Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the quote used to base this one shot of! I have no rights to either of them or make any money from writing these fic's!

Hey! Happy Halloween! This is my one shot for this year's Halloween! It's based on this quote: Thinks that going to the Old people's home dressed as the Grim-Reaper and shouting NEXT wasn't the best idea she ever had.

Hope you like it! The pairings are: Draco/Harry and Ron/Hermione with Draco being an idiot!

I am not the Grim Reaper!

Thanks for beta'ing Lady!

"Draco! I'm going to kill you!" Harry yelled as he chased Draco around their house still in his neko Halloween costume.

"Calm down Harry! It was only a joke!" Draco called out from his hiding spot behind the sofa, "I didn't mean it!"

"Yes you did you great big idiot!" Harry yelled as he grabbed the nearest object, which turned out to be a pillow and threw it at the spot he knew Draco was, "You've probably killed all of those old people!"

Draco flinched as a cutting curse just missed him, "Come on love! It's Halloween! You'd think they'd expect it!"

"They shouldn't have to!" Harry yelled as he sent a stinging hex at Draco, "You bloody idiot! How could you do something like that?"

As Harry chased Draco into, a stinging hex making contact with Draco's behind causing the blond to let out a yelp, the fire flared up and Hermione and Ron stood out of the fireplace.

"What's he done this time?" Hermione said with a sigh.

Ron just gave a smirk, "Who cares, the ferret's getting his butt kicked!"

"The idiot dressed up as the Grim Reaper!" Harry cried out as Draco stood fully out in the open to reveal his Grim Reaper costume.

A light suddenly shone in Hermione's eyes, "Oh Harry weren't you going to the old people's home?"

"That's right," Harry said as he finally got Draco to fall over and sat on top of the blond Grim Reaper.

"The idiot!" Hermione groaned out as Ron burst out laughing.

"It wasn't the worse of it!" Harry continued as he wacked Draco over the head.

"No?" a laughing Ron asked as he ducked a hit from Hermione, "What did the ferret do then?"

Harry gave Draco a deadly glare, "The idiot went to the old people's home in his Grim Reaper outfit, stood in the main room while holding a fake severed head, he then called out to the room full of old people 'Next!'"

Happy Halloween!