Hey, The Jonny T Factor here, and you know, I felt like writing something completely random. And what else could be more random than the Nostalgia Critic and Charlie the Unicorn. Well, I thought the two should come together. I hope you enjoy this completely random story.
I do not own the Nostalgia Critic, Charlie the Unicorn, or any other web series listed.
We open to the Nostalgia Critic sitting in the middle of the room.
"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic." the Critic introduces himself, "I remember it so you don't have to. You know, I've put this off long enough. A lot of the viewers have requested it for so long. Well, guess what. I'm gonna review it. I'm going to review the wrost movie I've ever seen. But I want you to know, I'm taking a huge risk by doing this. My doctors have informed me that if I do this, I will most likely become brain dead. So, let's dig into this piece of shit movie! Let's dig into..."
"Critic..." a fainted voice calls out. The Critic stops and looks around the room, but found nothing.
"The fuck was that?" the Critic questions, confused, "Oh well. Let's dig into..."
"Critic..." another fainted voice calls. The Critic looks around again, but there still was nothing.
"Hello?" the Critic calls out, but there still was no answer, "Okaaay... let's dig into..."
A flash blinds the Critic the camera turns to see two animated unicorns. One of them was light pink and the other one was light blue.
"CRITIC!" the blue unicorn yells.
"JESUS!" the Critic screams in surprise.
"Critic, you must come with us to save Charlie!" the pink unicorn states.
"Wait, aren't you those two unicorns from those videos on Youtube?" the Critic questions.
"Yes, Critic." the pink unicorn answers.
"I don't remember dropping Acid today." the Critic says to himself, wondering.
"We come from the world of Youtube and Filmcow." the blue unicorn explains.
"And Filmcow?" the Critic questions, confused.
"Yes, our creator has us located on two sites." the pink unicorn informs.
"Oh, well, what are you guys doing here?" the Critic questions.
"We need your help to save Charlie!" the pink unicorn answers.
"He's been kidnapped!" the blue unicorn adds, "Sparkle, spark, sparkle!" The blue unicorn starts to float in the air, then returns back to the ground. The Critic watches with wide eyes.
"We need your help!" the pink unicorn repeats.
"How am I suppost to help?" the Critic questions.
"We need your awesome power of criticism!" the blue unicorn answers, "For only a critic is strong enough to save Charlie!"
"I can give you a gun." the Critic informs, holding out his handgun, "Will that work?"
"Silly Critic." the blue unicorn replies, "No firearm can defeat the great evil that has taken Charlie."
"A gun won't work, but a guy who just reviews old cartoons and movies will." the Critic says, nodding, "ROB! Have you been drugging my coffee again?"
"We must go, Critic!" the pink unicorn states, holding up some kind of remote. It presses the button on it and all three of them are teleported away.
All of a sudden, the three appear in another universe. The Critic opens his eyes, only to find himself in a kitchen.
"Where the hell are we?" the Critic questions, "This doesn't look like the setting in your videos."
"It isn't." one of the unicorns replies. The Critic looks over to see that the unicorns were in real life form.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" the Critic screams, "WHAT HAPPENED?"
"We must have come to a different universe!" the blue unicorn informs.
"But why are you real?" the Critic questions, "You weren't real in my universe!"
"In your universe, cartoons are real too." the pink unicorn informs, "In this universe they aren't. Look at you, Critic. You're not even human." The Critic looks down to find that he is a carrot.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" the Critic screams in girly voice.
"Wow, I've never seen a screaming carrot before, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!" states a annoying voice. The Critic looks over to find a horrible sight.
"OH NO, WE'RE IN THE ANNOYING ORANGE VIDEOS!" the Critic yells in horror.
"I have my own videos?" Orange questions, "Cool! Hi, Me! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!"
"We have to get out of here!" the Critic states.
"I like this universe." the pink unicorn informs.
"Yeah, let's stay longer." the blue unicorn agrees.
"KNIFE!" the Critic yells.
"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" the two unicorns scream. The pink unicorn presses the button on the remote again. The three teleport away.
"Hey, Knife isn't here!" Orange states, "Oh well. Screaming carrot, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!"
The three appear in other universe. The Critic was now a blue figure, with no facial features. He still had his facial hair, his shirt, his coat, his tie, and his hat. The unicorns were now plastic.
"Where are we now?" the Critic questions.
"We're in Klay World, Critic!" the blue unicorn answers, "A magical world of happiness and wonder!" The Critic looks over to see two more blue figures.
"I'm a murderer!" one figure yells, then pulls out a gun and shoots the other.
"We're gone!" the Critic states, grabbing the remote and pressing another button. The three teleport away.
The three appear in a black pitch black room.
"Did I do something wrong?" the Critic questions, "Why is it so dark?" The lights flip on, revealing Rick Astley behind them.
"We're no strangers to love!" Rick Astley sings.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" all three of them scream. The Critic presses the button again. The three teleport away.
The three appear in a animated world. The Critic was now animated.
"We're here!" the blue unicorn states.
"You know, I always wanted to be a cartoon." the Critic informs.
"There's no time!" the pink unicorn replies, "We have to save Charlie!"
Hope you liked the first chapter. Please Review. Thanks.