Viktor Reznov facts

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Sgt. Reznov will beat his ass and take it.

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Sgt. Reznovaurus.

Sgt. Reznov owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets

What many people dont know is Sgt. Reznov is the founder of planned parenthood. Not even unborn children can escape his wrath.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Sgt. Reznov's fist.

Sgt. Reznov once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.