"We need to think up a plan, and fast!" I said, trying hard to think of something that would help us In this situation but I came up blank.

"Are they just going to keep hovering there?" asked Ron completely ignoring the rest of us panicking.

"Oh shut up Ron! We need to figure out a plan or else all our fictional AU stories will be gone!" exclaimed Hermione.

"Oh dear dead god we can't let that happen" said Alex and K together.

"Give it up Voldemort! You can't win, I'll bring in Joe Walker if I have to and he is one tough son of a bitch!" I shouted at him.

Voldemort brought his broom down to the floor of the Hogwarts Hallway, everyone except me and Harry took a few steps backwards. He stood up tall to face me looking down over his non-existent nose.

"Joe Walker could never face me, I'm the dark lord" said Voldemort threateningly.

"No I'm the dark lord" Joe Walker ran in with Lauren Lopez on his back, she jumped off and landing in a fighting position. Joe Walker, in one fluid motion jumped up and smacked Voldemort across the face.

"Oh, Joe Walker just played you!" I told him (Oh the punnyness) Voldemort lay on the ground shocked holding his face where he had been slapped.

"Eso es lo que te pasa, idiota estúpido, feo" said Lauren, then jumped back on Joe's back.

"Thanks guys!" I told them.

"No problem, we still on for out rollerblading date?" asked Joe.

"Course, don't forget to tell Brian Rosenthall to bring the protein shakes, falcon eggs and rocks" I reminded him, Joe nodded.

"I know, I know" he said and then him and Lauren rode out of the castle.

"Oh my god" said Alex

"THAT WAS JOE WALKER AND LAUREN LOPEZ OH MY GOD!" shouted K, her and Alex started freaking out, I just smirked after all I know the entire cast on a personal level.

"Enough of this nonsense!" screeched Voldemort "It's time to get rid of the stupid mudblood who has caused me so much distress, he began to shout a word I didn't understand, I braced myself for whatever would happen next when I heard a loud sound next to me followed by Malfoy screaming "NOOOOO"

He leaped in front of me causing him to be hit with the curse instead of me.

"MALFOY!" I cried and knelt down next to him, he looked even more pale than usual and was growing more so by the second. "Malfoy stop kidding around and get up right now" I ordered "Get back up right now!"

Everyone was looking at me sympatheticly while Harry began punching Voldemort in the face multiple times, I guess the rest of the death eaters were arguing over who was the biggest Zeffron fan. Malfoy wasn't getting back up he was just lying there.

"I'm sorry" he whispered before closing his eyes.

"Damn you" I said "Damn you, you damn fool, damn you and your big damn heart" I said angrily, I looked down at my hands and then had an idea.

"Get me the computer!" I shouted at them, Alex and K ran to get it while Fred and George jut ran into to each other, and I'm pretty sure Hermione and Ron left to make-out.

Alex wrestled the computer from Voldemort while Harry was still punching him, but he was strong to K went up and kicked him straight in the crotch and he finally let go. Alex tossed me the computer and I quickly opened it to a new page and began to write.

The stunningly beautiful and talented Snow sat by the idiotic pompous prat that was Malfoy. I wrote the next part gagging Though she wouldn't admit it she was actually in love with the pure-blood and would have a broken heart if he left her. Sensing this, Malfoy managed to pull himself from the depths of wherever he was and return to Snow, whom he loved more than anything for obvious reasons.

Malfoy began to wake up, opening one eye after another, I thru my arms around him in a tight embrace, he was very surprised by the sudden act of affection but returned the hug nonetheless. We sat there hugging while the rest of the people read what I had written.

"That doesn't even make any sense!" exclaimed Hermione "At least in the seventh book Harry's return made sense!"

"What return?" asked Harry, Hermione waved him off.

"AH HA!" shouted Fred, George, Alex and K.

"We knew it, didn't we Fred?" asked George.

"We sure did George, we knew it since day one" said Fred.

"No you didn't" I said releasing Malfoy "The first day all I could do was shout at Malfoy to Shut up when he scared away my readers!"

"We still-" started George

"Knew it" finished Fred.

"Well, I guess we are reaching the end, put Voldemort on a rocket ship to Mars, Rumbleroar will straighten him out" I ordered the golden trio.

"Well if it's almost the end that means that next chapter will have-"
started Fred

"A dance number!" finished Fred.

"Yep, okay review people" I said

"No, don't" smirked Malfoy

"Shut it Malfoy, and watch Starship all you Starkiders and also all you non Starkiders why hasn't you watched A very potter musical yet. For readers you guys sure are dumb asses sometimes"