Upstairs, the Opera House was in turmoil. Yong Soo had thrown a royal hissy fit at being replaced by Kiku, and now Kiku had also disappeared.
"Ve~ now we're going to have to find a new singer..." Feliciano whined.
"No, we won't. We'll find Kiku or Yong Soo. That, or I'll send you on the stage. "Lovino huffed back.
"That doesn't sound fun! Plus, I got a letter requesting Kiku go back up!" Feliciano bounced.
"Who is it from?"
"No idea~ Let me read it." Feliciano produced the letter from thin air. "Dear Feliciano, what a charming gala, Kiku enjoyed a great success! It was even better that Yong Soo left, though the dancing could use some work.. From O.G." Feliciano frowned. "I liked the dancing."
"O.G.? I got a letter from him, too.." Lovino reached into his pocket, pulling out a letter. "Dear Lovino, just a quick reminded. Where's my money? Send it care to the ghost. By the way, it's best you just do as I say, kid."
"Ve~?"
"This is stupid, let's just ignore them."
Just as they began to put the letters away, Heracles walked in, surprisingly wide awake, and waving around a letter.
"Why did you send me this?" Heracles was nearly snarling.
"I didn't fucking send you anything." Lovino spat back.
"Oh, a letter! What does it say?" Feliciano bounded over to Heracles, snatching the letter. "Do not worry about Kiku. The angel of music has him under his wing. Don't bother looking for him. You won't find him."
"If you didn't write it, who did?"
Feliciano opened his mouth just as Yong Soo came screeching in, holding a note in one hand, and Yao in the other.
"WHAT IS THIS?" He whined, holding the letter. "DID RUDENESS ORIGINATE IN FRANCE?"
"Oh, another letter~!" Feliciano snatched it and began to read as Yong Soo attempted to take it back. "Go away. You sing like a cow, and everyone knows cows cannot sing. Hm, the other letters were much more poetic.."
Madam Francis and Alfred soon wandered in.
"Kiku's back! He brought back a letter, too!" Alfred cheered as Francis waved the note.
"Read it." Heracles and Lovino leered.
Francis opened the envelope with great flourish, unfolding the letter and began to read.
"Kiku has returned to you, and I hope that means you'll use him in more productions. Such as the upcoming Il Muto. Cast Yong Soo as the pageboy, and Kiku as the countess."
The role of the countess calls for charm and appeal, while the role of the pageboy is silent, making this... ideal."
Just do as I say and you won't get hurt. O.G."
"What... the... fuck..." Lovino snarled, while everyone else went silent.
"I don't like this guy..~" Feliciano whined.
"Agreed." Chimed in Heracles and Yong Soo.
"Alright guys, here's the deal. A Vargas takes orders from NO ONE. Yong Soo, you're the countess. Kiku is going to be the goddamn pageboy." Lovino smirked slightly.
"Great idea, Lovi~!" Feliciano squeaked, hugging his brother.
"Well, I don't like these letters, but I don't think Kiku should suffer because of them.." Heracles began.
"That's right. That, and Yong Soo's voice shatters glass!" Alfred chimed in happily.
Madam Francis let out a snicker as he slipped out of the room to check on Kiku.
"Well, I don't give a rats ass about your opinions!" Lovino shouted, shaking Feliciano off. "We're doing this my way, dammit!"
Yong Soo clapped his hands together happily. "Goody~! Yao, you will help me pick my gown, right?"
Yao was dragged off by Yong Soo as the rest of the party began to disperse. Heracles, however, was worried, but decided to just sleep it off.
This is all I wrote for the Kink Meme. SO! If you want me to continue, then.. write a review and convince me to write some more!