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IHeartFinn: Good morning, everyone! How are your respective holidays going?
le-jazz-hot has logged in.
le-jazz-hot: Finn has been playing Christmas carols NON-STOP since I woke up.
Frankenteen has logged in.
Frankenteen: xmas music ROX!
IHeartFinn: I'm terribly sorry, Kurt. We have a spare bedroom if you ever need to run away.
le-jazz-hot: I may have to take you up on that offer.
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Sweet_Transvestite: wow, finn must REALLY be annoying u, kurt, if ur running away to live w/ rach
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Asian#1: at least you don't have to listen to your boyfriend's family caroling. It sux
Asian#2: Hey!
le-jazz-hot: At least you have a boyfriend.
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Breadstix_Dammit: ooh, snap!
Asian#1: touché
It's_Brittany_Bitch: I'll be ur boyfriend kurtie!1!1
le-jazz-hot: Britt, honey, it doesn't work like that.
le-jazz-hot: Finn, I swear to god, if I hear Deck the Halls ONE MORE TIME, I will castrate you in your sleep.
Frankenteen: :'(
Frankenteen: not cool, man, not cool
Breadstix_Dammit: my little protégé is growing up :')
le-jazz-hot: Thank you, Finn. I can hear myself think now.
Frankenteen: :'''(
le-jazz-hot: Tears don't work on me. Don't even try.
Breadstix_Dammit: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
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SAM-I-AM: umm…why are you proud of Kurt?
Asian#2: u have terrible timing
Asian#1: Kurt threatened to castrate Finn in his sleep
SAM-I-AM: oh…awkward…
Frankenteen: nuthin new, really…
IHeartFinn: But don't let that scare you away, Sam. We're a very friendly group of people.
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Queen-Q: Some of us, at least…
Sweet_Transvestite: very few of us, actually…
Asian#1: I am!
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safety_dance: right…
Asian#2: lay off, man
Sweet_Transvestite: ooh! Love triangle!
Asian#1: shut up
safety_dance: shut up
Asian#2: shut up
le_jazz_hot: Maybe you three should take this argument elsewhere.
Asian#1: Theres nuthin left to discuss. mike, do u wanna go c a movie now?
Asian#2: sure. pick u up in 10
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Frankenteen: awwwwwwwkward….
SAM-I-AM: I'll say…
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Puckzilla: damn, I always miss tha fun stuff…
Queen-Q: I wouldn't call that FUN, idiot.
Puckzilla: aww, be nice. I didn't mean to give ur mom pot-brownies for xmas…I thought they were my regular ones…
Queen-Q: I'm still not talking to you.
Puckzilla: I'll go xmas shopping with you & carry all ur bags and shit and buy u chocolate
Queen-Q: Deal. You're driving, by the way.
Puckzilla: I can't…my license got suspended…
Queen-Q: God, you're stupid. I'll just take my mom's car. See you in five.
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Puckzilla: sam, dude, ur lucky u got out when u could…she's a psycho…a really hawt psycho…
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IHeartFinn: Well, this friendly chat certainly turned…interesting…
le_jazz_hot: I'll say…ten bucks says Artie crashes Tina and Mike's date.
Frankenteen: ur on! artie wouldn't do something like dat…
Breadstix_Dammit: ur kidding, right?
le_jazz_hot: Of course he would.
It's_Brittany_Bitch: I wanna go watch TV…but I forgot how 2 leave…
SAM-I-AM: I think im gonna have to side with Kurt on this one…
Frankenteen: traitor!
SAM-I-AM: lol sorry finn
le_jazz_hot: Don't be upset, Finn. It's only because I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
IHeartFinn: Maybe we should give Artie the benefit of the doubt…
Frankenteen: yea! what rach said
le_jazz_hot: Don't encourage him, Rachel. It's like feeding a stray cat – once you start, they won't take no for an answer.
SAM-I-AM: im confused…
Frankenteen: me too
IHeartFinn: Perhaps you're right, Kurt.
le_jazz_hot: Obviously.
SAM-I-AM: so, back to the original reason we logged on…how's everyone holidays going?
Breadstix_Dammit: not fun.
It's_Brittany_Bitch: do u need to make out?
Breadstix_Dammit: no. well, yes. But I have to take mah little brother to see Santa. Lame.
It's_Brittany_Bitch: can I come? I wanna ask for a new bird…
Breadstix_Dammit: sure, britt. c ya then
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It's_Brittany_Bitch: I still dunt kno how 2 leave
SAM-I-AM: huh
le_jazz_hot: Don't worry about it, Brittany. Just go meet Santana.
It's_Brittany_Bitch: ok
Sweet_Transvestite: I got a text from Tee…Kurt just won that bet lol
Frankenteen: DANGIT! :'''''(
le_jazz_hot: Told you so.
Sweet_Transvestite: I gotta go pick her up. She's pretty upset. l8r guyz
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IHeartFinn: Well, this conversation was just a bad idea from the start, wasn't it?
le_jazz_hot: What are you talking about? I just won ten dollars.
Frankenteen: :-(
le_jazz_hot: Oh, cheer up. Your mom's making cookies right now. Why don't you go steal some?
Frankenteen: COOKIES? OMGAOIDRsfiUh
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SAM-I-AM: he's a keeper, alright
IHeartFinn: Oh, shush. That's why I love him.
le_jazz_hot: You're more than welcome to come over and share cookie time with Finn. Carole's made a heap-load, and lord knows I won't eat any (or let my dad near them).
IHeartFinn: Thank you, Kurt. I believe I will.
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SAM-I-AM: so…how are you, Kurt?
le_jazz_hot: I'm quite well. Yourself?
SAM-I-AM: pretty good. mah sister's being a pain tho
le_jazz_hot: Oh, why?
SAM-I-AM: she acts like I shuld already kno what she wants for xmas, but I cant figure it out.
le_jazz_hot: Does she like music?
SAM-I-AM: yah
le_jazz_hot: Are you two close?
SAM-I-AM: yeah
le_jazz_hot: You should write her a song. Tell her how much she means to you.
SAM-I-AM: that's a great idea! But im no good with words…dyslexia and all that jazz…
le_jazz_hot: I could help you, if you wanted…
SAM-I-AM: really? Wuld u?
le_jazz_hot: Sure. Do you want to come over here?
SAM-I-AM: ya! Man, I love you, kurt! Ur tha best!
SAM-I-AM: uh, I mean…ur awesome
SAM-I-AM: I mean, not that I dunt love u, I just don't kno u that well and
SAM-I-AM: um
le_jazz_hot: Sam, it's okay.
le_jazz_hot: I understood what you meant the first time.
le_jazz_hot: You're straight – you said it out of purely platonic feelings. Don't worry.
SAM-I-AM: NO!
SAM-I-AM: I mean, the feelings weren't
SAM-I-AM: platonic
SAM-I-AM: not platonic. Not at all
SAM-I-AM: um, I mean
le_jazz_hot: What?
SAM-I-AM: I really like u
SAM-I-AM: a lot
le_jazz_hot: Really?
SAM-I-AM: yeah…
le_jazz_hot: Good.
le_jazz_hot: I really like you, too.
SAM-I-AM: wanna come to my house? I've got it all to myself for another hour or two…
le_jazz_hot: I would love that. Be right over.
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SAM-I-AM: :-)
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IHeartFinn has logged in.
IHeartFinn: I told you so!
Frankenteen: dayum, sam moves fast
IHeartFinn: You owe me fifteen dollars.
Frankenteen: how bout some cookies and a kiss?
IHeartFinn: Sounds perfect. Be right over.
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