Ed: Welcome to another wonderful story by Miss Elizabeth Santulli!

Me: Why thank you, Edward! *huggles Ed* we are back for another installment of… what's the word?

Ed: …another story?

Me: Yes! Another story! Yea, we can't think of the word, so we're keeping it at "another story".

Ed: So what is the pairing?

Me: *looks at Ed sarcastically* what do you think? You and Roy of course!

Ed: *sticks tongue at Lizzy*

Me: *sticks tongue at Ed*… Anyway, welcome to my new story called Alchemic Wizards! Isn't it great? I know! XD I was reading a FMA/HP story -RoyxEd of course- and I wanted to make one too! My mom is really proud of me writing stories! She was confused when she found out when I write about homosexuals but she got over it. I think...

-Roy enters-

Roy: Hey guys… *looks around*… let me guess another story?

Me: Yes Roy! Thank you for being sarcastic again! Gosh… well since Roy made me mad, Ed you're doing the disclaimer!

Ed: Okay! *turns to readers with a cute face*

Disclaimer: Lizzy does not own FMA or HP! If she did there would be RoyxEd in EVERY episode and the FMA cast would be at Hogwarts. There would be AlxWinry too.

Me: Ed is a major (age: 15) and Roy's a colonel (age: 21)

Me, Ed, and Roy: Enjoy Chapter 1 of Alchemic Wizards! XD

Alchemic Wizards

Chapter 1

It was a peaceful day in Amestris, there has been no war whatsoever going on lately and everyone is happy. Colonel Roy Mustang was sitting in his office with his feet up on his broad desk. He had finished all of his paperwork for the day (much to Hawkeye's delight) so he was pretty happy. Hawkeye, Havoc, Breda, Falman, and Fuery were all doing paperwork at their own paces. Edward had come back from Resembool just a week ago and has already gotten back to work. Roy had been thinking of the short blonde for a while now. He became very protective and worried about the blonde ever since the accident with that murderer a 2 months ago.

*Flashback*

It was now sunset and I was sitting in his chair staring out the window. I hadn't even bothered with my paperwork at all. I was worried about Edward, especially since the boy left HQ to hunt down a serial killer who has been killing young teens all around central. I feared that Edward would be killed. To get my mind off of my worried thoughts I went back to finishing my paperwork. A couple of hours later my phone rang.

"Mustang." I answered.

"Roy! You need to get down to the hospital quick!" My best friend Maes Hughes exclaimed (AN: Yes, Hughes is alive.)

"Wait, why?" I asked concerned.

"Ed's hurt! We have him here, but he's not looking so good." Maes explained.

My heart dropped and I felt numb all over, like someone just shot me.

"I'll be right there." I replied in a worried but stern tone. I grabbed his coat and ran out of the room, leaving my other subordinate's wondering where I went.

I ran down the stairs in front of HQ, hailed a cab, and told the driver to stop at the hospital. Once I arrived, I paid the driver and jumped out of the cab, much to the surprise of the driver. I darted inside the hospital and ran to the secretary's desk.

"Excuse me…do you…know where…Edward Elric's room is?" I panted. The secretary nodded and handed me a piece of paper with the room number on it.

'Okay, Room 202.' I thought as I ran. My heart was beating rapidly as I got closer to the room. I soon found the door and stopped in front of it to regain my breath. Once I did, I knocked on the door, waiting for someone to open the door. I gulped and waited as I heard footsteps get nearer. My heart stopped when the door handle jiggled and opened to reveal none other than Hughes. He had a worried look on his face, but when he saw me, he gave a sad smile. He invited me in and I rushed over to where Ed lay. I held back a gasp as I saw the condition Ed was in. He had a black eye, cuts all over his face, and bandages all over his torso that had large dark red and bright red stains of blood that seeped through the bandages. I also noticed his auto-mail was gone as well. I felt rage course through my veins, and I turned to face Hughes.

