A/N: I was sitting in my history class today and randomly decided to update this fic so I AM BACK. YAY.
Also, as I looked at some of these questions/my answers I feel a need to point out that this is fictitious. Don't actually listen to Bakura haha.
Thanks for the reviews and don't forget to ask questions.
Here're questions I'd like to ask Bakura: What is a creative way to torture someone? Do you torture Ryo?
And here are some questions for Ryo and Marik if he's there: How do you deal with psycho fan girls? Did you know people ship the two of you? And what are your reactions?
From, Raven
Dear Raven,
Hanging them upside down by their toes is always a fun way to go. That, or I always enjoy some knife play. I torture Ryo from time to time, he complains about it a lot but I don't think I'm that bad.
-Bakura
I love all my fangirls equally. Its not their fault that my abs are just that fabulous. As for this 'shipping', I'm far too fun for him. I have my sights set on another.
-Marik
People think we should be together? I mean, I guess we could make a good couple?
-Ryo
Dear Florence,
Who's prettier, Elsa the Snow Queen or Anna?
-Mariklover222
Dear Mariklover222,
If she would have used her ice powers for something useful like world domination I would say Elsa. However, I find them both annoying.
-Bakura
Dear king of epic darkness and badassery
My ex-friends think I'm crazy and have all abandoned me to be friends with the bitch squad. Sure I hang out with the evil guys behind the academy. I HATE IT HERE. The bloody fucking bitches of this place they have banned every single fucking piece of electronics. Wait I have to ask a question sooo should me and the guys murder the bitch squad
From, Nevernoted
Dear Nevernoted,
I appreciate the title, definitely fits better than that damn Florence name people keep calling me. I never say no to a good murder. Go for it. Remember the key to a good murder is to be yourself and have fun, and cause lots of bleeding.
-Bakura
Dear Bakura, There is an annoying girl at work who likes to set me up to look bad. How do I "care for" her without getting caught.
P.S. let me know if you want help planning for your worldly conquest. I'd be happy to a lodge and have an army of flying monkeys to help as well ;)
From, noiritesse
Dear noirtesse,
Poison. It should work and hopefully won't get traced back to you. If it does get traced back, well, you'll have to decide if that's a risk worth taking. Thanks for the offer, I plan to conquer alone but the flying monkeys are definitely an interesting idea.
-Bakura
Dear Fluffy the Wicked One,
If you had a lightsaber would you use it to kill people or are you too attached to your knives? It seems like you've got a thing for torture and blood and gore so I wondered if maybe that would be too neat for you, and you like blades for their messiness. Also stop hating on Marik. I like him. He's almost half as awesome as you (doesn't sound that impressive I know but taking into account just how awesome you are that still makes him pretty awesome). One more thing... I will believe you if you tell me you don't have romantic feelings for Ryou but all that about not liking him at all is a load of crap. Admit it you have a soft spot when it comes to your hikari.
-Pleasedonthurtmeforcallingyoufluffy
P.S. I agree that the Pharaoh is annoying but not nearly as much as some other characters (Tea) you and ryou are easily the best though I like Seto too.
Dear Pleasdonthurtmeforcallingyoufluffy,
I'll hunt you down for calling me fluffy. It may be two years later but I will find you. To answer your question, I might use the lightsaber for torture but I do like my knives a lot. I like to mix it up on occasion, even knives can get boring sometimes. I'll never stop hating Marik, I hate everyone. Lastly, my hikari is a weak, sad, pathetic individual and I definitely do not like him. Nope. Not even an ounce.
-Bakura
Bakura,
I just had the chance to kill my dad a few days ago. Now I'm wondering if I should have done it. Help?
CandyFiend
Dear CandyFiend,
I never say no to fun like that so yes you should have.
-Bakura
Dear Bakura,
angel/devil?
XD
From, Uqluiorra12345
Dear Uqluiorra12345,
Ahahahahhahahhahahahaha Devil.
-Bakura
Dear Lord of the Shadows and also Lord of Thievery (aka, Lord Bakura and Lord Touzoku-ou/Akefia),
Do either of you take on apprentices? You both have skills I would like to learn! I'll even pay for lessons!
Dear Ryou,
Why is your hair that long? I mean, I like it and all, but you left me wondering why... Your appearance reminds me a bit of Riku from the game series Kingdom Hearts (who kicks $$).
Just wondering,
Overshadowed Medallion
Dear Overshadowed Medallion,
I don't need a lowly person such as you following me around all the time, I already have Ryou for that. Even if you paid me. Practice makes perfect. Go out and try out your evil skills.
-Bakura
I just like my hair this length. Bakura hates it which is secretly a plus too.
-Ryo