This will be a series of very short things, based on my real experiences. Not even long enough to be called drabbles. Here is the first chapter. No, the characters are not mine.

Dumbledore was giving a speech, at the end of yet another magnificent feast, when suddenly there was a loud gasp from the Gryffindor table. Everyone in the great hall turned to stare at the noisy offender.

"Mister Black, do you have something to share with us?" Professor Dumbledore looked down at the third year.

Sirius shook his head. "No. I just thought I saw Jesus."

Five Reveiws please.