Author's Notes: This is the ONLY fanfiction where you'll see Uhura with Spock in MINE. For this one is just for fun. I really am screwing them around and it's fun xD… Spock wants to try something and sees what ensues ;)!

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Disclaimer: I own all this fanfiction, my idea of screwing them up, this chapter, my representation *funny and stupid* of them right now AND my writing style :D!

I Kissed A Boy

1. First, Wonder!

It was a nice summer on Earth. Little birds were singing in the trees as Spock walked up the little alley leading to the Academy.

He had been thinking about Kirk all morning. Of course, he was with Uhura! But this was not that sort of pervert thinking… No, it was more of a sneaky, meany and nasty one. It was like a mind and human-heart fucking kind of joke… For Kirk, anyways.

And Spock was sure of that.

He grinned as he quickly walked up the stairs and entered the huge school.

He was tempted to try it. Just for fun. To see what trouble would ensue and how Kirk would react. He would probably lose his mind.

Spock chuckled.

Okay, this was weird that a Vulcan wanted to have fun. But still, why not? He was human after all… No wait! Half-human!

He needed to entertain himself! Even though it was still just a thought, it was floating high in his mind so it was even more tempting at each and every second it stayed there.

He wondered. He wasn't so sure about doing for… this might fuck a lot of things up.

Spock was pretty thoughtful as he walked the corridors. Almost pouting out of mental effort…

How would he react to all this? Aw, he was Spock, the greatest Vulcan the universe had ever seen, he would find a way to deal with all this and mostly…prevent most of the shit from falling on him.

As he walked down the second main corridor, he noticed Kirk. He looked at him and he saw those pitiful big blue eues looking back at him.

"Hm. This is going to be fun…" thought Spock, grinning as he passed Kirk.

Spock had finally made his decision.

He would do it.