Holy Crap, I'm updating this...sorry that it's taken me forever.

"Dame-Tsuna," Tsuna heard a squeak before a mallet landed on the mid of his back, jolting him out of any afterschool peaceful resting he was doing. He looked up wearily, rubbing his pained side a bit as he rolled onto his bruised back and sat up shakily.

Opening his eyes fully, he noticed it was Reborn…and instantly blushed. He hadn't forgotten the incident on the table…well it wasn't an incident. No one ended up pinned to tables by incident. No one got…he gulped embarrassed as he recalled that skilled tongue that had trailed up his neck, not to mention those warm lips that had caressed his skin too.

His words also, ah, so embarrassing!

Hands covering his neck self-consciously, Tsuna stared awkwardly down at Reborn, who lucky enough for him was now in baby form and not that oh so sexy form of the other day. No wonder the man was a hit with the ladies.

"R-Reborn, you hit me, I haven't got any homework to do, so why did you hit me?" the boy moaned, trying to swerve the awkwardness with their everyday arguments.

"I know Dame-Tsuna," the baby announced, making Tsuna wonder what wrong, it wasn't more training was it? Oh god he wished it wasn't training. And also for the sake of his sanity, he hoped it wasn't punishment.

Tsuna his eyes and flopped back down, cringing a little as the pain in his back stung.

"Then what is it? I'm tired," he whined a little, praying Reborn would leave again.

"Dame-Tsuna," his name was said in a low tone which Tsuna questioned but as soon as he got back up, he felt something weigh down on his thighs.

The laptop looked at him dauntingly, the visual novel game that Reborn had given him already up. From the same place Tsuna had played last time. The infant seriously couldn't think he wanted to play this…now he knew that those were really his guardians on that game and not fictional characters. I mean it wouldn't be so messed up if they were fictional, but he knew these people…they were close to him…well in a way, and it was kind of perverted. I mean he would never be able to look at them the same way if he had to win one of their hearts.

"Reborn! I'm not playing this," he scolded him sternly before leaning back down and turning his face away from the baby.

He didn't expect the baby to just give up though. Breathing in his ear, which made him seize up, Tsuna could swear Reborn was centimetres away from him.

"Dame-T-s-u-n-a, If you don't play, I take it you want to repeat what we did the other day, hmmm?" that voice almost made Tsuna shriek, because it wasn't the high pitch tone he was used to hearing but the baritone one.

"N-No, I don't!" Tsuna quickly rotated and was a little surprised to still see the baby, I mean he had just heard the adult's voice, but there was the baby still, "I-I'll play, you please, don't."

The baby seemed to pause before shoving the laptop in Tsuna's face a bit harshly causing the teen to flinch slightly…was Reborn mad at him? He did like he asked. Geez he didn't know what was going on.

He hesitantly pressed the play button and he was straight in character, but he was then greeted by the results menu.

Progress on the hearts so far-

Hibari- 20%

Gokudera-40%

Yamamoto-40%

Chrome/Mukuro- 5%

?- 0%

?- 0%

Tsuna nearly choked when he saw that Yamamoto's score had gone up by a whole 35%, then again the other day…he blushed hard remembering the fact he had acted so stupidly in front of Yamamoto. Like such a prissy girl, so why had his score gone up so much? Not to mention, there was 2 question marks left that Tsuna guessed had to be two people and two people only.

Lambo and Oni-san. This game was so weird. I mean, he likes Kyoko-chan, so he didn't want to go trying to win his guardian's hearts, this including her brother too and also Lambo was on there.

Lambo is five years old!

He isn't a paedophile! That's wrong, both Lambo and Ryohei are like brothers to him, yes, just brothers. Not lovers. He didn't want any of these guys as lovers! He froze…wow that sounded mean; it's not that he didn't want them as lovers…wait a second. Urgh. It's just, he didn't have feelings for them like that, and he bet they didn't either. This game would just be messing up with his head and making him feel awkward around his guardians! So…how was this freaking necessary! He sighed but proceeded with the game, praying that he wouldn't run into either of the other two question marks or that there was a special ending where he didn't have to pick a guardian for…sexual reasons.

Wait a second? Visual novels were normally H games…was this a H game? Brain swelling, Tsuna fell back dizzily, his hand searching for the box. Finally he seemed to find it, even though he was searching blindly for it and looked inside, the instructions manual dropping down onto his face.

Written in bold letters, were the words, 'can be a h game if choosen ;)'. Winking face…if chosen…H-GAME!

"HIEEEE!" Tsuna screamed and chucked the box, along with the instructions across the room before clinging onto his knees and rocking slowly back and forth. Back and forth.

