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Astoria Greengrass

With her

h a l f – b l o o d

status

(an effing

H a l f - b l o o d

for God's sake)

How is she even a

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t

h

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n

(the best house)

Not cunning and sly at all

Quite the o p p o s i t e

if y o u ask m e

She likes

m

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s

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n

d

m

u

d

b

l

o

o

d

s

(yes actually Likes)

Should be in b l o o d y

G

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d

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r

With the

m u g g l e

loving

w e i rd os

And she actually talked back to Professor Carrow during

M u G g L e

studies

(So I h e a r d)

And she actually refused

f i r e w h i s k e y

from Crabbe

sAyS it's

illegal

if she is

f i f t e e n

(never stopped M E when I was

f i f t e e n)

and she doesn't even wear

m a k e – u p

or pretty

s k i r t s

Couldn't she bother to look nice?

(like P a n s y)

and she supports H a r r y P o t t e r

(haven'tmostpeoplegivenuponhimbynow?)

who is on the run (with m u d b l o o d and w e a s e l)

how can he defeat

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k

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d

if he is on the r u n ?

(explain that, A s t o r i a)

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