears hurting now from holding the phone, but worth it!
Noah Puckerman: Did you do it already, Hudson?
Finn Hudson: You're an idiot.
Rachel Berry: Other than your arms I really don't know what I ever saw in you Noah.
Noah Puckerman: Because I'm the best kisser you ever had?
Santana Lopez: You do have killer arms babe.
Finn Hudson: You like his arms Rach? :(
Santana Lopez: Ooops, you're in trouble munchkin!
Rachel Berry: Noah's arms are insignificant in relation to your cute butt babe. All of you is amazing.
Santana Lopez: tbf, Finn does have some good junk in that trunk!
Rachel Berry: I don't even get why you're on this status, Santana.
Noah Puckerman: Please, Berry, didn't stop you moaning when we were making out!
Rachel Berry: Because I was imagining you were Finn the whole time, you idiot!
Finn Hudson: Ouch that's gotta hurt dude!
Noah Puckerman: I was never you into anyways.
Santana Lopez: Wanna come over Puckerman?
Noah Puckerman: C u in 5!
Kurt Hummel house party cancelled guys! My parents have decided to postpone their honeymoon.
Mike Chang: No way dude!
Kurt Hummel: Yes way!
Finn Hudson: Since when?
Kurt Hummel: Since this morning Finn! My dad was pretty vague but just said they needed to save for something. They wouldn't tell me what though.
Finn Hudson: So where's my mom going to be this weekend?
Kurt Hummel: Er... at home?
Finn Hudson: She's definitely not going on her honeymoon?
Kurt Hummel: Finn, are you even reading what I'm saying! No!
Finn Hudson: So on Saturday evening, my mom's going to be at home?
Kurt Hummel: Probably Finn! This is getting old.
Finn Hudson: Shit.
Finn Hudson:Rachel Berry
Change of plan about weekend, need to speak to you.
Noah Puckerman: I know a motel that charges by the hour, or in your case Hudson, for each fifteen minutes?
Rachel Berry: Did you tell him Finn?
Finn Hudson: Of course I didn't baby! He just guessed!
Rachel Berry: Call me in 5.
Noah Puckerman: You're whipped, dude.
Finn Hudson: Shut it.
Rachel Berry: Is looking forward to Bowling and dinner.
(Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones and 2 others like this)
Finn Hudson: Can't wait babe, let's hope it's better than the first time we went bowling.
Noah Puckerman: What happened to the motel, dude?
Rachel Berry: It will be Finn because you're my boyfriend now! Noah there was never going to be a motel.
Quinn Fabray: What happened the first time you went bowling?
Finn Hudson: err nothing, I promise.
Quinn Fabray: Okay. I am going to stop reading yours and Rachel's statuses because they just confuse me.
Rachel Berry: I won, take that Hudson! Woop!
(Quinn Fabray, Mike Chang, Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman and 26 others like this)
Noah Puckerman: Hudson you are so frickin lame! Berry beat you! She can't even aim straight.
Finn Hudson: I let her dude, she is seriously competitive when it comes to this stuff so I always let her win. Besides she was in a such in a good mood afterwards that we got to third base, which was awesome, so stick it.
Finn Hudson: Shit, I meant to send a private message. How do I delete comments?
Noah Puckerman: Ha!
Finn Hudson: is a dead man walking.
(Noah Puckerman, Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Kurt Hummel and 43 others like this.)
Rachel Berry: Yes, ' baby', you most certainly are.
This was fun to write! I hope you enjoyed reading it. Please read and review if you think I should continue it!