"Where is that bastard?" I asked in dangerously low tone. Hughes just handed me a piece of paper with an address on it. I nodded my thanks and left. Let's just say the man that hurt Ed would not be seen again…

"Ed…" Roy whispered to himself. He twiddled a pen in his hands, thinking about the younger male. About twenty minutes later, Roy's window flew open and an owl flew in, carrying a piece of paper in its beak. Roy was extremely startled and fell out of his chair. He got up and looked at the owl suspiciously, pulled on a glove –just in case- and approached the owl cautiously. Roy grabbed the paper quickly and opened it. The following read:

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

Dear Colonel Roy Mustang,

I am pleased to announce that you have been chosen for a position as an alchemy teacher at our fine school. You see, I teach at a school known as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that is located in London. One of our teachers has taken an unexpected leave and we have heard of your skills with alchemy. It would provide a great opportunity for the students and you could also learn some magic if you wish. If you choose to accept, please fill out the form underneath this letter. We hope to see you soon.

Sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

P.S: If you choose to accept then please pack your belongings tonight and we will be there tomorrow at 6am, also I am terribly sorry that Tokan (the owl) scared you. He tends to do that.

Roy stared at the letter in pure confusion, and began to think.

'It would be a great opportunity…hmmm.' He thought. Suddenly, a knock came to his attention.

"Come in." He called to the unknown stranger knocking at his door. The door revealed Ed as he stepped in with a salute. Roy stared in confusion as he saluted back. They both lowered their hands and stared at each other. Ed's eyes traveled to the window and he spotted the owl.

"WHAT THE HELL IS AN OWL DOING IN YOUR ROOM?" Ed screamed. Roy -slightly startled at Ed's outburst- turned to look at the owl.

"It came to give me a letter. See?" He told him while holding out the letter. Ed's jaw dropped.

"I-I got one too!" Ed exclaimed. He rummaged through his pockets and pulled out a note. It said the same thing as Roy's but only they wanted Ed to be a student and teach with him. Roy's jaw dropped as well.

"But magic doesn't really exist, does it?" Ed asked. Roy nodded.

"Yes it is. It's very real, Edward." Roy told him.

Ed blushed at Roy's usage of his name.

Roy smirked.

They kept staring at each other for about 2 minutes until Ed said:

"Stop staring at me, pervert." He said as he huffed and looked away. Roy chuckled.

"So, are you going?" Roy asked. Ed thought about this for a couple of moments.

"Well if it's a school it must have a library, and it would be good to learn something new." Ed said as he smiled at the idea of being able to read lots and lots of books. Roy chuckled. One of the things he loved about Ed was his enthusiasm for books.

"Then I'm going too." Roy stated as he stood up.

"W-Why are you going?" Ed stuttered.

"Well, lord knows you're going to get into trouble if I'm not there. I have to look out for you, and I am interested in what the school has to offer. By the way, why did you come in here?" Roy asked non-offensively.

"Well, I actually came to hand in my report." Ed said as he waved his report in his hand lazily and dropped it on the Fuhrer's desk. Roy nodded in understanding. He then walked back over to his desk and started filling out his form. Ed walked over curiously.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm filling out the teachers form. Didn't you get one?" Roy asked. Ed had a thoughtful look on his face for a moment.

"Oh yeah!" Ed exclaimed as he ran out of the room to retrieve his form. Roy chuckled at his Ed's silliness… his Ed… he liked the sound of that. Ed returned with the note and sat on the couch and began to fill it out. When they were done, Roy stepped back to the owl –cautiously- and tied the letters to the owl's leg. It took off into the sky and disappeared in the distance.

"The letter I got said that we should pack tonight and we have to be here at 6am. Okay, shorty?" Roy said. Ed's jaw dropped considerably and a look of pure shock was plastered onto his face; then turned into seriously pissed off look.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING SHORT, COLONEL BASTARD?" Roy smiled and placed a hand on Ed's cheek. The blond blushed furiously and back away quickly.

"Fine." He said grumpily and walked away. Roy stood there with a satisfied smirk.

~The next day at 6am~

Edward and Roy were waiting in front of central headquarters. Ed was starting to regret agreeing to this. I mean, who gets up at 6am? Crazy people that's who. (AN: I get up at 6am to get ready for school. T_T) Ed yawned and started to get impatient with every second passed. Roy stood there with his usual calm composure. Suddenly, the wind started blowing unusually hard and Ed almost got blown away if it not for Roy, who grabbed him and held him tight. The wind was still blowing as Ed looked up -with adorable blush- and stared at Roy. Roy stared back.

'God, he looks beautiful." Roy thought.

