Cow and Chicken walked into the doors of their school, 'cause apparently they go to school...yeah, it's a weird show. They walked over to the cafeteria and was immediately greeted by the big red guy... with no pants, dressed up as a cafeteria worker yet again.

"Oh man, not this guy again..." Chicken muttered.

"Helloooo, what will it be today?" Red guy shouted loudly and awkwardly. "Mustard cake? Or perhaps a slice of mustard pie. OH! Or or...mustard flambe?"

Cow raised a... hoof in thought. "But I thought you loved ketchup?"

"THAT WAS BEFORE!" Red guy shouted before cooling down. "Mustard is all the rage now! SO HAVE SOME!" He squirted his... mustard all over cow and chicken and laughed evilly. "I love my job."

Iron Man flew in moments after and looked around. "I am Iron Man, and dinner time." He blasted Cow and Chicken into the air, and when they landed back on the ground they were then hamburgers and fried chicken. "I also love my job. Now I think—wait...is this weirdo not wearing any pants?"

"YOU KNOW IT, BUDDY!" Red guy shouted. "It's how I roll!" He laughed and started to hop around the room on his large butt.

Iron Man stared at him for a moment before sighing. "I visit the most weird ass places, I swear..." He flew away, deciding not to kill red dude.

The screen faded to black and the word End appeared, read by the red dude.