Things I won't do at Hogwarts

1. Whenever I use a spell I will not say "OOO! SHINEY!" when the light flies off the wand

2. I will not blast "Bad Romance" through the speakers

3. I will not dress up as a vampire and say "I'm a sparkly vampire" to Cedric Diggory

4. I will not give Prof. McGonagall cat food

5. I won't call the Ghost Busters

6. When I fly on a broom I will not sing "I believe I can fly!"

7. I will not sing "Puff The Magic Dragon" whenever there is a lesson on dragons

8. I will not ask how old Dumbledore is

9. I will not get Prof. McGonagall a scratching post for Christmas

10. I will not ask if Harry has ever kissed Hermonie

11. At random moments I will not scream "I GOT THE POWER!" while casting a spell

12. I will not be afraid of Lady Ga Ga on purpose when we use the boggort

13. I will not scream "THE VOICES!" when a ghost talks to me

14. When I see a unicorn I wont sing the My Little Pony song

15. I will not purposefully get the Weasley family names mixed up, just to annoy them

16. I will not call Hagrid fat

17. I will not say "that was beautiful" and pretend to cry whenever someone does a speech

18. I will not play fetch with Siris

19. I will not wave my wand and say "ABRACADABRA!" claiming it's a spell

20. I will not pretend to cast the 3 unforgivable curses

21. I will not call Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Cedric Diggory

22. I will not count Pokemon as magical creatures

23. I will dare people to go down into the Chamber of Secretes

24. I will not imitate the Voldamort

25. I will not misuse Voldamorts name by using it in every sentence

26. I won't bring Silly Bandz to school claiming they will get rid of Demontors