'God, he's so gorgeous. I need to tell him how I feel. I can't take it anymore. But…how the hell am I going to do that? What if he rejects me?' Ed thought. The wind died down and two people appeared. Ed and Roy both let go of each other quickly. Two strangers walked up to the two alchemists. One of the strangers was a very old man with a long and white beard, a purple robe that just hit the floor barely, and a pair of buckled boots. His blue eyes were shining behind half-moon spectacles, and his nose was long and crooked.

'He must have gotten in a lot of fights for his nose to be so weirdly shaped.' Ed thought to himself. Behind the old man was a very stern looking woman. She wore an emerald cloak, with her black -and slightly gray- hair drew into a bun. She looked extremely annoyed.

'OMG… She looks just like teacher…' Ed thought to himself once again as he shuddered. Silence filled the air as all four people took in each other's appearances. Roy was the first one to speak up.

"Um… are you Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall?" Roy asked as politely as he could.

"Yes." Minerva replied sternly. Both alchemists gulped.

"Don't be so hard on them Minerva. They're new to this." Dumbledore said calmly. He turned to the Colonel and Major.

"We will be traveling by Portkey if you don't mind. You may want to hold on." The old man stated as he pulled something out of his pocket that resembled a small paperweight. Roy grabbed Ed by instinct. Ed blushed a bright red and held onto Roy. Dumbledore noticed this and gave a small smile to himself, as if he knew that the two had feelings for each other but are hiding them. The wind started up again and Ed and Roy felt themselves being twisted and turned in every direction. It didn't hurt though. After what seemed like an hour, the sensation stopped and they appeared in midair.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Ed said before he fell to the ground. With a thud, Ed groaned and sat up. The blond rubbed his head as he felt a bruise forming. He looked down and saw none other than Roy Mustang. Roy opened his eyes to meet with amber irises above him. They both blushed and impressive color, at a loss for words. Roy and Ed stared at each other, one lost in onyx and the other in gold eyes. Both male's hearts were on overdrive. Roy placed a hand on Ed's cheek as they started to move closer together. They both came back to their senses for the heard someone clear their throat. Both of them blushed even more and scrambled to get up to their feet. Ed was suddenly more interested with his shoes, while Roy on the other hand was staring at everything else except the two wizards and Edward, trying to control his blush, but had no such luck. Dumbledore just smiled knowingly, and McGonagall just stared in curiosity.

"Well then, here we are." Dumbledore announced. Roy and Ed both looked up to see a huge castle. Both alchemists' mouths dropped open. Dumbledore and McGonagall chuckled lightly.

"So you can both see the castle, right?" Dumbledore asked. They both nodded. He smiled.

"Good, that means you are both qualified to be wizards." The old man stated with a smile.

"R-really?" Ed asked. Dumbledore just nodded. Ed lifted up a finger and said,

"Do you have a library?" Ed inquired.

"Yes. The hugest one in London, possibly in the world." Minerva replied with a sense of pride somewhere within her words. Ed's eyes widened, and turned big and sparkly (anime style), and he jumped up shouting,

"Yes!" Ed shrieked. Roy, Dumbledore, and Minerva just laughed.

"So I'm guessing he likes books?" Minerva asked. Roy nodded.

"He's already read all of the books at Central library -the biggest library in our country- in just 7 months." Roy announced. An impressed look passed both of the wizard's faces.

"Shall we go in then?" Dumbledore asked. Ed and Roy nodded and followed the headmaster and headmistress to the impressive school building that towered over them.

TBC… (To be continued)

Edited: 3/7/11

Me: Well, thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed it! I worked really hard!

Ed: She did.

Me: See Ed agrees with me so I am telling the truth! Take that, nonbelievers! *laughs manically*

Roy: I liked it! *smiles*

Me: Thank you Roy! XD Well, I just saw HP7 Part 1 and it was freakin amazing! Go see it people! Well I'll be updating soon! I'm updating chapters in the order I started them. So in short, I'll be updating High School Love, He's a Neko, and then Alchemic Wizards; and I'll keep doing that from now on until I finish them. Well, see you guys later!

P.S: I will update when I get a total of 5 reviews for any of my stories.

Me, Ed, and Roy: Remember to R&R! Bye! XD