Hehe, Tuffin. xDDD

I was walking to the mall, ready to spend some money. Something caught my eye and stopped me on the way. I bet you're thinking it's a boy, but it was not. It was at Condor's Bakery, which was owned by Mr. Condor.

I stared, and stared, and stared. What I was staring at was no other than an ordinary muffin. I take that back, it wasn't ordinary. It was special.

The muffin was light brown with little M&Ms surrounding it. The different colors of the delicious dessert made the muffin stand out from all the other muffins.

I walked into the bakery, still endlessly staring at the muffin.

"How can I help you?" The cashier asked.

"I would like that muffin in the window, please." I answered the guy.

While I was waiting for him to answer, my phone buzzed. It was probably Sonny, so I ignored it,

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you that muffin." He finally said softly.

"WHAT? GIVE ME THAT MUFFIN!" I paused, then grabbed his shirt, lifting him off the ground. "give me the muffin. NOW."

The constant yelling frightened him, so he finally gave in and gave me the muffin.

"There...it's free..." The guy said, still scared.

I smiled, then gladly took the muffin.

With the muffin in my hand, I walked out of the bakery. I was still staring at it. It was just so handsome.

As planned, I went to the mall. The only thing unplanned was that I was going with the love of my life.

"Hmmm." I giggled. "Mrs. Tawni Muffin."

The automatic door opened as we walked into the mall.

I stared at the muffin, then kissed it. People were staring, but I didn't know what their problem was. They just didn't know what "love at first sight" meant.

"I love you, Muffin." I assured him, and walked away from the laughing.

xD
Tuffin FTW.