Madara couldn't understand it. He was nearly ninety and dressed like a fucking moron, but still...

Many people had said that the Uchiha were cursed somehow, and over the decades he'd come to believe them. The worst of the Uchiha curses however was something people who didn't have it considered a blessing, it was...

"HEY SANGO! I FOUND HIM!"

"SQUEEEEEE!"

Fangirls.