Aww the last ch. How sad... Hope you like it.. I still don't own Ouran but if you want to get me a gift, that would be nice.


The rest of Renge's hour was spent with Tamaki arguing with the twins over who was the supporting cast and who were the main stars of the anime, and with Renge begging Kyoya to let her have at least one surveillance tape.

"Don't you guys have better things to do?" Josette asked them, not expecting an answer. She had learned that many of her questions would go unanswered while at in the host club.

Ring ring ring. A timer went off on a nearby table. "Looks like Renge-chan's turn is up. Now it's Takashi's turn," Hunni-senpai squealed. Since when has there been a timer there? Josette thought.

"Right, let's go," Mori said grabbing Josette's hand.

"Takashi," Hunni began, "Promise me you won't enjoy being with Haru-chan more than me."

Mori turned around and put a hand under Hunni's chin, lifting it slightly so Hunni was looking into his eyes. "I promise," he said.

"AWWWWW!" girls squealed from tables surrounding the boys.

"When did they get here?" Josette thought out loud.

"I invited them in," Kyoya said, "They were more than happy to pay extra to be able to see the last effort to help you regain your memories."

Of course they had to pay extra, Josette thought.

"Come on," Mori said, grabbing onto her again and leading her into a room adjacent to the main room. "Why are we going to another room," Josette asked. Mori just kept walking. She had learned that he barely ever talked, and it wasn't just because he was never given any lines.

Mori opened the door for Josette and then closed it gently behind them. They sat at a table at the far end of the room. "Wow, I never knew that there was another room attached to this one," Josette said. Mori responded with only a shrug. They spent the next few minutes in silence.

"So should we wait until after the hour's up or tell them before?" Mori finally asked.

"Let's wait awhile," Josette answered with a smirk, "I'd love to see how Tamaki reacts to me being with you for so long."

"Must we say it again?" Hikaru asked. "I guess so," Kaoru answered.

"CALM DOWN, BOSS!" they yelled at Tamaki. He proceeded to pace around the room, a sweat drop forming on his face, trying to ignore the twins who were beginning to piss him off.

"Would you two be quiet!" Tamaki snapped, "You know Daddy hates it when he can't see his Haruhi!"

"You always say that," the twins said skeptically.

"Yes, it is getting kind of old," Kyoya said.

1 Hour later:

"His times up, his times up," Tamaki shouted, "Time for Haruhi to come out now!" Tamaki began to pound on the door, shouting Haruhi's name.

Finally, after a few minutes of banging and many swear words from Kyoya and the twins, Josette/Haruhi emerged with Mori at her heels. "Stop the banging please, Senpai," Josette/Haruhi asked, clearly annoyed.

"I couldn't help it. You know how Daddy gets," Tamaki said.

"So you've said," Josette/Haruhi said.

"So what are we going to do about her memories?" Hunni asked, "Takashi failed, too. What are we going to do?"

"Ahahahaha!" Mori and Josette/Haruhi exclaimed suddenly. The rest of the host club's eyes became wide with confusion as the other two laughed at them.

"And what, may I ask, is so funny?" Kyoya asked in astonishment.

"They fell for it!" Haruhi/Josette exclaimed. Mori nodded in agreement.

"I was tired of not getting a big role. I don't like being supporting cast. We thought it was about time for me to get my own part so I could say more than 'mmm'," Mori explained.

"Yeah and I decided I would help him out," Haruhi finished.

"Why?" the hosts asked.

"Because I thought it would be fun," Haruhi answered.

"But why Josette, Alex, Hailey, Megan, Riley, Virginia, and Marisa? Why those names?" Hunni asked.

"I read a book with them in it," Haruhi explained.

"Wow that's messed up," the twins said.

"Whatever, just don't do it again. Daddy doesn't like it," Tamaki pleaded.

"No, we should do it again," Kyoya said. Tamaki gave him a puzzled expression. He began to open his mouth to protest when Kyoya said, "Because the host club made a lot of extra money thanks to these two."

"Does that mean my debt is almost paid?" Haruhi asked.

"Well of course, we have to factor in the cost of transportation and everything else used for this little charade," Kyoya said with no emotion whatsoever.

"Of course," Haruhi said.

And so, with that, the host's went back to normal (whatever normal was to them).

One year later:

Tamaki has a boyfriend who's three years older than him. (weird)

Kyoya had his wisdom teeth removed and looks like a chipmunk. (Haha)

Hikaru (or Kaoru, we're not sure which is which) is writing fanficts. (odd)

Kaoru (or whoever the other twin is) moved to the north, leaving a very sad twin behind. (awww)

Hunni still eats cake. (some things never change)

Mori plays volleyball. (because he's so dang tall)

Haruhi is 'married' to Tamaki. (yet again weird)

Renge is terrorizing young children. (you'd get this if you knew her)


I hope you like it. Bet you didn't think Mori would do something like that. He does only get like one line per episode at that. Hailey-chan helped me come up with the one year later thing.. I couldn't help it, I thought it'd be funny. Yay now I'm done, time to do more important things... like writing more fanficts.