Alphabet
A is for Aperture,
B is for bed.
C is for cake,
D is for dread.
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E's an experiment,
F is for fire.
G is for GLaDOS,
From whom you've drawn ire.
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H is for hostile,
I's what you see.
J is for jumping,
K is for knees.
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L's for cube love,
M is for mate.
N is for no-one,
Who can save you from fate.
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O is for orange,
Your shirt I mean.
P is for perched,
A security cam gleam.
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Q is for questions,
R is for rage.
What you feel for S,
Entering the next test stage.
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T is for turret,
U I don't know.
It doesn't matter,
'Case w's for woe.
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X is for xeno,
Which is how you feel.
Trapped in these chambers,
Don't know what's real.
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Y is for you,
Z is for zero.
Which is what you are,
A far cry from hero.
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Twenty-six letters,
Which will be your death?
I suppose we'll find out,
In one of these tests.