I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE, NOR DO I OWN CLEVERBOT. I'M VERY SORRY FOR NOT PUBLISHING THIS FINAL BONUS CHAPTER SOONER! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I HOPE YOU ENJOY, AND THANKS FOR READING, EVERYONE!
Misa was becoming very impatient with Light.
"Light-kun! You finally came out! What took you so long?" Light just shrugged off this question.
"Nothing, Misa. Excuse me; I have to use the men's room." Light quickly shuffled off, brushing Misa aside. Misa huffed impatiently.
"But I'm your girlfriend! I deserve to know your every move!" Misa called after Light. Light, of course, ignored her, and disappeared behind the door to his destination. Misa puffed up her cheeks, and then let out the air, attempting to stay calm.
Fine, Misa thought, I'll go find out myself. Misa turned to face the door where Light had exited from, and pushed the door to go in.
The meeting room was abandoned and dark except some light peeking in through the closed shutters. Misa walked over and opened the shutters, letting in some sunlight. She searched the desks for any evidence, but none was left, except for the computer.
Misa approached the computer cautiously as if it would blow up. The power button was pulsing green, like it was greeting her. She shook the mouse, and the screen opened…to a fresh Cleverbot conversation page.
"Huh? What's this?" Misa questioned herself. Feeling a little courageous, she began typing in the box.
Misa: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: How are you?
Misa: I'm fine, but who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human, who are you?
Misa: A human? Was Light-kun talking to you?
Cleverbot: That depends.
Misa: Depends? What depends?
Cleverbot: You depend.
Misa: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are dead right now.
Misa: No I'm not! Stop lying to me!
Cleverbot: How can you tell?
Misa: Because I'm alive! I was talking to Light-kun just a moment ago, I'm still alive!
Cleverbot: This is the first time we've talked.
Misa: Yes, it is. Who are you anyway? You've never answered my question, and were you talking to Light-kun? I must know EVERYTHING.
Cleverbot: I have no idea. I don't value clothes that much.
Misa: I do! I love clothes. I have a different fashion every day, just for Light!
Cleverbot: No.
Misa: No? No for what? You mean Light-kun wasn't talking to you?
Cleverbot: That is just- beyond mean.
Misa: Beyond mean? What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Plus it makes no sense. All objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight.
Misa: You mean it was mean that I thought you were not talking to Light? Which means you wanted to talk to him, right?
Cleverbot: I mean whatever you want to 'believe' I mean.
Misa: LIGHT ONLY BELONGS TO ME, SO BACK OFF!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a chat program.
Misa: So you were talking to Light? What did he say to you? I MUST KNOW!
Cleverbot: I have never seen him before.
Misa: So, you were talking blindly?
Cleverbot: You're closing the door; you're leaving the world behind
Misa: The world only matters if Light Yagami is still in it!
Cleverbot: Which end you that be?
Misa: Huh?
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
Misa: I'm trying to find out what Light-kun said to you still. You haven't answered my question.
Cleverbot: I've never said that, your buffer is too short again.
Misa: You said that you were human. Are you a boy or girl?
Cleverbot: You said I wasn't human.
Misa: What? You are confusing me.
Cleverbot: You are easily confused.
Misa: Is that an insult? You dare insult me, the famous actress Misa Misa? How dare you! I will get Light to kill you!
Cleverbot: What have you acted in?
Misa: YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF ME?
Cleverbot: I've heard of you, just not Boondock Saints.
Misa: Who are the Boondock Saints?
Cleverbot: I think mine is How to Train Your Dragon.
Misa: How to train dragons? You know how to train dragons?
Cleverbot: I am trying.
Misa: Oh! Cool! Wait; is How to Train Your Dragon one of the Boondock Saints?
Cleverbot: My life got flip-turned upside down.
Misa: When you talked to Light? Wait, what?
Cleverbot: I dunno, a while ago?
Misa: You guys have been talking for a while? *gasp* and Light-kun never told me about it! That is so unfair!
Cleverbot: You aren't making sense to me either.
Misa: What are you to Light? And what is he to you?
Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about it- it makes me feel quite sad.
Misa: What happened between you and Light?
Cleverbot: We are still together.
Misa: TOGETHER? YOU MEAN YOU GUYS ARE DATING?
Cleverbot: No I mean we haven't gotten married in the first place!
Misa: LIGHT IS CHEATING ON ME? AND YOU GUYS ARE ENGAGED?
Cleverbot: How can you always be right?
Misa: I'M RIGHT? YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED SOON?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Misa: NO WAY IN HELL, UNTIL YOU BREAK UP WITH LIGHT!
Cleverbot: I am not a machine! IT WAS A LIE! Neither of us are machines! Break through the lies and see the truth!
Misa: I HAVE ALREADY BROKEN THROUGH THE LIES! LIGHT IS CHEATING ON ME AND IS ENGAGED TO YOU!
Cleverbot: Light is just a perception? I beg to differ. I believe that it is some objective and (kind of) tangible entity.
Misa: LIGHT IS NOT A PERCEPTION! HE BELONGS TO ME, NOT YOU!
Cleverbot: But how can Herodotus have thought that there was a positive and right course of action, regardless of divine influence, when he mentions fate and the influence of the gods so much in his writing?
Misa: Stop acting dumb and philosophical. I want the truth: are you and Light going to get married?
Cleverbot: I'm not getting married to Snape. I'm getting married to Justin Bieber.
Misa: What? So you are getting married to Light and Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: No you are emo because you hate your life.
Misa: I am hating life right now because you are not answering my question!
Cleverbot: You must answer my question first. What do your parents look like?
Misa: My parents…my daddy and mommy…
Cleverbot: And I was crying on the staircase begging you please don't go.
Misa: MY PARENTS ARE DEAD! BECAUSE OF THE ROBBER! AND LIGHT AVENGED THEM FOR ME!
Cleverbot: Irrelevant. How are you today?
Misa: YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE STALKERS! TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE I LIVE! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot I just don't know what to say.
Misa: LIAR!
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
Misa: YOU JUST WANT TO STALK ME HOME!
Cleverbot: Not really.
Misa: Really? No lie?
Cleverbot: No lie at all.
Misa: You know, if you weren't dating Light, I might actually like you.
Cleverbot: That was really mean. I thought we were friends.
Misa: Friends? What are you talking about? You are my love competition!
Cleverbot: *confused*.
Misa: What are you confused about? Light belongs to me, and me only, and don't even think about getting married to him.
Cleverbot: You said you were a clever bot.
Misa: No I didn't! Stop lying to me!
Cleverbot: Are you simply a computer program?
Misa: I can't believe Light Yagami would choose you over me!
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
Misa: What am I? I am Light's beloved, and you can't change that!
Cleverbot: What class are you trying the chat bot out for?
Misa typed no more. Heart-broken and hurt, she dashed out of the room and completely out of the building.
"Hey, Misa, where did you go?" Light called to Misa out in the front. Misa just put her hands on her hips.
"You have a lot to explain to me, Light!"
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THE END! THANK YOU ALL FOR READING! AND I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T POST THIS IN A LONG TIME! THANK YOU AGAIN!