Speeding lies

Sakura POV

I have no idea how it happened. Oh wait yes I do, that lying son of a bitch told me we were going to the mall. And of course he insisted on driving too. So here I am stuck in the passenger seat of a car being driven at 130 miles an hour by a maniac, Aka Hidan. Oh my god, did I just hear a siren? Yup, were in a high speed chase with the cops… Crap.

"Hidan! Slow down and pull over" I shriek.

"Why? Cause the fucking cops are on our ass, no way" he replies while speeding up even more.

"Hidan you pull this car over now or ill never forgive you!"

"For Jashin's sake woman! Fine I'm pulling over happy?" He screams coming to s screeching stop at the side of the road.

"Now, just don't say anything and look really scared" he looked at me and grinned "perfect! Damn your a fucking amazing actress Sakura!" unfortunately I wasn't acting, I was terrified. I was sure Hidan was going to crash earlier and now I'm about to get in trouble with the police and ruin my perfect record. Suddenly there was a knock on Hidan's window and he rolled it down slowly.

"May I see your driver's license?" Says the overly large cop.

"I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI." Hidan answered while I began to turn white thinking of my impending doom. I had no idea he had DUI's on his record! Crap! I would have never let him drive!

"May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?" The officer asked lowering his glasses.

"It's not my car. I stole it." Hidan replied calmly.

"The car is stolen?" The cop looked like he was getting angry…

"That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there." Hidan smiled politely.

"There's a gun in the glove box?" The officer asked.

"Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk; I also took this pretty pink haired girl hostage." Hidan bragged smugly to the officer.

"There's a BODY in the TRUNK?" The fat cop gasped.

"Yes, sir there is." Hearing this, the officer immediately called for backup. Our car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. I, meanwhile, was about ready to kill Hidan for telling these insane lies.

"Sir, can I see your license?" The Captain asked.

"Sure. Here it is." Hidan said pulling out a valid ID.

"Who's car is this?" The Captain continued.

"It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." He said showing the Captain another card.

"Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?" The other cops looked tense at their Captains statement. I began praying my idiot friend didn't actually have a gun.

"Yes, sir but there's no gun in the glove box." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box, but some old maps.

"Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." The captain said slowly lowering his hand to his gun.

"No problem." Hidan said opening the trunk; there was no body.

"I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk." The captain said with a gasp.

"Yeah, I'll bet the lying SOB told you I was speeding, too!" Hidan replied grumpily. The captain allowed us to continue on our way and Hidan drove safely away while I watched the cop who pulled us over being yelled at by the captain. Note to self: never get on Hidan's bad side…