Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Penguins of Madagascar. They all belong to Dreamworks and Nickelodeon.

"Yes! It's done! After several weeks of hard work it's finally done!" Kowalski shouted. It was midnight in the penguins' HQ.

Kowalski had been working on an invention for the past three weeks in secret. He didn't want anyone else to find out about it. At least, not yet.

It was a wish granter. Unlike many other wish granters in movies, this one had unlimited wishes. Anyone who held it could make as many wishes as they wanted. Plus, it was nearly indestructible.

It was a fairly small device. It was egg shaped, made out of metal, and about the size of a small laptop.

Kowalski was exhausted. He had stayed up for hours and his eyes were red.

He wanted to make sure the wisher was in a safe place where no one could get to it while he was sleeping. He locked it up in a heavy duty safe, and then went to bed.

"Ah! Good morning sunshine!" Kowalski said grinning as he woke up and went over to the safe.

Private yawned and stretched in his bunk, then rubbed his eyes. He looked over at Kowalski who was opening the safe and taking out the wisher. Then he got out of the bed and walked over to him.

"Kowalski, what's that?" Private asked.

"Huh? What's what?" Kowalski said frantically hiding the wisher behind his back.

"That thing you're hiding behind your back!" Private exclaimed pointing at Kowalski.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Kowalski said smiling nervously.

"Well if you won't tell me what it is, I'll just get Skipper and ask him," Private said as he headed towards Skipper's bunk.

"No! Don't! Skipper doesn't have to get involved in this," Kowalski said laughing nervously. "I'll tell you what it is! Just don't wake up Skipper!"

"Well all right. What is it?" Private asked.

"It's a wish granter! You just have to hold it and make a wish, then it will come true!" Kowalski said showing it to Private.

"Really? That's neat!" Private said.

"Uh huh," Kowalski nodded.

"How many wishes can you make?" Private asked.

"As many as you want! The device is designed to have unlimited wishes!" Kowalski explained.

"Neat! May I try it?" Private asked reaching out for it.

"No! In the wrong hands this could be very dangerous!" Kowalski warned.

"Aw come on! I'm just going to wish for some silly putty!" Private said.

"I'll wish it for you then," Kowalski said.

"No! I want to do it myself!" Private complained.

Skipper turned over in his sleep and mumbled something.

Kowalski sighed. "Oh all right! Just don't wake up Skipper!" He whispered as he handed the wisher to Private.

"Yay! I wish for some silly putty!" Private said quietly. The wisher glowed for a minute and then stopped. On the ground in front of Private was a red silly putty egg. "Yes! It worked!" Private cheered.

"Now give me back my wisher!" Kowalski demanded.

"Here you go!" Private said as he picked up the egg. He opened it and took out the lump of pink silly putty, pulling and stretching it. "Oh, this is so fun!" He giggled.

"Now would you mind playing with that somewhere else? I don't want Skipper to wake up and see you playing with it!" Kowalski growled.

"Why do you care if he sees it?" Private asked.

"Because he'll ask where you got it, and I don't want him to find out about the wisher," Kowalski replied.

"But if he asks I'll just tell him I got it someplace else," Private responded.

"He'll be suspicious. It's not that easy for a penguin to find silly putty in a zoo. Just take it somewhere else!" Kowalski yelled.

"Fine! You're so mean!" Private said frowning at Kowalski as he walked away.

"Finally, he's gone! Now I can play around with my invention!" Kowalski chuckled to himself. He took the wisher in his lab and thought of what he could wish for.

"Hm, I wish for a pair of noise canceling headphones," Kowalski said. The wisher glowed and then stopped, and there were a pair of headphones on Kowalski's head. "Now I need to test them out."

He walked over to the room that Private was in. "Private! I just wished for some noise canceling headphones, and I need to see if they work. Say something! No, yell something!" Kowalski said.

"Um, HI KOWALSKI!" Private shouted.

"What was that?" Kowalski asked.

"I said, HI KOWALSKI!" Private repeated.

"One more time?" Kowalski asked.

"HI KOWALKSI!" Private yelled as loud as he could.

"Yes! They work! This is my greatest invention ever! I can wish for anything in the universe!" Kowalski cheered. He danced around the room.

"Um, okay then. I'm going to play with my silly putty!" Private said as he went back to playing with it.

"Well, I guess I'll go back to my lab now. See you later Private!" Kowalski said waving.

A few minutes after Kowalski left the room, Skipper walked in. "Private, where did you get that silly putty?" He asked.

"Oh, Kowalski made this invention that grants wishes. I wished for some silly putty!" Private said without thinking.

"A wish granter? Kowalski invented a wish granter? Why didn't he tell me?" Skipper yelled.

"Oh, did I say wish granter? I meant a silly putty machine! It makes silly putty!" Private said laughing nervously.

"Nice try Private. Kowalski thinks he can hide his invention from me? Well, just wait until I get my hands on it!" Skipper said.

A/N: If you have any suggestions on what characters should wish for, leave it in a review! Also, please tell me what you think of this story so far!

P.S. I was playing with silly putty when I wrote this. :D