Bored
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Blame it on boredom - hence the title - that I made this impromptu fanfic. Major CRACK.
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: I HATE YOU
Why are you sitting in front of me? I can't see the writings on the board! And it's not like I want to see your beautiful overflowing hair! Stop flaunting it!
From: JerKanda
To: Moyashi
Subject: I HATE YOU MORE
Che. Not my problem your short, shorty. Drink some milk. And it's not like your taking notes anyway. Our subject is Math.
And leave my hair alone! (And you're just jealous! Hah!)
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: DIE BITCH!
Well excuse me for being 'short', BaKanda! And just so you know, I drink milk. And it's not working! Now go away and sit at the back. I am trying to study, you know. Unlike you!
I would really like to leave your pretty pretty long hair but I just can't! It's blocking my view of the teacher! (Eww... I'd rather keep my white hair than have it like yours.)
From: JerKanda
To: Moyashi
Subject: I'LL FUCKING SHOVE MUGEN UP YOUR ASS!
In case you forgot what Tyki-sensei said, I'm sitting on this seat. Get over it your stupid head, brat. And you're not studying. You're ogling Tyki-sensei. Don't think you can fool me!
See! You just laid out your true intention! You're ogling Tyki-sensei!
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: I'LL BURN YOU HAIR!
I am so not ogling at him! And don't turn your head on me and smirk like that! It's goddamn annoying. And god! Your hair just swayed with your movement. I'll fucking cut it!
I AM NOT OGLING TYKI-SENSEI! (I understand better the lesson when I see the face of the teacher!)
Wait... are your perhaps maybe just a cinch jealous?
From: JerKanda
To: Moyashi
Subject: I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FIST
Tsk. Just come out and say it. I know you love my hair. Don't deny it. It's too damn obvious. (And was that a blush on your cheeks when I showed you my 'sexy' smirk?)
Dream on! As if I'd ever get jealous over a Math teacher who wears ludicrous eye glasses and has no fashion sense at all.
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: YOU AND YOUR LAME THREATS
Oh God! You're ego is remarkable. How can you love yourself so much? (And no! I wasn't blushing! I was mad! Those were flares of anger!)
Exactly my point. Ah wait. Tyki-sensei isn't that bad! He plays coughstripcoughs poker with me and Krory-sensei from time to time. And he's kind of have a really good uh body. Not that I'm interested or anything, of course.
From: JerKanda
To: Moyashi
Subject: AS IF YOU CAN DO BETTER
Yeah right. Whatever, looser.
STRIP POKER?
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: GOD MUST HATE YOU SO MUCH
Nice! You just embarrassed yourself in front of the whole class. Shouldn't you be calmer, more stoic, and stuff? Now everyone thinks you're a perv. But don't worry, my opinion of you still hasn't changed. You're still a jerk!
Yes, strip poker. Got a problem with that? (Don't tell me you want to join us sometime?)
From: JerKanda
To: Moyashi
Subject: AND HELL IS KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR
Your opinion doesn't hold anything on me. As if I care of what you think. (If you think at all, that is.) And I'm not a jerk, you brat. I'm just way ahead of your league. Heh
Tsk. As if I'd enter a game I'd readily lose. Cheater!
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: YOU ARE HELL. DUH!
Hey, your hair is really defenseless. I can cut it anytime, you know. Look behind you. I've got a pair of scissors! I just borrowed them from Lavi.
Are you accusing me of cheating? Where's your proof, girly man?
From: JerKanda
To: StrikeLavi
Subject: MUGEN WANTS A PIECE OF YOUR ASS
Why in the seven hells did you lend your stupid scissors to the stupid brat?
From: JerKanda
To: Moyashi
Subject: YOU'RE SAYING I'M HOT
Lay a hand on my hair and you're dead! I mean it, bean sprout.
Who are you calling girl, kiddo? Do you want to see my six packs?
From: StrikeLavi
To: Moyashi
Subject: MUGEN IS AFTER MY ASS
Give back my scissors! (Of course right after it had a taste of Yuu-chan's luscious hair.)
From: StrikeLavi
To: JerKanda
Subject: NOOOOOOOOO. SRLSY. THAT'S JUST UH GROSS?
I was blackmailed! Believe me!
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: DUDE, YOU'RE ON DRUGS!
Oh my god. You're obsession with your awfully beautiful healthy hair is amazing. You make me speechless.
That's just eww. Why would I want to see your stomach, cocky bastard? (And FYI, I've got those too. Can't believe that? Hah.)
From: Moyashi
To: StrikeLavi
Subject: HIDE YOUR ASS
Ah sure thing, pal. My hand is itching to get close to those tempting strands. Hey, this may be the last time I e-mail you. So I just want you to know that... that...
I was the one who ate the strawberry cake Lenalee gave you in your anniversary. It's not Kanda.
From: JerKanda
To: Moyashi
Subject: YOU'RE DEAD!
i'.
YOU CUT MY HAIR!
From: StrikeLavi
To: JerKanda
Subject: GIVE ALLEN MORE PAIN. HE'S A MASOCHIST.
Make him suffer harder!
(Oh Allen admitted he's the one who ate the strawberry cake!)
From: Moyashi
To: Angel/DemonBoots
Subject: HEEEEEEEEELP~
Kanda and your boyfriend are ganging up on me! And I thought they were my friends. Huhu
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: GAH! MUGEN IS NOT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL
I won't have it your way! Try and catch me, long-haired bastard.
Oh yeah, I'm putting your silky oh so smooth hairstrands into auction! Thanks for the profit, BaKanda!
And as a thanks, here's a ...
Allen stops abruptly on his tracks, catching Kanda off guard who manages to halt just before he can bump to the smaller body. The white-haired teen gives him an angelic smile before tip-toeing and planting a chaste kiss on his lips. Then he runs at full speed.
From: Moyashi
To: JerKanda
Subject: YOUR EXPRESSION IS PRICELESS. I TOOK A PHOTO.
kiss.
And I know you liked it so much that you're aching for more. (Don't worry, you'll get lots of it in the future. And maybe something more.)
Thanks for reading! And don't forget to review!
Omake
From: JerKanda
To: ImmaTease
Subject: SENSEI, ALLEN KISSED ME.
(No word.)