A/N: Greetings! Now I know I have a trillion other stories to finish off/continue on my laptop and on here, but I felt that a little variety was needed. This is going to be a collection of drabbles based around the Akatsuki. This idea had just come randomly to me and I thought; 'why not?' Anyway, most of these will be humour; I want to make people smile and possibly laugh as well. These will be updated randomly (in other words whenever I can think of something decent to type)-which may not be often considering I'm working on so many other stories of mine, haha! Anywho, hope you enjoy these little drabbles and don't forget to review-they are the icing on my cake and although I hate the cake; I love the icing! :D

(Deidara/Tobi)

"Push!"

"Come on, Deidara-Senpai! You can do it!" Tobi cried to his partner in pure bliss.

Deidara began biting his lip-beginning to feel his energy slowly focusing at one point.

"Faster! Harder!" Tobi cried again, his voice still had that same perky, annoying ring to it.

In a bid to show how fast he could go, Deidara began pumping all his energy through his body; sweat began beading along his forehead.

"Y-you can do it! Push!" Tobi cried, his voice wobbling slightly.

Deidara ground his teeth, mentally thumping Tobi around the head, but was otherwise...engaged...

"H-hurry!" Tobi almost screamed loudly.

Annoyance rushed through Deidara, sweat trickled down the side of his face.

With a sudden burst of energy, he pushed the huge boulder covering the entrance to where the Akatsuki were meeting.

"Yay! We did it, Deidara-Senpai!" Tobi hopping about like a retarded frog, except this one had a swirly, orange mask, vacating where his face would normally be.

Deidara's eye twitched in annoyance, his shoulders sagged from loss of energy; his arms felt a little numb.

"You did nothing, hmm!"

Tobi skipped along inside and called back to him from within the cave "Hurry up-Senpai or we'll be late!"

Deidara groaned loudly, realising now that he had to somehow get the boulder back to where it was before.

Leader so needed to make the entrance/exit much more accessible!

"You do realise, Senpai, you could've blown-up that boulder?" Tobi called from down the dark tunnel in the cave.

Deidara stood still, his eye twitching again, anger rushing through him as he suddenly let out a huge scream.

"TOBI YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT SOONER?"

A/N: And there you have it; my first drabble! I wanted to start it off with a bang...kuku, literally. Thanks for reading, hope it was funny and at least put a smile on your face.

!Reviews are appreciated!