This is partially based off of my BookFace Stories. In the second chapter(will be included onward) there are many kinky things done by Blaine and Kurt. Here's the list
1. Had Sex in Finn's room... On his bed... and sheets. Thoroughly scarring him for life. Note: Finn gets home ten minutes earlier than promised
2. Having, loud, passionate first time sex knowing Wes was in the next room... and that there were very, very thin walls. Note: Even Wes's girlfriend isn't that loud.
3. Had sex on the piano in the Warblers Practice Room... Five minutes before class. Note: David goes to Warblers a little early.
4. Had sex on the counter where food is placed in the cafeteria. Dude, people have to eat there. Note: Jarrett likes to snack around 2:30
5. Had sex in the men's bathroom at Burt's wedding. Note: Men do not like walking in on that. Especially Kurt's dad
6. Had oral sex in the New Directions Practice Room. Neither of you guys even go there! Note: Mr. Schuester spends his free time in his office. Which has clear windows... in the chorus room.
7. Had sex in the parking lot of Walmart... Not in the car. ON it. Note: Mercedes goes to Walmart a lot
8. Had sex in Pucks house... while they were having a Disney movie marathon. Note: Rachel's the only on that noticed. She's used to finding her dad's doing it: her dad wearing a skirt like Kurt did.
9. Blaine gave Kurt a blow job in Mike's house. Note: How did you even get in there?
10. Had sex under the mistletoe in the commons room... Note: That's not what mistletoe means
11. Had sex at David's Christmas Party... In the tiny, tiny bathtub Note: You guys have sex a lot... Don't you ever get tired of it?
12. Sex in the storage closet on the second floor. And you taped it. And sent it to Santana. Note: Her mom found it and confiscated it... Santana has her suspicions of what her mom does with it
13. Oral sex. During English. You thought people didn't notice? John definitely noticed. Note: John is now questioning his sexuality]
Note: This all happened in three days... Sex addicts.
Kurt chuckled and balled up the piece of paper that had been shoved under Blaine's and his door this morning. Blaine took it from him and threw it in the trash before crashing his lips to his taller, younger boyfriend. Their hands weaved in each others hair.
Blaine gasped out, "Brittany's tonight?"
Kurt nodded. "I was thinking something with blindfolds, rope and something to shove in my mouth?" Blaine smirked. "And by that I meant a sock or something!"
Wow. Kinda different for me, but I like Dirty Kurt and Blaine. It's not that long, but it entertained me a lot... and I hope it'll entertain you...
R&R?