Cats With Guns

Firestar found a flamethrower one day in the forest, and lots of other cats in all da clans dat went patrolling or hunting found guns too!

All the cats started arguing about who had the best weapon, and then cherrykit walked over to them all and boasted: " I have a Colt Python with .45 Magnum bullets! On /reviews, they said its one of the best guns eva!"

"O yeah, well I have an MG-3!" Squirrelflight replied.

" How do you even carry the damn thing, cos their HUGE!" Firestar replied

"I just use the flip stand on the bottom, duphus!"

" I think TDI Vectors are the best though" Jayfeather shouted above the other cats "cos they have laser sights and you can switch between semi automatic and fully automatic!"

"Oh yeah? Well I'm your leader, and I say that flamethrowers are the best, so there!" Firestar yowled.

"technically, you cant class them as guns, because they just throw flaming gas out at people, and they dont actually shoot bullets." Ivypaw explained pompously."

"My new ARX-160 RULEZ the cat world yo! Its the best of the best of the best in the midwest!" molekit rapped, then beatboxed randomly for a while.

"Ain't u a bit young to be messing around with a gun that has a grenade launcher and has a fully automatic firing system?" Poppyfrost mewed to her son. " Why dont you go and play with this little colt 1911 pistol I found laying around in the nursery?"

"Awwwwwwwww...wwwww"

"Its silenced, and it makes it sound like a lazer pistol!"

"COOL!" Cherrykit and molekit jinxed, and ran to the nursery to find their silenced colt.

"I said that to get em to stop messing with guns. Only us adult cats should be aloud those things, ya know?" Poppyfrost whispered to the other cats.