I would advise you to read China's 2011 story before reading Taiwan's, or else the panda won't make any sense. Long story short, Hong Kong and Taiwan got China a huge panda plushie to go in his room (yet he put it in the meeting room instead) and it was really heavy and only America could pick it up with ease.

now, without further ado, STORY COMMENCE!


Taiwan sat in front of the panda in China's meeting room, seriously regretting giving it to him. It was Hong Kong's idea, but there was something about the panda that creeped her out, and she was suspicious it was plotting things, and it made her OH MY GOD IT BLINKED!

"Mei-Mei, leave the panda alone," Hong Kong told her. Taiwan pointed at it.

"It blinked, I swear on your life!" she shrieked. Hong Kong clutched at his heart, falling over in mock-death. "Not funny; it did!" she insisted.

"Uh-huh," Hong Kong kissed his girlfriend's forehead and started to leave. Taiwan still had her finger pointing at the panda. She turned right as it reached out to bite her finger, screaming in terror and running away.


"Mei-Mei, it's your birthday!" Korea cried. Taiwan raised an eyebrow.

"I know that, doofus. FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I WANT THAT PANDA TO GO AWAY!" she announced. China spit out his tea.

"Never!" he cried, running and hugging his panda. Taiwan glared at it, and it winked back. She stormed off to her room, storming back out when the doorbell rang. America stood there, grinning like a madman.


Taiwan punched America in the arm, laughing so hard she was snorting. That got her siblings worried. "Mei-niichan, what about the panda?" Japan finally asked.

"It disappeared," Taiwan shrugged. "I'm not sure where it went."

"What did you do with my panda, aru?" China screamed, sobbing into his noodles. Taiwan blinked.

"Um, nothing. It was just gone. That wasn't one of you?" she inquired. Everyone shrugged.

"I was the only one to easily carry it myself," America added. Taiwan shrugged, going back to her conversation.

"Hey Mei-Mei, I got you a super-cute dress with matching shoes," Hungary suddenly announced. "Well, Poland helped me choose..." she grumbled

"Like, totes," Poland added for emphasis. Taiwan smiled.

"Thanks! I'll go hang it up!" she replied, running off. Not long after, a loud scream was heard.

"Mei-Mei!" Hong Kong cried, racing down the hall to where Taiwan lay with the panda on top of her. It looked up at them quizzically. "Holy shiiiiiiii-!"

"Help, it's trying to eat me!" Taiwan screamed.

"Uh, no it's not." Everyone went silent. Prussia came up to the panda. "Dude, Mei, the panda likes you. He wants to lick you and wants you to pet him," Prussia explained.

"Where have you been?" Austria asked. Prussia blushed deeply.

"Nowhere!" he cried. Hungary smiled knowingly. Taiwan looked up at the panda.

"Rawr!" it said.

"Awww, he loves you, aru!" China cooed. Taiwan sat up, petting the panda hesitantly.

"I want to name him Ashes, because of the black patches on him," Taiwan explained. Ashes made a content sound.


Taiwan, Hong Kong, China, Russia, America, England, Ashes, Swissy, and Tony all watched the scary movie Taiwan rented. They all screamed except Russia, Ashes, Swissy, and Tony. Those four were laughing like it was some kind of sitcom comedy instead of a gory horror film. Taiwan hugged Hong Kong tightly, ignoring the fact that he was hugging Ashes. America clung to England, who held Swissy to his chest fearfully. China was hugging Russia, and Tony sat right in front of the TV.

Vietnam came into the room, watching the group skeptically and turning off the movie. "Hey!" Taiwan whined.

"You are going to have nightmares, Mei-Mei," Vietnam scolded. "You'll all have nightmares, and I bet you that Taiwan and Hong Kong will be sleeping together, China will be cowering in Russia's bed as the former sleeps peacefully, America will be hugging England and England will try to be tough, and Ashes, Swissy, and Tony will be perfectly fine," Vietnam retorted.

The others turned the movie back on. That night, Vietnam's prediction about their sleeping habits turned out to be more right than it seemed possible. She was so right that America shouted, "burn the witch!" at the meeting the next day.


Yugioh abridged series reference ftw! anyways, now Taiwan has a pet panda =D