So I randomly came up with this a couple of days ago and thought it would be awesome to share it with you guys! This will become a group of one-shots in which every marauder, Lily, and Severus, will have something totally embarrassing about them revealed to the world! Yay! Please enjoy!
-AshMoon
Remus shoved a small, leather-bound book quickly under his pillow as he heard footsteps coming up the stairs. Sure enough, Remus' best friends, Sirius Black and James Potter, came bursting into their dorm, followed closely by another of Remus' friends, Peter Pettigrew. "Hey guys." Remus said, trying to draw attention away from the pillow and doing exactly the opposite.
"You hiding something, Remmie?" Sirius asked, laughter threatening to bubble over from his throat.
"N-n-n-no, of course not," Remus stuttered, inching slightly to cover a corner of the book that was poking out from the pillow. James, however, was the trained seeker, and snatched it from its hiding spot quickly.
"What might this be…?" James pretended to think. "Hmmm. Maybe if we open it, we could find out?" He looked at Sirius. "Would you like to do the honors?" James threw the book to Sirius who, despite Remus' protests, caught it and started reading the first page.
"James, we have a case." Sirius grinned.
"A case of what?" James replied, just as mischievous.
"A case of…" Sirius paused for dramatic effect. "A case of Remus having a diary!" Sirius dissolved in laughter, and Remus took his chance to snatch the book from Sirius.
"It is not a diary, it's a journal!" Remus growled, stuffing the diary, I mean, journal, back in his trunk.
Sirius glared up at him. "Fine. It's a man diary. Happy now?" He cracked up again, and he and James rolled around on the floor.
Remus whirled around. "No. it has nothing to do at all with a dairy, okay?" He stared at Sirius.
Sirius smirked. "So if I share everything you have in it, I have to say it came from your journal and not your man diary? Where's the fun in that?"
Remus sighed. "I give up." He was walking to the door when Peter seemed to wake up from some sort of stupor.
"OH MY GOD, REMUS HAS A MAN DIARY!" he screamed, and ran out of the room. Remus took one look at Sirius and James, and joined them dying of laughter.
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