"Dame-Tsuna, stop being a pussy and play the game, or else—

"I'm SORRY!" Tsuna cried out before smacking his head onto the laptop, it beeping loudly as he pressed down on all the keys.

"Dame-Tsuna!"

"Ah, sorry."

He looked up to flinch a little as one of the characters he had planned not to bump into appeared, blinking at him with a huge smile on his face.

?: EXTREME DAY, ISN'T IT SAWADA!

"Oh no!"

Tsuna: Eh, sure.

?: Hey Sawada you've been treating my sister good ok? I'm counting on you to keep an eye on her, she needs a knight in shining armour…however that doesn't mean you can be her boyfriend Sawada!

Tsuna: Uh, ok.

Please enter name.

Tsuna just sighed before typing in his sun guardian's name, well no escaping now.

Please enter name: Ryohei.

Ryohei: So how are you Sawada, been doing any 'extreme' training lately?

Even though Tsuna's character had answered with a clear 'not really', Tsuna couldn't help but think that he had definitely been doing some extreme training. Amongst the lines of mental training!

Ryohei: Well if you want, we can do some training!

Will Tsuna partake in the training?

Oh hell no, even if it was a game Tsuna didn't want to see his character in pain; it gave him a weird feeling like he was also in pain. Not just that, he might end up advancing with 'Ryohei'.

Tsuna: I'll pass.

He couldn't help feel bad when the boy on the screen pouted sadly; making Tsuna a little dumbstruck over the fact he didn't know his Oni-san had that expression, not just that it was making him feel so guilty. Maybe he and Kyoko really did have something in common. He shuddered. Why was he comparing them two? It's not like he was compensating the idea of…NOOOOO!

A sharp finger nail pricked him out of his inward screaming, and he looked back at the game.

Ryohei: Well never mind Sawada, you're probably just EXTREMELY tired! Right?

Tsuna: Yeah…tried.

Ryohei: Oh yeah, I heard you have to help Hibari-san after school…

Tsuna observed as 'Ryohei's' friendly expression hardened and became serious.

Ryohei: Well be careful.

A hand lingered on his character's shoulder before the boy went running in the other direction. Why did Tsuna find his Oni-san's actions comforting? Oh god damn it! It's a game Tsuna! It's not real.

Pouting a little, he glanced over at the baby perched by his small table that stood in the centre of the room, his hands around a coffee mug.

"Reborn, I've played a bit for today…can I go to bed now?"

"What happened?"

"Oni-san appeared, that's all."

"Very well then, goodnight Tsuna." Climbing into bed, the boy didn't know what to think, I mean Reborn seemed offish with him. Like he was trying hard to be apathetic…strange.

Tsuna awoke just like normal, a deadly weapon above his head and Reborn chasing him around the house until he was fully clothed and waddling tiredly down the street. That's when of course Reborn would disappear, strange guy.

He reached the school gates and it shocked him when Ryohei appeared in front of him, almost exactly like the game.

"EXTREME DAY! ISN'T IT SAWADA?" his words were so familiar and Tsuna flinched.

Tsuna had to get out, now! Feeling queasy he muttered a small apology before trying to swerve around Ryohei. Yet he was caught back by a conveniently placed hand on his shoulder.

"Hey…Sawada, I heard that your helping Hibari-san after school," Tsuna nodded not being able to tell what the other's expression was like and the strong grip still hadn't stopped clinging.

"Be careful, I wouldn't want you to get hurt," a whisper engulfed his ear. Then the hand let go and soon Ryohei was in front and running off, shouting something with the word extreme in it. But for some reason Tsuna couldn't get over the fact his face was hot and his skin felt burning at the touch.

Hibari growled as he stared at the display of affection taking place on the school grounds involving his herbivore and that bloody boxer. He hadn't even thought of that boxer being a potential threat…then again he hadn't thought that baseball fanatic could capture Tsuna more than any of them.

But then again, the pose he had been welcomed to when visiting the herbivore's house was more than comprising.

He was going to kiss him! And the herbivore, who's flipping shirt, was off! Why was it even off? Was going to let him kiss him! Urgh, he hated it so much, more than hate actually. He wanted to grab his herbivore –forget the game- and lock him in the reception room with him and claim him for himself. Man that idea sounded so attractive, would probably have the herbivore hating him though.

It was ok though, he could spend time with the herbivore after school, he did have three weeks with him, thanks to his poor grades. THANK YOU FOR HIS STUPIDITY!

