Me(Krystal): Ok, everyone! Take a seat!
Everyone: Blah, blah, blah
Krystal: TAKE A MUTHA FLUCCKIN SEAT BETCHES!
Everyone: *Silence*
Krystal: Ok *rape face* Today were gonna play T or D!
Lumpy: What's that?
Krystal: Oh, well. It's simple, cuz…I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZERS! *BLUAHHHHH!*
Cuddles: *Slaps Lumpy*It's easy, all we do it wait for the *Stares dramatically at audience* loyal fan base, to send us truths or dares! *Laughs manically*
Giggles: Yea! Like…Ok! Lumpy, truth or dare…
Krystal: SHUT YOUR FACE GIGGLES! I'M RUNNING THA SHOW :O
Giggles: *Whispers* Gosh, someone's having their periods…
Krystal: I heard that…
Giggles: Good!
Krystal: I have magical author powers bish, your getting warned.
Giggles: Oh yea?
Krystal: Yea!
Flippy: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Flaky: Flippy! Shush D:
Flippy: Awww…
Krystal: ANYWAY…EVERYONE SHUT YOUR FACES. I'M EXPLAINING THA RULES! Ok so it's simple really: Review, Dare or truth someone, then I'll try and get to them :D Oh and BTW, you can dare:
Flippy
Evil Flippy
Flaky
Cuddles
Lumpy
Giggles
Toothy
Splendid
Petunia
Handy
Splendont
Me P:
Mime
Pop
Cub
Lifty
Shifty
Cro-Marmot
The Mole
Disco Bear
And…
Flaky's really weird evil side!
Evil Flippy: YES!
Krystal: ….Ok, so my friends are helping me with this an-
Cuddles: *Interrupts* You have friends?
Krystal:*Uses magical author powers to make Cuddles' balls drop*
Flippy: You dropped something!
Everyone:*Laughs*
Krystal: SHUT UP!*Ahem*…My friends have made up a few dares of their own for you guys.
Evil: FUCK!
Krystal: No, Evil. Not fuck…Fire truck…
Krystal: Who wants to get the magic letters?
Lumpy: Uh…What was the question? *Drools*
Krystal: -.- And you guys put up with this?
Flippy: Nah, we just kill him.
Krystal: Oh, ok :0!
Mime: *Waves hands around all spazzy*
Krystal: Ok, Mime! Get the letters. Go fetch!
-A few minutes later—
Mime: *Gives letters to Krystal*
Krystal: *Winks at Mime*
Mime: *Hides behind Evil*
Cuddles: Hey, Evil…Why aren't you killing him?
Krystal: CUZ OF MUH AUTHOR POWERS MUTHA CLUCKERS!
Cuddles: Oh…Ok *fake smile*
Krystal: FIRST LETTER! *Tears open* Oh snap Flippy and Evil, you ain't gonna like this…
Evil (Dare) Take Flippy into the closet and make some magic…If ya know what I mean *wink*
Flaky(Truth)WTF is with the dandruff?
Handy(Truth)How did you lose your hands?
Krystal: Ok, Evil, Flippy, go do your thing. IN THE CLOSET! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
Flippy: Wait a min…
Krystal: What? -.-"
Flippy: Wouldn't this be considered masturbation?
Krystal: Well, Evil's separated from you, so no. It isn't. *Smiles evily* :D
Evil: This is FUCKIN NASTY
Krystal: YOU'RE FUCKIN NASTY
Flippy: Let's get this over with e-o'
Evil: You're gonna die today, Krystal…DIE.
*They both walk into the closet*
Krystal: *Whispers* little do they know…there's a hidden camera inside…
Giggles: EW, why would you wanna watch them.
Krystal: Shut up, I'm watching *Grabs popcorn*
-Flippy: So…uh…
Evil: It's crowded
Flippy: Yeah, cuz Chu so fat *Makes Asian face*
Evil: You know…we do share the same body…
Flippy: Have you ever had the feeling that we're being watched?
Evil: Well yea, when I pee. Damn I swear Cuddles spies on me… He keeps staring.
Flippy: EW…
Krystal: Cuddles…..
Cuddles: *Looks away*
Flippy: *Looks in corner* HOLY FUCK A CAMERA! D: *Runs out screaming*
Krystal: Heh…
Lifty: Heh…
Shifty: Heh…
Lifty: Heh…
Shifty: Heh…
Lifty: Heh…
Shifty: Heh…
Lifty: Heh…
Shifty: He-
Krystal: GRUAUHHHHHHHH! *RUNS TOWARDS SHIFTY AND THROWS HIM OUT A WINDOW* OKAI…IF ANY OF CHU WANTS BE THROWN OUT THA FUHKN WINDOW, BE MY FUHKN GUEST!
Krystal: *Fixes hair* Ok then…Onwards Falcor! Ok, Flaky. Dandruff. Why?
Flaky: W-well, I-I guess I've had-d dandruff since i-I can remember…
Krystal: Well isn't that nice. *Fake smile* Oh, Handy. How did you lose your hands?
Handy: I fell over a rock and then I died and then I ate a sandwich and...Wait? What was the question?
Krystal: Ugh…Ok that's all for today!
Everyone: Bye!
Krystal: DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK?
Cuddles: N-no master…
Krystal: MUHAHA! Hey, where's Flippy and Evil?
Giggles: Probably fucking eachother…
Krystal: I guess so…
*Superman theme music plays*
*Curtain closes* OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yea!