A/N: English not my first language. I'm really sorry if there are a LOT of mistake and grammatical error m(_ _)m

Warning: Drabble, Crackness, Pointless (orz)

Rating: T for 'ChuChu' scene

"Noru… Eerrhhmm… I want a Child from you…" Flushing, England blushed madly.

*clank* something hard hit that wooden floor. Well… at least that's not porcelain or China, it's just a melanin glass Norway hold in his hand.

"WHAT?" Norway didn't believe his ear.

"Errhmm… I told you, I WANT A CHILD FROM YOU," He said with clearer syllable.

"Are you sick or something? Today's not April Fool, right?" Norway raised his eyebrow.

"Of course not! I'm serious here!"

"Well, don't expect me to believe your words," Norway gave him a blank look.

"Why you're so mean to me…" the thick eyebrow man said with soft voice.

'Damn that green eyes. Why those irises must have glasses in them' Norway thought to himself.

"Okay okay I'm listening to your irrational mind," He whispered the last two words.

England lifted his head to meet Norway's blue eyes. His eyes more glittered with sparkle and glasses…

"But, you have already had enough children, haven't you?"

"Children? Who? I didn't have one before."

His left hand dragged a dining chair nearby and placed it beside that English man. That was going to be long argumentation.

"How about America?"

"NO! HE IS NOT MY CHILD!"

"What does he mean to you then? You two sure are close to each other like a father and a child."

"No, he's my rival and um… long time ago he was considered as my… my brother."

"Oh…"

"Canada?"

"Hey, he is that French's"

"Hong Kong? Isn't he is your child with China?"

"Urrhmm… Well… He's not my 'child' with that panda freaks man. He is just my subordinate in Asia region."

"Sealand?"

"He is my PROPERTY!"

Okay one more LAST question (or argument). The dull blonde hoped this would stop his ridiculous idea.

"Why do you want a child from me? There's somebody else you can ask about but why you choose me?"

"Um… I want my child have an ability to see those fairy creatures. Maybe if I make a child with you then our child will have this ability, because there are just you and me who can see magic creature. "

His mouth was agape. He couldn't have another argument to dodge his statement.

"And it's not only because I want a child. It's also because…" he hesitated for a moment. "Um because I… Jeg elsker deg, Norge."

Without a word, Norway gave him a passionate kiss on those pink lips.

Both of them should move to the bedroom if they wanted to make a child comfortably. LOL

(Fin) =w=

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