Kurt Hummel and Blaine Adams are now friends.
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Finn Hudson Kurt Hummel: Who's Blaine?
Kurt Hummel: A friend, Finn.
Santana Lopez: A friend with benefits, right, Hummel?
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Finn Hudson and Blaine Adams are now friends.
Kurt Hummel: Since when? You don't even know each other!
Finn Hudson: Any friend of yours should be a friend of mine.
Kurt Hummel: No. Not true.

Blaine Adams Kurt Hummel: Wanna come over later? I found this Harry Potter musical online that I know you'd love!
Kurt Hummel: I'm so there! What time?
Blaine Adams: Get here for 7pm!
Santana Lopez: Use protection, boys.
(Noah Puckersaurus and 2 more like this.)
Kurt Hummel: Shut up, Santana.

Kurt Hummel needs to learn to sign out of his Facebook. Lucky for him, I'm a nice person. Love, Blaine Adams! :D
(Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrams, Finn Hudson and 9 more people like this.)

Kurt Hummel hates Blaine Adams.
Blaine Adams: No you don't.
Kurt Hummel: Yes I do.
Blaine Adams: No you don't.
Kurt Hummel: Yes I do.
Noah Puckersaurus: Get a room and stop clogging up my news feed!
(Artie Abrams likes this.)

Blaine Adams Kurt Hummel: Tonight was fun. Wanna come over again soon? x
Kurt Hummel: Talk in Facebook chat! x

Mercedes Jones Kurt Hummel: Call me as soon as you can! I need to know everything!
Kurt Hummel: About what?
Mercedes Jones: Don't play dumb, you know what I'm talking about.
(Blaine Adams likes this.)

Brittany is confused.
Santana Lopez: About what, babe?
Brittany : I don't know how to turn my computer on.
Santana Lopez: Sweetie, it is on.
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Kurt Hummel and Blaine Adams are now in a relationship.
(Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez, Tina C and 5 more people like this.)
Mercedes Jones: FINALLY!
Quinn Fabray: How cute. :)
Rachel Berry: Kurt, I hope you know what you're doing. Don't forget the fiasco!
Santana Lopez: Shut up, Berry!
(Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson and 4 more people like this.)
Rachel Berry: Finn! How could you like what Santana just said to me?
Finn Hudson: Sorry, Rach, but she has a point. Leave Kurt alone. :)
(Kurt Hummel and Blaine Adams like this.)
Rachel Berry: :(
Kurt Hummel: Can you continue your argument somewhere other than in the comments of my relationship status please?

Artie Abrams, Tina C, Brittany , Mike Chang and 6 more people are now friends with Blaine Adams.
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Kurt Hummel has ice on his shoulder and doesn't know how much more of this he can take.
Blaine Adams: Is it still bad at McKinley, babe?
Kurt Hummel: Yes. :(
Sam Evans: We've got your back, Kurt.
(Mike Chang, Artie Abrams and Noah Puckersaurus like this.)
Kurt Hummel: Thank you. :)

Sam Evans and Quinn Fabray are in a relationship.
(Mercedes Jones and Tina C like this.)
Santana Lopez: Congratulations. She's very fertile.
Quinn Fabray: Shut up, Boobs McGee!

Kurt Hummel has changed schools to Dalton Academy.

Artie Abrams Kurt Hummel: McKinley wont be the same without you. :(
Brittany : The halls wont be as pretty. :(
Kurt Hummel: I'm sorry, guys. :(

Mercedes Jones Kurt Hummel: I miss you so much already. :'(
Kurt Hummel: I'm so sorry, 'Cedes. Love you. X
Mercedes Jones: Love you too. X

Rachel Berry Finn Hudson: Why have you been ignoring me?

Santana Lopez wants the world to know that Finn Hudson is good in bed. That is all.
Rachel Berry: And how would you know?
Santana Lopez: Oh, did he not tell you about the time I took his V card?
(Noah Puckersaurus likes this.)

Rachel Berry is heartbroken. :'(
Kurt Hummel: Come over if you want. Me and Blaine are watching Disney films and eating ice cream.
That's the cure for a broken heart, right?
Rachel Berry: No. That would mean seeing Finn.

Finn Hudson is sorry.
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Finn Hudson Rachel Berry: Please talk to me! I'm sorry!
Rachel Berry: Leave me alone.

Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson are no longer in a relationship.
Artie Abrams: Oh shit. :(
Kurt Hummel: Dislike.

Blaine Adams loves his boyfriend.
Kurt Hummel: I should hope so. I'm very loveable.
(Mercedes Jones and Blaine Adams likes this.)
Blaine Adams: Aren't you going to say it back?
Blaine Adams: Kurt?
Blaine Adams: :(

Kurt Hummel is dying of laughter. Sorry Blaine Adams. :')
Blaine Adams: You still haven't said it back. :(
Kurt Hummel: Of course I love you!
(Blaine Adams likes this.)
Blaine Adams: :D

Brittany likes ducks.
Noah Puckersaurus: I misread this. ;)
(Santana Lopez likes this.)
Brittany : I don't get it.

Kurt Hummel wants to wish McKinley High's New Directions good luck at Sectionals tomorrow.
(Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray and 7 more people like this.)
Rachel Berry: Same to the Warblers!
(Blaine Adams likes this.)

Blaine Adams Congratulations to the McKinley High's New Directions for their incredible performance at sectionals. Worthy winners.
(Rachel Berry and 10 more people like this.)
Rachel Berry: Your performance of Hey Soul Sister was no doubt a highlight, Blaine. Your glee club are very talented.
(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Artie Abrams can't get Hey Soul Sister out of his head thanks to Blaine Adams!
Blaine Adams: Sorry. :')

Finn Hudson Rachel Berry: Even if you don't want to be my girlfriend anymore, can we at least be friends? I miss you. :(
(Kurt Hummel likes this.)
Rachel Berry: Facebook chat? X

Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry are now in a relationship.
(Kurt Hummel, Blaine Adams and 7 more people like this.)
Artie Abrams: Woo!

Kurt Hummel and Blaine Adams have changed schools to McKinley High School.
(Mercedes Jones and 10 more people like this.)
Mercedes Jones: OH MY GOD! :D :D
Artie Abrams: Is this for real? :D
Kurt Hummel: Yes! :D
Finn Hudson: Does this mean you're moving home!
Kurt Hummel: Yes. :D
Finn Hudson: Woo!
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Rachel Berry Blaine Adams: I want to be the first to welcome you to McKinley High School and formally offer you a position in the New Directions. Your performance at Sectionals was good and we would need your voice.
Noah Puckersaurus: Rach, did you just say he had a good voice without saying he was s sharp or whatever?
Rachel Berry: Yes.
Noah Puckersaurus: Holy shit.
(Kurt Hummel and Blaine Adams likes this.)
Blaine Adams: I would be honoured, Rachel. :)
(Kurt Hummel likes this.)

Blaine Adams thinks he's gonna like it at McKinley.
(Kurt Hummel and 11 other people likes this.)

I tried my best. :') Reviews would be rather lovely...