A/N: Yes, I am back. No, I'm not dead.

Disclaimer: I don't own.

Sam smiled to herself as she re-read Rona's note. This was perfect. It was absolutely perfect. Sam knew that they were going to freak her out. The only question was, how were they going to do this? They definitely had the upperhand here.

The bell rang, signaling that class was over, and Sam bolted out the door. She had to find Freddie and tell him about this.

At Freddie's...

"She WHAT?" Freddie laughed.

"Read the note." Sam said, shoving the note in his face for the third time.

Freddie re-read the note and laughed. "So...she wants you...to dress up as a boy...and try to seduce me into breaking up with my boyfriend...which is you...who is my girlfriend." Freddie laughed.

"Exactly."

Freddie laughed. He laughed and he laughed and he laughed until his side hurt. His entire self was on the floor, holding his sides in laughter.

"It's not that funny." Sam grumbled.

Freddie looked at her. Sam immediately snickered, and then laughed as well, clutching her sides and rolling around with her boyfriend on the floor.

"It's not funny!"

"Yes it is!"

"But it's not fun to laugh at other people!"

"Yes it is!"

"But!"

"Yes!"

They continued to laugh and laugh until Mrs. Benson came home.

"Samantha? What are you doing here?" she asked, putting away some groceries.

"Huh? Oh, nothing. I just...had to talk to Freddie about something. I'll talk to you later, okay?" she asked.

Freddie nodded. "Sure thing." he said.

Sam smiled and waved to Ms. Benson. "See ya, Ms. B." she said, leaving the apartment.

...

"Freddie?" Marissa asked.

"Yeah, mom?" he replied.

"Is...there something you want to tell me?" Marissa asked again.

"Uh...no. Not...particularly." he responded, confused.

Marissa looked fed up.

"Why didn't you TELL ME that you were GAY?" she yelled.

The color immediately fell from Freddie's face.

...

"Hey Mel?" Sam asked over the phone to her twin sister.

"Yeah, what's up, Sammy?" Mel asked.

"One, never call me that. Two...do you think that you can come down soon? I have something in mind..."

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A/N: Lol. Sorry it was so short. I'm going to try to update tomorrow, if my computer will let me. I've tried to upload this thing all day. Whatever. REVIEW!