What surprised him most about all of this was why he had hardly progressed at all along with a certain disgusting individual. Because he was a rival…but then again his progress was so small. Just what was that pineapple planning? It wasn't like him to let things slide. Hibari nibbled his lip, the pineapple bastard was a cheater and he knew all too well that soon a huge plot would be summoned from the ground where he would acquire Tsunayoshi; through cheating. And man he wasn't going to have that.

Tsuna sat anxiously as he sorted out the papers he was ordered to, a hawk like stare making the task hard to concentrate on. It was just him and Hibari alone in the reception room today…no Kusakabe, no subordinates…just him and Hibari, oh dear.

Even though Tsuna wasn't looking over towards the male, it didn't take two guesses that the male had actually moved and was looming over him. His eyes flicked to their corners taking in two perfectly polished shoes. So he really was, oh lord.

"Herbivore."

"Yes, Hibari-san?" he mumbled nervously, as he continued to partake in his job.

"The other day, what were you doing with Yamamoto Takeshi?" Tsuna instantly became wooden and choked; his face inflaming.

"N-Nothing," he continued to choke in hope the prefect would just buy it and leave him be.

"Don't lie herbivore," Tsuna looked up for two seconds only to be transported from his kneeling position on the floor, to the reception sofa.

He could tell he was laid on the sofa because he was staring at the ceiling and it was quite comfortable, the situation he was in though wasn't at all too comfortable.

Hibari's steely glare was now connected with his and he didn't know what to do, the prefect looked all too menacing and it was making goose bumps form all over his body.

"H-Hibari-san, what's going on?" he asked a little in denial as the boy climbed on top of him, resting his hands the side of Tsuna's head.

"Do you like Yamamoto Takeshi? Sawada Tsunayoshi," a hushed whisper appeared in his ear, Hibari's skin brushing up against his cheek, his lips grazing his earlobe, causing him to tremble.

"H-He's my friend," Tsuna replied back, trying to turn his face away from the prefect, his cheeks flaming.

"Just a friend hmmmm," Tsuna could feel the other's hot breath on the naked skin of his neck, it making him squirm.

"If he's just a friend, then you obviously don't mind your friends doing this then," Tsuna regretted when he looked back at Hibari, the man's lips scarily inches from his own.

He's going to kiss me! Mind screaming, but body not moving, Tsuna just silently sobbed…why was he such a wimp?

Tears forming in his eyes, he looked back at Hibari who was staring down at him triumphantly, his lips lingering only mere centimetres above his. If he was to move at all now his lips would become one with Hibari's and then goodbye first kiss he was planning to share with the girl of his dreams.

"That's far as you'll go Hibari Kyouya," Tsuna flinched and darted his eyes to above his head to see a green uniform, a green uniform? No one in Namimori wore green…oh no!

"Kufufufu, I hope you don't think you'll be touching MY Tsunayoshi now do you?" the voice said in a jokingly tone yet it seemed laced with silent threats. Much to Tsuna's relief, Hibari had shot off him, leaving him free space to breathe.

"Pineapple bastard," both of the tonfas were already out and Tsuna sprung up to see Mukuro standing mischievously in the doorway, looking over in Tsuna's direction with a haughty smile. He winked at Tsuna and for some reason he couldn't control his blushing.

"My my Vongola, seems that you've been very naughty when I've been away," Mukuro waggled his finger and dodged Hibari as the boy lunged at him, accidently falling near the doorway giving Mukuro easy access to Tsuna.

"Eh? Mukuro," he whispered, turning his gaze to the floor embarrassed.

Squeaking as hands scooped him up, flailing them about only to cling onto the object for support, Tsuna opened his eyes for mere seconds to see Mukuro smirking down at him before heading straight towards the window.

The window…?

"No Mukuro, put me down," Tsuna pleaded, but his pleads went unheard and the window slid open, his arms tightening around Mukuro's neck.

"Well my dear prefect, I bid you adieu." And before Tsuna knew it, and how it was physically possible, Mukuro had leapt onto a tree and was proceeding to carry Tsuna off in some random direction.

Hibari knew it. He knew it. And he was so angry. Beating several walls in his once clean office, he was interrupted by a familiar voice.

"Hibari."

"Infant," he growled looking over towards the infant on the floor.

"Where's Dame-Tsuna?" the baby instantly asking over his student's whereabouts.

"Pineapple bastard."

"Mukuro?"

"He took him, if he does anything to Tsunayosh—

"He won't."

"Huh?"

"Hibari, like I said before, if you want a heads up, play the game, it gives you an advantage."

Then the baby left, and Hibari swore that even though the baby had given him a tip, his face was miserable…like he was sulking. How strange?

A/N: Holy crap I wrote a chapter for guardians, OAO has the world come to an end? Please review, ehehe it's my update in agessssssss!