This started as a title in my head, and I knew I had to write it. Please read, and then review! The CBI team is at a crime scene, and Lisbon decides that they're going to need help on this one, so she calls the only person she thinks will be able to help them out...and gets the eleventh doctor.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Doctor Who or The Mentalist.

"Dead. You're sure?"

"Doctor, would I be calling you if I was?"

"Good point, good point. Er, Amy's making faces at me-"

"What happened to the last one?"

"What last one?" The Doctor paused, "Oh, that last one. She left."

"And why is your voice different?"

"Didn't I tell you? I must have. I regenerated."

"Oh."

"It's a good friend, Amy. Might need our help!"

"And Jane's making faces at me. He's a friend, Jane. Go away!"

"Jane? Oh, Patrick. Did you ever tell him about me?"

"No! Look, give me a moment," The Doctor could hear Teresa yell to Cho not to let him leave the room, "Damn. He's left. Can you get here soon? Jane says this one is funny. And you know what I told you about him. He will find out something and we'll be in even bigger trouble than usual."

"I'll be there quick as a flash. See you outside."

"You'd better be there."

"I will be!"

"Who'd better be where?"

"Jane! What are you doing back here?" Lisbon turned to face him, "You just left!"

"I realized it was too much trouble to leave you alone. Never know what you could get up to. Do you know, I didn't notice that horrific blue telephone box outside before? Let's go check it out!"

"No, Jane. Let's not. We have a job."

He turned to look at her. "I could hear you smiling. You don't smile. Especially not when you say that phrase."

"Looks like someone else checked out before you could sneak away." She smiled wider.

He looked over at the Doctor, Amy, and Rory, then back at Lisbon. "Well, well, well. You have weird friends, Lisbon."

"Look who's talking."

"I can't help but wonder what they were all doing in there." Jane waggled his eyebrows at Lisbon, "Were you ever a part of something that went on in there?"

"A long time ago. Doctor!"

"Doctor who?" Jane asked as he followed her out.

"Thank you for coming so soon. Doctor, this is Patrick Jane."

"So nice to meet you."

After shaking hands with the two people who followed the Doctor out, Jane asked "Doctor Who?"

"Just The Doctor. I'm Amy, and this is Rory!"

"Teresa Lisbon." Lisbon stuck her hand out, and Amy and Rory shook it. She looked at the Doctor.

He smiled, "Come here. Come on." He held out his arms, and she sighed, but hugged him back. "Good to see you again Teresa. How have you been?"

"I've been doing okay. And you? New face. New clothes. Why are you wearing a bowtie?"

"Bowties are cool!"

Jane looked the man up and down, and Lisbon grinned, "Jane, play nice. Will you come with me?"

"Do they have the right level of clearance?"

"Certainly! Who do you think I am? A common criminal?"

Jane looked him up and down, "No. Not a common criminal."

"Good! Hate to be one of those. Now, where's that body of yours?"

"Lisbon! And…" Rigsby looked at the three who followed her in to the room.

"This is the Doctor, Amy Pond and Rory."

Rigsby nodded, "Hello. Um, Lisbon? We have a problem."

"I left you alone for five minutes." Lisbon covered her face with her hand, preparing for the worst.

"And I left the body alone with one of the local cops."

"And now they're both gone, aren't they?" The Doctor looked around, then smiled, "This is going to be interesting."

Hmm, this is setting up to be something interesting. A missing corpse, Jane and the Doctor in the same room, Lisbon having 'something' to do with the Doctor before...goody. Please Review! I'll send you tea if you do! Reviews=love!